Fireball: Hello, and welcome to my interview show!
Mario: Cool!
Wario: Sweet!
Roy: It's always cool and sweet at the Interview show!
Fireball: That's just awesome.
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Fireball: What is it, Yoshi?
Yoshi: Nothing, can't Yoshi say something random?
Roy: Yoshi does have a point.
Fireball: He sure does.
(Luigi comes in and sits in his chair.)
Fireball: What are you doing here, Luigi?
Luigi: It's a long story.
Roy: Oh.
Luigi: I'll make it short.
Roy: Did we say we want to hear your story?
Luigi: Well know.
Roy: Then shut up.
Luigi: *sigh*
Fireball: What a shame.
Luigi: What did I do now?
Fireball: Sighing in my interview show, what a shame.
Luigi: There's no rule about it.
Roy: There is now!
Luigi: You all hate me!
Fireball: We sure do, Luigi.
Luigi: You’re nice.
Fireball: Thanks.
Luigi: I was being sa-
Roy: Would you shut up for 30 seconds, Luigi?!
Luigi: *sigh*
Roy: Well before we get started, I'll tell you about the Interviews we’ve been doing.
Fireball: So go tell them, Roy.
Roy: We are interviewing all the Koopalings, and so far we did me, Iggy, Larry, Morton, and Wendy.
Fireball: Ludwig and Lemmy are left, and we wanted to interview the oldest first and save the best for last.
Roy: I'm also the best!
Fireball: That's right, Roy!
Roy: Sweet!
(Fireball gets a note.)
Fireball: (reading note) Whoever’s Mushroom this is, please take it back now.
Mario: That's mine.
(Mario takes the Mushroom and Fireball rips up the note and throws it at Toadsworth.)
Toadsworth: Grrrrrrr I say!
Fireball: Would you shut up, Toadsworth? You talk like crazy!
Toadsworth: I don't get to talk much, I say!
Fireball: Would you calm down, Toadsworth?
Toadsworth: Grrrrrrrrr.
Roy: Finally he shuts up.
Mario: You should hear him in my games!
Wario: How sad.
Toadsworth: ...
Roy: There you go again, Toadsworth!
(Toadsworth leaves the studio)
Everyone: Finally!
Roy: Now Ludwig can come in!
(Ludwig comes in and sits down.)
Ludwig: Hi!
Everyone: Hi Ludwig!
Ludwig: Yeah...
Roy: So now I'm going to ask a question...
Fireball: Yes... A question...
Roy: Maybe we should have thought of some before interviewing him...
Fireball: I got some!
Roy: So do I! Ok, let's roll.
Fireball: Right after Wario says Sweet!
Everyone: ...
Wario: Sweet!
Roy: First question, do you find Pipe Land confusing?
Ludwig: At first... But then I learned the paths.
Roy: I never can.
Iggy: I tried but went back to the start.
Ludwig: No one but me knows the way!
Fireball: That's cool.
Ludwig: I know.
Fireball: Next question, do a lot of your inventions explode?
Ludwig: Some of them, but not a lot of them.
Roy: I thought they always exploded?
Ludwig: They do when you guys go near them!
Roy: Sorry!
Wario: Random sweet!
Roy: Next question, who else would you say is smart in our family?
Ludwig: Iggy and Lemmy would have to be the second smartest and third smartest, I'd say.
Roy: Not me?
Ludwig: Certainly not!
Roy: Fine then!
Goomba 42: The brothers are fighting.
(Roy pounds Goomba 42 and throws him out)
Goomba 42: What a temper he has.
(Roy throws a brick and it hits Goomba 42 and knocks him out)
Goomba 42: ...
Roy: That's what you get for... I forget.
Fireball: Next question, do you like the way your hair is?
Ludwig: Yes... Why, don't you like it?
Fireball: It's fine.
Ludwig: Cool.
Fireball: Cool indeed...
Roy: Last question until...
Fireball: ...
Fireball and Roy: SEAT TIME!
Everyone: Sweet!
Ludwig: Cool.
Roy: Last question, do you think anyone else is smarter then you?
Ludwig: No... I don't think anyone is smarter than me!
Roy: Really.
Ludwig: Yes.
Roy: Cool.
Ludwig: Indeed.
Fireball: Seat time!
Everyone: Sweet!
Fireball: Seat 888.
Kooper: What's your favorite Mario party game?
Ludwig: That would have to be Mario Party 1. I love old games.
Roy: They’re great and classics!
Fireball: And could sell for a lot.
Roy: Seat 5,555,555.
Goombella: Who do you think is the smartest Goomba?
Ludwig: Frankly and you.
Goombella: Sweet!
Ludwig: You knew I was going to say you.
Goombella: Yes.
Ludwig: To tell the truth... Frankly.
Goombella: JUST SHUT UP!
Ludwig: ...
Fireball: Seat 4,768,354,708,463,798,463.
Wario: Do you think I'm smart?
Ludwig: A little.
Wario: SWEET!
Fireball: That's the happiest sweet I ever heard Wario say.
Roy: Seat 674.
Bowser: Should I try to capture Peach right now, or later?
Ludwig: Right now, when Mario is still here.
Bowser: ... I'm toi lazy to go now... I'll do it later.
Ludwig: Your loss.
Bowser: FINE! I'LL GO!
(Bowser tries to go but stops and falls asleep)
Everyone but Bowser: He's lazy!
Fireball: Everyone is.
Roy: Yep.
Fireball: Last seat... Seat Marioisalwayspickedlastcauseisayso8687.
Mario: Did you really think you could beat me?
Ludwig: Of course.
Mario: Well HA!
Roy: That's all for today, everyone!
Mario: Dang!
Roy: I know, Mario.
Fireball: See you in my next special Interview with the last Koopaling... End transmission!
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