Fireball: Hello, and welcome to my Interview show today!
Mario: Cool!
Wario: Sweet!
Luigi: Stupid!
Roy: Shut up!
Mario: Why?! We always do that!
Fireball: Some people may not like it.
Wario: Who cares?
Fireball: You’re right. I’ve got big news today.
Everyone: What?
Fireball: Roy will be helping me from now on.
Everyone: Wow!
Roy: Sweet!
Fireball: Me and Roy will be interviewing Doopliss.
Everyone: BOOOOOOOOO!
Fireball: Look! It's the best we could find, so live with it!
X-Naut: That, like, stinks, dude!
Fireball: X-Naut dude guy! Take it easy!
X-Naut: Like, sorry!
Roy: Let's just get this over with.
Fireball: You’re right.
Roy: Come in, Doopliss!
Doopliss: Yo!
Everyone: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Lord Crump: You stink!
Doopliss: I worked for you!
Lord Crump: I didn't pick!
Doopliss: Why yo-
Roy: Would you guys shut up? Deal with it at the end of the Interview!
Doopliss and Lord Crump: Sorry.
Fireball: You should be! Man, this is even worse than the time when I was on a train.
(Flashback…)
Fireball: Doopliss? What are you doing here?!
Doopliss: Riding a train. I'm your bunkmate, too!
Fireball: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(End of flashback…)
Wario: You said we had to cut down on flashbacks!
Fireball: Yeah, I know.
Wario: Oh well.
Roy: First question, how did you like Mario's body?
Doopliss: Great! Everyone loved me, and I ate a lot of food!
Mario: So that's how the stains got there!
Doopliss: Yep!
Mario: Oh well.
Fireball: Next question, how was it with Beldam?
Doopliss: It was ok, she's an old hag, though.
Luigi: This place is stupid, you know!
Roy: Later, Luigi!
Luigi: You guy- *sigh*
Roy: Next question, what’s with the party hat?
Doopliss: I was at a party and had this hat on, and I never took it off.
Waluigi: It could fall off!
Fireball: We know that, Waluigi.
Waluigi: Well you know that games have people with hats, but when they go upside down the hat is still there! It makes no sense at all, and this Interview show is really weird! I mean, you all think I stink! Well I don't, and you should know that you could have a good life! But what does that have to do with what I’ve been saying? Well that's all, I guess. Keep interviewing!
Fireball: ...
Roy: ...
Everyone (Even Luigi): ...
Waluigi: Sorry!
Fireball: Next question, how did you like Mario's partners?
Doopliss: They were too nice! And I hate Flurrie!
Fireball: We all do.
Everyone: That's right!
Flurrie: *gasp*
Fireball: Get out! You’re banned!
(She gets out.)
Everyone: Sweet!
Roy: Last question, can you dance? ‘Cause, you know... the party hat…
Doopliss: Yes!
Dasiy: Want to have a dance duel?
Doopliss: I was the best at high school!
(They dance and Doopliss wins)
Doopliss: Sweet!
Roy: Seat time!
Fireball: Seat 61.
Hammer Bro: What is your favorite body you took over?
Doopliss: Mario! He was a hero and had good fighting skills.
Mario: But you were bad at fighting!
Doopliss: Shut up!
Mario: Fine!
Roy: Seat 618.
Blooper: Who's your favorite minion?
Doopliss: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Hammer Bro! They have awesome hammers!
Hammer Bro: Yeah!
Fireball: Seat 7,618.
Grodus: What's with the stinky sheet?
Doopliss: It's the only one I could find!
Lord Crump: I have nothing to say...
Fireball: Well shut up then!
Lord Crump: Fine!
Roy: Seat 17,618.
Bowser: Did you like working for Grodus?
Doopliss: Not much, but there was treasure to be found!
Fireball: The last seat for today! Mariookitsmariosojustlivewithityeahsojust
giveyourquestionmariowhyisthisseatnumbersolongithaslettersseatMario5 Mario!
Mario: Did you think you could beat me?
Doopliss: Yes!
Mario: Well ha!
Fireball: That's all for today, folks!
Mario: Dang!
Roy: I know, Mario!
Fireball: End transmission!
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