Fireball: Hello, and welcome to my Interview show!
Mario: Cool!
Wario: Sweet!
Peach: Yes?
Toadsworth: Nothing.
Peach: Oh.
Fireball: Where's Luigi and Mario?
(Mario comes in with Luigi)
Mario: It took a lot of kicking and fighting to get him here.
Roy: I bet it did. He hates us more then he hates... Goombas.
Luigi: I don't hate Goombas!
Roy: Be quiet, Luigi! We know you hate Larry!
Luigi: I hate Larry?
Fireball: Yes! And so does Waluigi.
Luigi: Why do Waluigi and I get blamed for stuff we don't do?
Roy: I don't know.
Fireball: Maybe because you’ve hated us since the fifth Interview I did!
Roy: Around there.
Fireball: Indeed.
Luigi: Shut up!
Roy: We can't.
Luigi: Why?
Fireball: We have to interview Morton, and we have to talk to interview.
Luigi: I see... WAIT! I'm not falling for your tricks.
Roy: What tricks?
Fireball: I have no idea.
Luigi: GRRRRRRRR!
Wario: Luigi! Sit down in your chair, I can't see!
(Luigi sits in his chair.)
Roy: Today we’re going to interview Morton!
Fireball: That's right!
Roy: We interviewed me, Iggy, and Larry, and now it's Morton's turn!
Fireball: For those who don't know, we’re going to interview all the Koopalings.
Roy: You’d better watch are interview or else!
Fireball: Or else what?
Roy: I have no idea.
Mario: Are you going to start or what?!
Fireball: Yes, Mario!
Mario: Okey dokey!
Wario: Mario's always happy!
Roy: So?
Wario: I have no idea.
Waluigi and Luigi: This show is sooooooo stupid!
Everyone but them: SHUT UP!
Waluigi and Luigi: ...
Fireball: Now who here likes Morton!
Everyone: ... He's ok.
Fireball: Yeah...
Roy: We could beat him up if he's being stupid.
Fireball: Why not?
Everyone: Sweet!
Roy: Come in here, Morton!
(Morton comes in.)
Morton: Hello fellow fans! It's me Morton, your favorite most best Koopaling ever in the world who really loves you all an-
Fireball: SHUT UP! We can't interview him like this.
Roy: Ludwig!
Ludwig: Yes.
Roy: Do something so we can interview Morton.
Morton: I can just stop if you want.
Fireball: Even better.
Roy: Let's get this Interview rolling.
Fireball: ...
Roy: First question, why do you talk a lot?
Morton: I talk a lot for attention, I guess. And for practicing my speeches.
Fireball: How are they?
Morton: Great.
Fireball: That's super.
Morton: I know!
Fireball: Next question, why do you like things hot?
Morton: Well King Dad gave us the land, I guess I got used to the warm awesome sun and have loved the heat since.
Fireball: Thanks for keeping it short.
Morton: No problem!
Bowser: Wish he would shut up for me.
Morton: King Dad!
Bowser: What?
Morton: How could you say that to your own son like that?
Bowser: Shut up!
Morton: Ok...
Roy: Next question, would you say you’re one of the strongest in our family?
Morton: Yes, I would!
Roy: Yeah, I would say so too... I'm stronger!
Morton: I know.
Bowser: We know, Roy, so shut up.
Roy: You shut up!
Bowser: Never mind!
Fireball: Next question, would you like to be in more games?
Morton: Of course I would.
Fireball: Yeah...
Roy: Well I know something that no one knows!
Fireball: What?
Roy: I can't believe it's nor butter!
Fireball: We all can't.
Luigi: *sigh*
Roy: Last question, who's your favorite Koopaling?
Morton: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Lemmy and Iggy!
Roy: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Morton: You’re in third place, Roy!
Roy: Ok.
Morton: Sweet!
Wario: Don't say sweet!
Morton: Why?
Wario: I say it!
Morton: Fine!
Fireball and Roy: Seat time!
Everyone: Sweet!
Morton: They say it!
Wario: Shut up!
Fireball: Seat 628!
X-Naut Dude: Like, dude, are you, like, hotter than the, like, sun?
Morton: No... What a stupid question!
X-Naut Dude: Like, shut up dude!
Roy: Seat 7,852.
Goomba 72: Who's your favorite minion?
Morton: My favorite minion would have to be a Koopa ‘cause they’re just like me only they’re weaker.
Goomba 72: Ok.
Fireball: Seat 616!
Larry: Can you sing?
Morton: Yes! Want to hear?
Larry: NO!
Morton: Fine then!
Roy: Seat 626.
Bowser: Have you cleaned up the kitchen yet?
Morton: I will do it when I get home, Father!
Bowser: Ok then...
Fireball: Last seat, and it's seat Mario62626.
Mario: Did you really think you could beat me?
Morton: Yes!
Mario: Well HA!
Roy: You ask that question to everyone, Mario.
Mario: I know.
Fireball: Super!
Kammy: Is it over yet?!
Fireball: Quiet, old hag!
Kammy: Grrrrrrrrrrr!
Roy: That's the end of this Interview show!
Mario: Dang!
Roy: I know, Mario.
Fireball: End transmission.
Whoops! You're not logged in! |