Fireball: Hello, and welcome to my sweet Interview show!
Mario: Cool!
Wario: Sweet!
Luigi: Stupid!
E. Gadd: What Luigi said!
Waluigi: I'm number one!
Peach: I did it!
Toadsworth: Now now, boys and girl!
Peach: Better.
Fireball: You may think my interviewees are stupid weirdoes.
Everyone: Sometimes.
Fireball: Well today I'm interviewing Blooper.
Mario: That's ok.
Fireball: See! You all love him.
Luigi: I don't!
Fireball: Shut up!
Luigi: ...
Fireball: Now that guy who says dude and like, we’re going to vote to see if he stays! So press one if you want him to leave and press two if you want him to stay.
(Do do do do do do!)
Fireball: He stays!
Luigi: People like him?!
Fireball: No! I'm the only one who voted!
Luigi: Dang!
Fireball: Yeah!
(Blooper comes in.)
Fireball: Why are you in here?
Blooper: I got tried of waiting!
Fireball: Do you want to get started?
Blooper: Yes!
Fireball: Are you sure about that?
Blooper: Yes!
Fireball: Ok then.
Waluigi: ...
Fireball: First question, do you like being in Mario Sunshine?
Blooper: Kinda. I don't like Mario beating on me.
Fireball: Ok.
Blooper: What?
Fireball: I don't know.
Wario: Go on with the Interview!
Fireball: Fine! Next question, is your only attack spitting ink at Mario?
Blooper: No, I can hit him.
Mario: He's right!
Fireball: Really.
Luigi: Stop and interview!
Fireball: Next question, can you beat anybody?
Blooper: I can beat up a Goomba, Koopa and sometimes a Boo.
Boo: Sometimes!
Blooper: You want to go?!
Boo: Yes!
(They fight and Blooper wins.)
Fireball: Everyone! The next time my interviewee beats someone up, somebody interviews with me!
Everyone: Wow!
Fireball: Next question, were you helping Bowser or were you helping the big Blooper, or were you doing what a Blooper does everyday?
Blooper: Doing what a Blooper does everyday.
Fireball: That's nice.
Blooper: Yep.
Fireball: Next question, what attack hurts people more, ink or hitting them with your body?
Blooper: My ink.
Fireball: That's nice.
Blooper: It's always nice.
Wario: Will you pick my seat at seat time?
Fireball: Ok then, everyone! It's seat time!
Everyone: Sweet!
Fireball: I pick Wario532.
Wario: Are there any other types of Bloopers?
Blooper: No.
Wario: The great Wario is shocked!
Fireball: Seat 61.
X-Naut: Dude! Like, can you, like, fly?
Blooper: No.
X-Naut: Like, wow.
E. Gadd: We have to get rid of him.
Fireball: E. Gadd! The votes said he stays!
E. Gadd: But you were the only one to vote.
Fireball: Maybe you should have voted.
E. Gadd: *sigh*
Fireball: Seat 42.
Kammy: Would you work for Bowser?
Blooper: Hmmmmmmm... Yes.
Kammy: WOW!
Bowser: Just asking!
Blooper: I know.
Bowser: ... Shut up!
Fireball: Seat 1253476134976840648984107.
Goomba 2: Do you think you could beat a Gloomba?
Blooper: Yes.
Gloomba: *sigh*
Fireball: Last seat! Seat 1.
Mario: Would you rather join forces with me than be with Bowser?
Blooper: Yeah! I would rather be your friend and travel and do sweet and cool stuff than be with Bowser!
Bowser: GRRRR!
Mario: Sweet!
Fireball: That's all for today, everyone!
Mario: Dang!
Fireball: I know, Mario!
Luigi: How come you always pick Mario last?
Fireball: We’re amigos!
Mario: Yeah, Luigi! Amigos!
Fireball: Well... End transmission.
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