Mario: Cool!
Wario: I have a sub!
Yoshi: Yoshi love pie!
Peach: I just made a pie!Yoshi: Yoshi!
Toad: ...
Toadsworth: Talk, Toad!
Toad: Shut up!
Roy: SHUT UP!
Everyone: ...
Roy: Sorry...
Everyone: It's ok.
Roy: Cool.
Fireball: Yo people! Me and Roy are going to interview Iggy!
Everyone: Ok.
Mario: I guess that's ok.
Luigi: I'm the only smart person here.
Waluigi: I am too.
Luigi: Cool.
Waluigi: Indeed.
Roy: Would you guys shut up!
Luigi and Waluigi: *sigh*
Roy: What did I just say!
Luigi: We didn't talk!
Waluigi: Yeah!
Roy: Just shut up!
Waluigi: Why are you being mean!
Roy: I just said shut up!
Luigi: But we ha-
Everyone but Luigi and Waluigi: SHUT UP!
Luigi and Waluigi: ...
Fireball: Finally!
Wario: They may talk!
Fireball: Well do something then!
(Wario and Mario get tape put it on their mouths and tie them to their chair.)
Fireball: Sweet!
Luigi: ...
Waluigi:???
Roy: Let's go now!
Fireball: Me and Roy thought we should interview all the Koopalings!
Roy: We did me, and now we’re going to do Iggy!
Fireball: Come in, Iggy!
(Iggy comes in.)
Iggy: Yo!
Roy: Shut up!
Iggy: Ok.
Fireball: Now let's get started.
Roy: Right after Mario says cool.
Everyone: ...
Mario: ...
Everyone: ...
Mario: What do you want from me?!
Roy: Just say cool!
Mario: Cool!
Roy: First question, what's your favorite game you’ve ever been in?
Iggy: Hmmmmmmm. Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga.
Roy: That's nice.
Fireball: Next question, are you really weak?
Iggy: No! Everyone just says that I'm a wimp when I'm not!
Koops: I'm stronger then you!
Iggy: Bring it!
(They fight and Iggy wins.)
Roy: You won?!
Iggy: Yep.
Koops: OW!
Roy: Next question, what’s your favorite sport?
Iggy: Golf! I love golf!
Mario: So do I!
Wario: You do?
Mario: I love lots of sports.
Fireball: Next question, who do you think is tougher, Wario or Waluigi?
Iggy: Wario, of course.
Waluigi: !!!
Wario: That's right, Waluigi!
(Waluigi breaks free and unties Luigi. The two fight Mario and Wario and the winners are…)
(drumroll)
(Mario and Wario!)
Mario: That should shut them up!
Everyone: Sweet!
Roy: Last question, what's your favorite Paper Mario game?
Iggy: Paper Mario!
Mario: Yeah!
Fireball: Seat time!
Everyone: Sweet!
Fireball: Seat 629.
X-Naut: Like, dude, can you, like, fly?
Iggy: No.
Peach: He always gets picked.
Fireball: So!
Peach: Never mind!
Roy: Seat 61.
Kammy: Who’s your favorite Koopaling?
Iggy: Lemmy.
Kammy: Oh yeah!
Bowser: No comment.
Fireball: Seat no comment.
Bowser: Can you invent?
Iggy: Yes! You’ve never even seen them.
Bowser: How many do you got?
Iggy: Two.
Bowser: Ok.
Roy: Seat 61.
Kammy: You just went to me a couple of minutes ago!
Roy: Fine! Then seat t171.
Goomba 51571876134786713863071606416781386347837683476027672t171: Why is there a letter in my number?
Roy: I don't know! Just ask the question!
Goomba 51571876134786713863071606416781386347837683476027672t171: Who’s your favorite minion?
Iggy :I don't know... Magikoopa.
Magickoopa: Sweet!
Fireball: Last seat... Seat ofcourreitsmario562762.
Mario: Did you really think you could beat me?
Iggy: A little.
Mario: Well ha!
Roy: That's the end of the show, everyone.
Mario: Dang!
Roy: I know, Mario.
Fireball: Next time I interview Larry.
Roy: See you!
Fireball and Roy: End transmission.
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