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BLACK YOSHI interviews KJ about BIRDO
 
By Black Yoshi
Black Yoshi: Hello, everyone, and welcome to-  
 
Lemmybot: Lemmy's Interview Show!  
 
(Black lightning shoots out of Black Yoshi's eyes and destroys Lemmybot.)  
 
Black Yoshi: Where do these things come from?!  
 
Tim Taylor: The new Binford 6100 robot-making machine!  
 
Lawyer: Sue!  
 
(KJ turns her arm into a spike and holds it up to the lawyer's throat.)  
 
KJ: You don't want any of this.  
 
Lawyer: Yes ma'am.  
 
Black Yoshi: All right. First question: Are all Birdos girls?  
 
KJ: Yes. We are born by a Birdo spitting out an egg, then dipping it in the Fountain of Youth.  
 
Black Yoshi: Then how do you have those powers?  
 
KJ: Professor Frankly put a Birdo egg, a Spiny egg, and Paratroopa wings in The Fountain all together, creating me.  
 
Black Yoshi: Does that make him your dad?  
 
KJ: No, my parents are the Birdo who made the egg, the Spiny who lay the egg, and the Paratroopa who lost the wings.  
 
Black Yoshi: Why are the Birdos allies now?  
 
KJ: After Wart was defeated the Birdos were unemployed, so we went to work for Bowser, but he was too cheap, leaving us no choice but to become good.  
 
Black Yoshi: Are Birdos related to Yoshis?  
 
KJ: Yes. Yoshis and Birdos are in the same family of creatures known as Egg-Throwers.  
 
Black Yoshi: How?  
 
KJ: Back in the time of The First Yoshi, an egg was fired out of a cannon, and it landed next to him. He carried it with him, trying to find out how to hatch it. Then he discovered the Fountain of Youth, and dipped the egg into it. And thus, The First Birdo was born!  
 
Black Yoshi: So what happens to an egg affects how it turns out?  
 
KJ: No, that was a cannon enhanced by Magikoopas.  
 
Bill Nye: Science!  
 
Black Yoshi: I'M SICK OF YOUR EDUCATIONAL VIDEOS AND THE STUPID MUSIC VIDEOS WITHIN THEM!!!  
 
(Dramatic music begins to play. Black fire erupts from Black Yoshi's body and envelops Bill in it.)  
 
Bill Nye: This is not logicaaaaaaaaaallllll!  
 
(A few minutes later, he is all ashes. Also, KJ is seen eating a bag of popcorn.)  
 
Black Yoshi: All right, time for audience questions. Seat 6!  
 
Toad: If all the Birdos are allies, what about the one that teamed up with Popple in M&L: Superstar Saga?  
 
KJ: That Birdo was an outcast. Beanbean people are our enemy. Popple was a Beanean.  
 
Black Yoshi: Seat 47.  
 
Luigi: Why?  
 
KJ: For a time, we lived in the Beanbean Kingdom. They would invade and destroy our homes. We had to flee, because we were up against Cackletta's army.  
 
Black Yoshi: Seat 10.  
 
Wario: How come Birdos come in different colors?  
 
KJ: As we age, we change color, going from pink, to red, to green. As we can only spit fireballs when we go green, we cannot lay eggs, so a Birdo has to decide to spit an egg before then.  
 
Black Yoshi: Let's start the Lottery of Death! Scramble the balls, KJ!  
 
KJ: My pleasure.  
 
(She presses the button, and after a little scrambling, a ball with a picture of a coin on it pops out.)  
 
Audience: YAY!  
 
(Black Yoshi pulls a lever, and the audience is zapped into coins,)  
 
Wario: Now I can steal myself!  
 
KJ: … Idiot…  
 
End Transmission

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