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FIREBALL interviews POPPLE
 
By Fireball

Fireball: Hello, and welcome to my Interview show!

Mario: Cool!

Wario: Sweet!

Luigi: Stupid!

E. Gadd: What Luigi said!

Waluigi: I'm number one!

Peach: I did it!

Toadsworth: Now now, boys!

Peach: I'm a girl!

Toadsworth: Now now, Peach!

Fireball: My interviewee is a thief, so look out for your pockets!

Mario: And if we don't?

Fireball: Your money will be gone!

Everyone: Oh no!

Fireball: If you have zippers, zip them up now.

Everyone: We don't have zippers!

Fireball: Put a mouse trap in your purse!

Peach: Good idea!

Fireball: Well here he comes... Popple!

Everyone: BBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Popple: Why are they booing me?

Fireball: You’re a thief who stinks at stealing.

Everyone: He's right!

Popple: That's not nice.

Fireball: Well sorrrrrrrrry.

Popple: Grr!

Fireball: I’ve got a question for you!

Popple: Tell me!

Fireball: I will, after Wario says sweet.

Wario:...

Everyone: ...

Wario: Sweet!

Fireball: First question, did you think Bowser (Rookie) was going to help you rob?

Popple: Yes. He looked tough!

Bowser: I could beat you any day!

Popple: Let’s just see then!

(They fight and Bowser wins.)

Popple: GRRRRRR!!!

Fireball: Next question, how long have you been robbing?

Popple: I'd say ten years now.

Fireball: Really?

Popple: Yes.

Fireball: Ok then! Next question, how was it not being in the Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time?

Popple: Awful! You need a thief, right?

Fireball: I guess.

Popple: Yeah!

Fireball: ...

Wario: ...

Random Koopa: ...

Fireball: Next question, do you have any other talents than stealing?

Popple: No, I don't think so.

Fireball: What a shame.

Popple: ...

Fireball: ...

Wario: Sweet!

Mario: Cool!

Popple: Do they always say that?

Fireball: Yep.

Popple: Does that make you angry?

Fireball: No. And who said you could interview me?!

Popple: No one! I was ju-

Fireball: Be quiet!

Popple: ...

Fireball: Last question, would you like to grow a ‘stache?

Popple: No. Then I would have to comb it.

Fireball: You don't have to.

Popple: Oh.

Fireball: Well it's give the people out there a chance to ask you questions time.

Popple: Yeah.

Fireball: Seat 61.

Lord Crump: How would you like my ‘stache.

Popple: Awful!

Lord Crump: *sigh*

Fireball: Why does everyone sigh?

Everyone but Luigi, E. Gadd, and Lord Crump: It's Luigi, E. Gadd, and Lord Crump!

Fireball: We can beat them later after the Interview.

Everone: Sweet!

Fireball: Seat 8*-7.

Luigi: Do you think you can beat me by yourself?

Popple: Yes.

Luigi: Let's have a duel then!

(They duel and Luigi wins)

Fireball: If my interviewee can beat up someone in the Interview, then in the next one they can interview with me.

Everyone: Wow!

Fireball: Seat 62.

Grodus: Would you work for me?

Popple: No way!

Grodus: Grrrrrr.

Fireball: Seat 15735673561656.

X-Naut: Dude! Would you think, like, I could help you? You know, like, being a thief.

Popple: No.

X-Naut: That, like, stinks!

Fireball: One more seat! Seat 86843683486536838682868262634638601380613681386.

Goomba 86843683486536838682868262634638601380613681386: My number matches the seat number.

Fireball: Ask the question.

Goomba 86843683486536838682868262634638601380613681386: How is it being a thief?

Popple: Ok. You get all the coins.

Fireball: We’ve got to go now.

Mario: Dang!

Fireball: I know, Mario. Well, let’s beat Luigi up!

Luigi: No!

Fireball: End transmission.

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