Author: Last time at Lemmy's Interview Studio...
Geno: Wait a minute, why am I still here?
DS Guy: You are going to interview Mr. E today.
...
DS Guy: HOLY GUACAMOLE!
Zombie Shy Guys: Brawl... Brawl... Brawl...
General Guy: If the Shy Guys keep getting zombified at this rate, the whole Toy Box will be completely zombified in 5 hours, 38 minutes, and 21 seconds.
Zombie Anti Guy (after being touched by a Shy Guy Zombie): Brawl... Brawl... Brawl...
General Guy: Everybody flee!
...
Lie Guy: Everybody run for it! People are turning into zombies because of the pre-Brawl boredom!
Roy: Yeah right!
After being touched by the Shy Guys Zombies...
Zombie Roy and Zombie Lie Guy: Brawl... Brawl... Brawl...
Koopa Koot: I WANT TO LIVE!
Zombies: Brawl... Brawl... Brawl...
DS Guy: This is not good at all!
Author: ...and now we continue to where we left off.
Zombies: Brawl... Brawl... Brawl...
DS Guy: Okay, everyone is turning into zombies either from waiting for Super Smash Bros. Brawl too long or from getting touched by the zombies. The most important thing is not to panic.
General Guy: Easier said than done.
(A Zombie Lakitu touches him.)
Zombie General Guy: Brawl... Brawl... Brawl...
Shy Gal: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
E-Guy: Can we panic now?!
DS Guy: Yeah, sure, why not, go for it.
????: I don't think so.
DS Guy: Huh?
(Prince Peasley arrives in the studio via plothole and brushes his hair, followed by a flash.)
Prince Peasley: I shall save you from those zombies. All I need for the antidote is the hair of an idiot.
Gourmet Guy: Does he qualify?
(They look at Mario, who is not being affected by the zombies no matter how many times they touch him.)
Mario: It tickles.
Prince Peasley: Good enough.
(He flies to Mario and takes a piece of his hair and puts it in some ray gun, which he then fires at every zombie in the studio, turning them back to normal.)
Roy: Ugh... What happened?
Lie Guy: I don't know.
DS Guy: Thank you, Prince Peasley! As a reward, I shall interview you!
Prince Peasley: That is fantastic.
Geno: I think I should-
DS Guy: Stay here! Now we should get into our seats.
(Everyone in the studio gets into their assigned seats.)
DS Guy: That's better. And now for my Shy Guy Form of the Day!
(He turns into a Chuck Guy.)
DS Guy: Prince Peasley, where do you come from?
Prince Peasley: I am from the Beanbean Kingdom, and I am also the prince.
DS Guy: So that also makes you the son of Queen Bean?
Prince Peasley: Why, yes. It is obvious, you know.
DS Guy: And where did you get that flying bean?
Prince Peasley: There was a contest at Starbeans Café, and I was the one millionth customer, so I won this flying bean as the prize.
DS Guy: Is Starbeans Cafe going to have another contest anytime soon?
Prince Peasley: Actually no. After getting the flying bean, I wanted to be the only person to have this fabulous vehicle, so I enacted a law stating that no cafe in Beanbean Castle Town can have another contest...
E-Guy: ... So you can forever be the only one to have that flying bean?
Prince Peasley: (stroking his hair, followed by that flash) Why, yes.
E-Guy: But I do have some great news: I have finished my invention. Bring her in, boys!
(Two Shy Guys came in with a robot that looks like Mario.)
E-Guy: I call it the Robo-Mario XL-3. This robot looks like Mario and acts like him.
(He turns him on.)
Robo-Mario XL-3: Beepbeepbeep... CHEESE!
Shy Gal: (banging on its head) Wow, hollow, just like the original.
General Guy: Excellent. With this, we can use this to learn about all of his friends so we can use their desires to trap them and then can lure Mario in and destroy him!
DS Guy: But one problem, since this is LiveTV, everyone now knows about this.
Bowser Jr: You mean we cannot destroy him? @#$@##$!
Bowser: Now son, you can say that at home or at school, but this is television.
DS Guy: o_0 Okay, let's continue on with the audience questions. Seat 1-800-COLLECT.
Mr. T: I pity the fool!
DS Guy: Please ask a question.
Mr. T: When you bet a lot of Mushroom coins to see if you or the Mario Bros. could get the pieces of the Beanstar first, did you knew that they would only receive 99 Beanbean coins?
Prince Peasley: Yes, I did. But it was to teach them a lesson about currency exchange. Seat 3.14.
Mr. E: Sadly, Mario ate the Magical Pie.
Mario: But I am not dead.
Everyone Else: Huh?!
Mario: I possessed Mario after he ate me. Anyway, do you have amazing strength?
Prince Peasley: Of course I do. Watch.
(He picks up Gourmet Guy and throws him across the room.)
Gourmet Guy: WHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA!
CRASH!
DS Guy: Wow, amazing.
Prince Peasley: I know. Seat 867-5309.
Donkey Kong: How come every time you stroke your hair, it is followed by a big flash?
Prince Peasley: You know, I have never noticed that until now.
DS Guy: Weird.
Prince Peasley: All right, Seat-
Larry (barging in): Wait!
DS Guy: You can't just barge in.
Larry: But that's what the sign says.
(DS Guy looks at the sign next to the door to the Interview studio, which says "Doorbell broken, barge right in.")
DS Guy: Hmm, guess it's all right then. All right Larry, what is it?
Larry: All right, *gasp* TOMORROW IS THE DAY SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL GETS RELEASED! GET IN LINE IF YOU EVER WANT ANY CHANCE OF GETTING THE GAME!
(The entire audience tramples over Larry as they leave the studio.)
Prince Peasley: I am not going to miss my chance.
E-Guy: Me neither.
(After they leave, Larry has been reduced to a flattened state.)
Larry: This stinks, this means that I'll be last in line and the game may be sold out before I set foot in the game store!
DS Guy: Unfortunately, this means that I have to cut the Interview short, and since the game is about to be released, that means we won't be seeing any zombie attacks for a while. I am the Ultimate Shy Guy, signing off, and I'll see you next time in "Lemmy's Interview Studio". End Transmission.
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