Fireball: Hello, and welcome to my Interview show!
Mario: Cool!
Wario: Sweet!
Luigi: Stupid!
E. Gadd: What Luigi said!
Waluigi: I'm number one!
Peach: I did it!
Toadsworth: Now now, boys!
Peach: I'm a girl!
Toadsworth: Now now, Peach!
Fireball: My interviewee is a thief, so look out for your pockets!
Mario: And if we don't?
Fireball: Your money will be gone!
Everyone: Oh no!
Fireball: If you have zippers, zip them up now.
Everyone: We don't have zippers!
Fireball: Put a mouse trap in your purse!
Peach: Good idea!
Fireball: Well here he comes... Popple!
Everyone: BBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Popple: Why are they booing me?
Fireball: You’re a thief who stinks at stealing.
Everyone: He's right!
Popple: That's not nice.
Fireball: Well sorrrrrrrrry.
Popple: Grr!
Fireball: I’ve got a question for you!
Popple: Tell me!
Fireball: I will, after Wario says sweet.
Wario:...
Everyone: ...
Wario: Sweet!
Fireball: First question, did you think Bowser (Rookie) was going to help you rob?
Popple: Yes. He looked tough!
Bowser: I could beat you any day!
Popple: Let’s just see then!
(They fight and Bowser wins.)
Popple: GRRRRRR!!!
Fireball: Next question, how long have you been robbing?
Popple: I'd say ten years now.
Fireball: Really?
Popple: Yes.
Fireball: Ok then! Next question, how was it not being in the Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time?
Popple: Awful! You need a thief, right?
Fireball: I guess.
Popple: Yeah!
Fireball: ...
Wario: ...
Random Koopa: ...
Fireball: Next question, do you have any other talents than stealing?
Popple: No, I don't think so.
Fireball: What a shame.
Popple: ...
Fireball: ...
Wario: Sweet!
Mario: Cool!
Popple: Do they always say that?
Fireball: Yep.
Popple: Does that make you angry?
Fireball: No. And who said you could interview me?!
Popple: No one! I was ju-
Fireball: Be quiet!
Popple: ...
Fireball: Last question, would you like to grow a ‘stache?
Popple: No. Then I would have to comb it.
Fireball: You don't have to.
Popple: Oh.
Fireball: Well it's give the people out there a chance to ask you questions time.
Popple: Yeah.
Fireball: Seat 61.
Lord Crump: How would you like my ‘stache.
Popple: Awful!
Lord Crump: *sigh*
Fireball: Why does everyone sigh?
Everyone but Luigi, E. Gadd, and Lord Crump: It's Luigi, E. Gadd, and Lord Crump!
Fireball: We can beat them later after the Interview.
Everone: Sweet!
Fireball: Seat 8*-7.
Luigi: Do you think you can beat me by yourself?
Popple: Yes.
Luigi: Let's have a duel then!
(They duel and Luigi wins)
Fireball: If my interviewee can beat up someone in the Interview, then in the next one they can interview with me.
Everyone: Wow!
Fireball: Seat 62.
Grodus: Would you work for me?
Popple: No way!
Grodus: Grrrrrr.
Fireball: Seat 15735673561656.
X-Naut: Dude! Would you think, like, I could help you? You know, like, being a thief.
Popple: No.
X-Naut: That, like, stinks!
Fireball: One more seat! Seat 86843683486536838682868262634638601380613681386.
Goomba 86843683486536838682868262634638601380613681386: My number matches the seat number.
Fireball: Ask the question.
Goomba 86843683486536838682868262634638601380613681386: How is it being a thief?
Popple: Ok. You get all the coins.
Fireball: We’ve got to go now.
Mario: Dang!
Fireball: I know, Mario. Well, let’s beat Luigi up!
Luigi: No!
Fireball: End transmission.
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