Fireball: Hello, and welcome to my interviews!
Mario: Cool!
Wario: Sweet!
Toadsworth: I have a question, I say!
Roy: What is it, old man?
Toadsworth: Where's Luigi and Waluigi?
Fireball: We have no idea.
(Yoshi is seen carrying Luigi and Waluigi into the studio.)
Wario: Why are you carrying Luigi and Waluigi, Yoshi?
Yoshi: Yoshi have no idea.
Mario: Well I guess someone had to do it.
Everyone: You do have a point.
Mario: Cool. I have a point.
Roy: Yes Mario, that's cool and all, but we have to interview...
Everyone: ...
(Everyone closes in on Roy)
Roy: Wendy.
Everyone: *GASP*
Peach: What's wrong with Wendy?
Fireball: Well she has a temper, you see.
Peach: So
Fireball: She get's angry easy.
Peach: So?
Fireball: She has a temper.
Peach: So?
Roy: Just shut up,Peach!
Peach: NO!
(Roy throws Peach out of the studio.)
Roy: Take that!
Peach: Ok.
Mario: I never knew Peach was that crazy.
Wario: We all didn't, Mario.
Roy: But who really cares?
Fireball: Not much... Not much.
Mario: I guess you’re right there.
Fireball: Dang right I'm right!
Goomba 6,171: Are you guys going to start or what!
Fireball: What are you going to do? … No really, what are you going to do?
Goomba 6,171: Nothing.
Roy: Oh... Well you can't do much anyway.
Goomba 6,171: We know already! You don't have to tell us!
Roy: Goombas... The weakest of them all.
Koopa: You got that right.
Fireball: Koopas are the second.
Koopa: GRRRR!
Fireball: Don't grrrrrr ‘cause all you do is grrrrrrr and I can beat you up and yeah...
Koopa: Whatever.
Wario: Don't whatever!
Mario: You stole all the... Goombas!
Bowser: You beat me up.
Boo: I just plain don't like you!
(Everyone starts to fight.)
Roy: Maybe we should do something...
Everyone: Nah!
(Wendy comes in.)
Wendy: Shut up!
(Everyone stops.)
Fireball: If it's not miss temper girl... ‘Cause you know she sometimes gets angry... You know her temper somethimes... You know, right... Yeah, you know.
Wendy: Will you just interview me? I'm the star of this show!
Roy: ................................ I could keep on doing that, but I won't.
Fireball: You’re not the star, and shut up!
Wendy: ...
Fireball: Roy, will you tell everyone about the Koopaling stuff?
Roy: Ok. Me and Fireball are interviewing all the koopalings. We did me, Iggy, Larry, and Morton so now we’re doing Wendy.
Fireball: Thanks, Roy!
Roy: Why do I have to say it?
Fireball: Because... You know, I have no idea.
Roy: Really?
Fireball: Yes.
Roy: That's good enough for me.
Fireball: Let's interview now.
Roy: Firt question, do you like the heat?
Wendy: It's ok... But I hate it when it's really warm! I love the water!
Roy: That's why you have Water Land.
Wendy: I know.
Roy: ...
Fireball: Next question, who do you like better, Iggy or Larry?
Wendy: I like Iggy better. He's nicer, I think.
Larry: Do I really care?
Wendy: I thought you would.
Larry: Yeah right. I still have Lemmy, Iggy, and Ludwig on my side.
Wendy: Shut up! I have Ro-
Roy: I am not on your side!
Larry: That must make Roy on my side... and Morton.
Wendy: SHUT UP!
Roy: Next question, if you could have another land, what land would it be?
Wendy: Sky Land. The clouds would be nice to sleep on.
Roy: Well don't think you’re going there.
Wendy: Fine!
Mario: WOW!
Wario: What, Mario?
Mario: I have no idea.
Fireball: Next question, who do you hate the most out of your siblings?
Wendy: I would say Morton and Roy. Roy's mean and Morton's boring!
Roy: When this is over you’re going to get a big surprise!
Wendy: Don't beat me up.
Roy: It's not going to be that. Gosh, you think I would punch you!
Wendy: Well... no...
Roy: You know what? Just shut up!
Wendy: But...
Roy: I can't believe you... But who cares!
Wendy: Not me.
Roy: That's just great.
Wendy: Yep!
Roy: Last question, do you think Luigi's weak?
Wendy: No... A little.
Luigi: Stupid show!
Yoshi: Luigi, will you shut up? Yoshi try to watch show!
Luigi: *sigh*
Fireball and Roy: Seat time!
Everyone: Sweet!
Fireball: That's right... It's seat time!
Roy: Seat time!
Wario: We get it!
Roy: Oh.
Fireball: Seat 62.
Koopa: What's your favorite song?
Wendy: Water Land's music!
Koopa: Booooooooo!
Wendy: Shut up!
Koopa: Grrrrrrrrr.
Roy: Seat 744.
Larry: Why do you need dresses if you don't wear any?
Wendy: ... Shut up, Larry!
Larry: You shut up!
Fireball: Seat 56,273,694,689,769,247,604!
Goomba 78,345,782,672,525,270,262,768,470,684,682,700,000,006,666,722: Should I buy a sash?
Wendy: Yes you should.
Goomba 78,345,782,672,525,270,262,768,470,684,682,700,000,006,666,722: Thanks.
Roy: Seat 9,999,999,999,999.
X-Naut: Like, do you, like, being, like, the only, like, girl in your, like, family?
Wendy: NO! It stinks!
X-Naut: Like, harsh man.
Fireball: Last seat... Seat Mario6262624Mario.
Mario: Did you really think you could beat me?
Wendy: Yes.
Mario: Well HA!
Roy: Well that was one of the Interviews I didn't want to do.
Fireball: Well we said we would interview all the Koopalings... so yeah.
Roy: Guess you’re right. Well that's all for today, folks!
Mario: Dang!
Roy: I know, Mario.
Fireball: End transmission.
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