PlayStop

ROY interviews YOSHI
 
By Fireball

Fireball: Yo everyone! Welcome to my Interview show!

Mario: Yo!

Wario: This place is sweet!

Luigi: This is a stupid show!

E. Gadd: Why do I come here?

Waluigi: From here I can see Wario trying to eat a sub!

Peach: Random!

Toadsworth: I like chocolate!

Peach: ...

Roy: New catchphrases?

Mario: I guess.

Fireball: Well today I'm interviewing Yoshi!

Everyone: SWEET!

Fireball: But this time I'm not interviewing.

Everyone: *gasp*

Fireball: Roy will!

Roy: Why me?

Fireball: I want to see how well you can do interviewing by yourself.

Roy: Cool!

Everyone: SWEET!

Lord Crump: Can we have free muffins?

Roy: No.

Waluigi: Everyone! Why are you listening to stupid weirdos when you can listen to me interview Flurrie?! I mean, do you want them to interview, or me! The great Waluigi who is really smart!

Everyone but Waluigi and Luigi: ROY! ROY! ROY!

Waluigi and Luigi: *sigh*

Fireball: Face it, Waluigi and Luigi, you guys can't win!

Everyone but Waluigi and Luigi: What Fireball said!

(Fireball and Roy tie them to their seats and put tape on their mouths.)

Fireball and Roy: Sweet!

(Yoshi comes in.)

Roy: Yo Yoshi!

Yoshi: Yoshi!

Fireball: Now let's get this show started!

Roy: First question, do you like Mario being on your back all the time?

Yoshi: Not really. Yoshi think Mario not that fat.

Mario: YEAH!

Luigi and Waluigi: ...

Roy: Next question, what's your favorite game you've ever been in?

Yoshi: Yoshi have to say Mario RPG. Yoshi got to race!

Mario: That was a good day.

Boshi: It was luck!

Roy: Be quiet, Boshi!

Boshi: Fine!

Roy: Next question, how is it being in Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games?

Yoshi: Great! Yoshi have very good speed and skill!

Mario: Yo!

Roy: Mario!

Mario: What?

Roy: I don't know.

Fireball: I think I've got a idea!

Roy: What is it?

Fireball: I don't know.

Roy: Next question, what's your favourite sport in Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games?

Yoshi: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Dream Race! It fun to run a course!

Wario: I'm the best at it!

Roy: No you're not!

Wario: Be quiet!

Roy: Last question, do you like Boshi?

Yoshi: Boshi ok.

Boshi: Fine!

Roy: It's seat time!

Everyone: Sweet!

Roy: It always is sweet!

Fireball: Pick Mario last!

Roy: I know!

Mario: I'm waiting!

Roy: Wait for a little bit, Mario!

Mario: Okey dokey!

Roy: Seat 61.

X-Naut: Like, dude, can I ride your back, like, dude?

Yoshi: No.

X-Naut: Like, harsh, dude.

Roy: Seat y6q.

Boshi: I can beat you up!

Yoshi: Bring it!

(They fight and Yoshi wins.)

Boshi: The pain!

Roy: The shame!

Boshi: Grrrrr.

Roy: Seat 72.

Waluigi: ...

Roy: Seat 27 then!

Luigi: ...

Roy: Fine! Seat 62!

Lord Crump: How come you're green?

Yoshi: Yoshis come in differnt colors.

Roy: Seat 612.

Wario: Can you fly?

Yoshi: No. Yoshi jump high, though.

Wario: That's nice.

Yoshi: Yoshi know.

Roy: Last seat, and it's Mario5.

Mario: What's your favorite song?

Yoshi: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Yoshi's Island music!

Roy: That's all for today, everyone!

Fireball: Nice job, Roy!

Roy: Thanks, dude!

Mario: Dang!

Roy: I know, Mario.

Fireball and Roy: End transmission!

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