Fireball: Yo, everyone, and welcome to my Interview show!
Mario: Cool!
Wario: Sweet!
Yoshi: Yoshi have nothing to say.
Mario: You don't?!
Yoshi: Nope!
Mario: Oh.
Waluigi: Hi everyone!
Roy: Waluigi, are you talking to yourself again?
Waluigi: NO!
Roy: Sure.
Fireball: Me and Roy are going to try to get at least 75 Interviews done! Well maybe...
Roy: Well that's what we thought.
Fireball: Yeah.
Mario: Really.
Fireball: Yes!
Mario: Sorry I said anything!
Fireball: What are you getting at?
Mario: I have no idea.
Roy: Well we’re interviewing all the Koopalings! We interviewed me and Iggy so far!
Fireball: And now we’re going to interview everyone's favorite Koopaling... Well maybe not everyone likes him... Well a lot do... It's Larry!
Everyone: Awesome!
Roy: Better than Iggy!
Everyone: You got that right!
Iggy: Grrrrrrrrrrrr!
Fireball: I'm not sure anybody hates Larry.
Wario: Waluigi does!
Everyone but Waluigi: *gasp*
Waluigi: I wish Luigi was here!
Lord Crump: Hi!
Fireball: Shut up, lord guy.
Lord Crump: Fine then!
Goomba 62: Are you going to interview or what?
Fireball: You can shut up too!
Goomba 62: Ok.
Roy: Come in, Larry!
(Larry comes in.)
Everyone: Larry! Larry! Larry!
Larry: Thanks, fans!
Fireball: You have a lot of fans.
Larry: I know.
Roy: I wish I had a lot of fans...
Fireball: I think everyone thinks you’re better than Morton and Wendy.
Roy: I know that!
Fireball: Man it's going to be a pain interviewing Morton.
Everyone: Indeed!
Larry: Are you going to interview or am I going to steal Mario's wallet next?
(Everyone looks in their wallet and pockets)
Waluigi: My wallet's gone!
Larry: Like you have much money!
Waluigi: Shut up!
Roy: First question, why do you love plants?
Larry: Maybe because you guys gave me a plant at my birthday and I took really good care of it. Then you gave me more, and I’ve loved plants since.
Roy: ... Oh...
Iggy: ...
Ludwig: How were we supposed to know?
Larry: Never mind!
Fireball: Next question, did you really think that was Bowser in Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga?
Larry: Not at first...
Bowser: There was a person in my body!
Wario: WHA HA HA!
Bowser: What are you laughing about?!
Wario: Nothing really.
Bowser: You win this round.
Roy: Next question, what's your favorite sport?
Larry: Tennis. I'm sneaky when it comes to Tennis.
Waluigi: BOOOOOOOO!
Wario: Waluigi! What is your problem?
Waluigi: I'm better than Larry!
Larry: Sure.
Waluigi: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Fireball: Shut up, Waluigi!
Waluigi: Fine!
Fireball: Next question, why do the green Koopas fall off platforms in Mario games, but the red ones don't?
Larry: Why are you asking me?
Fireball: ‘Cause Bowser owns all the Koopas and you’re his son.
Larry: Because thegreen ones are stupid.
Roy: Never seen it that way!
Wario: Same here!
Green Koopa: GRRRRRRRR! We don't fall off platforms.
(Fireball and Roy put up a stick for him to walk on. He walks to the end and falls off.)
Roy: See!
Green Koopa: Same thing will happen with a red Koopa!
(They do the same thing and the Red Koopa stays on)
Green Koopa: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Roy: Last question, would you like to grow a mustache?
Larry: Yrah. It would be cool... like Mario's!
Mario: THEY LOVE ME! THEY REALLY LOVE ME!
Fireball: Of course, Mario.
Wario: What about mine?
Mario: It's ok.
Wario: Sweet!
Fireball and Roy: Seat time!
Everyone: Sweet!
Fireball: Seat 62.
Goomba 62: I'm the same Goomba from a while ago!
Fireball: Seat 62!
Goomba 62: Still me... Larry! Can you rea-
Fireball: Seat 682,397,289!
Peach: Do you enjoy stealing me?
Larry: It's fun until Mario comes! And I don't help King Dad much anymore... Why?!
Bowser: I don't have a clue.
Roy: Seat 72777777777777777.
Bowser: Can you invent stuff?
Larry: No.
Bowser: What good are you then!
Larry: I steal.
Bowser: Oh yeah... Roy has power... Iggy... What's Iggy good for?
Roy: Nothing!
Iggy: Shut up.
(Roy beats up Iggy)
Roy: You shut up!
Bowser: Nice job.
Roy: I aim to please.
Fireball: Seat 7222282.
Toad: Why don't you steal the Toads?
Larry: What are they good for?
Toad: … Nothing really.
Larry: There you go.
Toad: Thanks a lot, moron.
(Larry beats up Toad.)
Toad: ... Ow…
Roy: Seat 568,590,161,765,865,836,565,475,682,788,746,462,346,826,904,360,437.
Boo: What's the strongest minion in your army?
Larry: Magikoopas, I would say.
Boo: Fine!
Fireball: Last seat! Seat Mario62638620M.
Mario: Did you really think you could beat me?
Larry: YEAH!
Mario: Well HA!
Roy: That's it for today, everyone.
Mario: Dang!
Roy: I know, Mario.
Fireball: End transmission.
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