TR99: Wow, it feels great to be back on-
Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!
TR99: It's been two long years since I've done an Interview, so I may be a bit rusty.
Roy: Where'd ya go, anyway?
TR99: I have no idea.
Lemmy: Just start the Interview. I have to leave in 15 minutes, so make it quick.
TR99: 15 minutes?! Geez, why so soon?
Lemmy: Bowser doesn't know I'm out of the dungeon, and I'm grounded.
Roy: Hey, how'd ya get out, shrimp?
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Stupid Guard 1: I'll get him for this.
Stupid Guard 2: ...
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Roy: Stupid Lemmy always gets his way. And his Freeze Gun.
TR99: Ok. Our interviewee today is sitting in seat 1,540.
Larry: Hey, that's me!
TR99: So get down here!
Roy picks Larry up and throws him towards the stage. He somehow lands in the interviewee's chair.
TR99: Great toss! (I found my starting pitcher!)
Lemmy: (Pitcher for what?)
TR99: (Get out of my head!)
Lemmy: (Never! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)
TR99: (Okay...) So Larry, are you considered the youngest Koopaling?
Larry: Yeah, if you don't count Jr. He isn't a true Koopaling, though.
Jr: Yes I am, you meaniehead!
Larry: At least I don't use a stupid paintbrush!
(Jr. runs away, crying.)
TR99: How old are you guys now?
Larry: Well, Ludwig's 18 now, Lemmy's 17, Roy's 15, Iggy's 13, Wendy's 12, Morton's 11, and I'm 10.
TR99: Only 10?
Larry: Yeah, and the not-Koopaling is 6.
Jr: I heard that!
Larry: Peach is not your mom!
(Jr. leaves again, this time enraged.)
TR99: You are the gardener of the family, right?
Larry: I am, but everyone destroys my plants and calls them stupid. Yesterday, Ludwig fried my favorite Putrid Piranha!
Ludwig: Yeah, and he tasted good, too! Not like lox or chocolate, though... CHOCOLATE!!!
Larry: (Sometimes I wonder how he's a genius.)
TR99: Why did you control the lands you did?
Larry: I ruled Grass Land for the plantlife, and Valley of Bowser because King Dad didn't want me to go far. I didn't really rule the Valley of Bowser, but I had a castle! I like castles!
Morton: You talk like me!
TR99: (Not this moron again!) Roy!
(Roy beats Morton up and throws him out the window into a conveniently-placed garbage can.)
TR99: You are also the spy. This is how you got the name Cheatsy. By the way, how wrong were the Mario cartoons?
Larry: Completely wrong! The ages were out of order, the scripts were pathetic, and everyone hated their role!
TR99: Uh... Roy? Please bring me some Ritalin.
(After taking the Ritalin, Larry calms down.)
Larry: Thanks.
TR99: How do you feel about Jr. hogging the glory in Mario games?
Larry: I'm sick of the little pest! He gets a role over the older and better Koopalings! I could just beat him up right now! In fact...
(Larry disappears. In three minutes he's back with Jr. in a wheelchair.)
Jr.: Mommy!
TR99: Where were you? Time's up, so the audience gets no questions.
Audience: Awww...
Geno: ...
TR99: (Lemmy, get back to the dungeon!)
Lemmy: (Don't have to! I found a backup plan!)
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Bowser: Good. You're taking your punishment like a Koopa. I'm proud of that.
Lemmy's Clone: Thanks King Dad!
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TR99: (That was genius!) Actually, we have time left, so-
Lemmy: END TRANSMISSION!
TR99: No! We have time for-
Lemmy: END TRANS-
TR99: Stop! Our first question is from seat 1,996.
Geno: ...
TR99: Your question, Geno?
Geno: ...?
Larry: ... ... ... ... ... ...
Geno: ... ... ...-
TR99: Um... What? Okay, skip this. Seat 4,710.
Wendy: I thought I helped your plants!
Larry: No, you drowned them.
TR99: Too bad, Kootie Pie. Seat DAKING.
The King: What?
TR99: Not you, the other king!
Bowser: Is that Lemmy?
(He points to Lemmy's office.)
TR99: No, just a clone. Seat-
(The studio turns pitch-black.)
TR99: Roy, did you pay the bills?
Roy: Everything except... electricity. No wonder the TV shut off!
TR99: Well, I guess we have to leave. See you next time on-
Larry: Wait!
TR99: What?
Larry: I want to do the next Interview!
TR99: ... Okay, but only because yours was cut short. Anyway, see you next time on-
Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!
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Stupid Guard 1: Welcome back, convict!
Stupid Guard 2: Ready for the welcome wagon, Lemmy?
Lemmy: Uh oh.
(Lemmy is beaten up by the guards.)
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Jr: Uh... End Transmission?
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