Aboo: Please?
Dr Shriod: No.
Aboo: Please?
Dr Shriod: No.
Aboo: Please?
Dr Shriod: Let me think- Underwhere no.
Aboo: C'MON! WHY WON'T YOU LET ME INTERVEIW?!
Dr Shriod: If I do there is a very good chance the studio will explode.
Aboo: Oh, please?
Dr Shriod: ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!
Vector: Hey Doc, can-
Dr Shriod: IF YOU INTERVIEW WITH ABOO!
Vector: Why not?
Aboo: YAYZ!
Vector: So who do we interview?
Dr Shriod: You decide.
(Dr Shriod leaves. Vector pulls out a fishing rod and hammer.)
Vector: Heeheeheeheeheeheehee! This will be fun. Hold this; when I catch someone you whack ‘em with the hammer. Capish?
Aboo: Isn't that bad?
Vector: I mean knock them out.
Aboo: Oh.
(Vector casts out the window.)
(On the ground…)
Dimentio: Ah, what a lovely day.
(It's raining, sleeting, and hailing all at the same time. The hook drops out in front of Dimentio.)
Dimentio: AHHHHHHH! EVIL HOOK! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!
(Dimentio punches the hook but gets his poncho stuck on it and is reeled into the sky, kicking and screaming.)
Vector: WOAH, WE GOT A FIGHTER HERE!
(He pulls Dimentio through the window.)
Vector: Now!
(Aboo hits himself with the hammer.)
Vector: *sigh* We'll do this the old-fashioned way. You wanna be interviewed?
Dimentio: Can I make a special entrance?
Vector: Yeah.
Dimentio: Then yes. Now, I just need to find my special mask.
Vector and Aboo: We'll be waiting
(They leave.)
Dimentio: Eh heh heh heh.
Later...
Vector and Aboo: Welcome to-
Dr Shriod: Dr Shriod's Interviews! (Sponsored by Lemmy's Land.)
Vector: Now for our guest.
(Dimentio appears wearing a mask that looks like that guy from Scary Movie.)
Dimentio: WASSUP!
Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Dimentio: Aww, you’re no fun…
(He takes the mask off.)
Audience: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Dimentio: Grrrrrrr.
Vector: Let's get this show on the road! First, why are you crazy?
Dimentio: Who said I'm crazy?
Aboo: Everyone in the universe.
Dimentio: Oh. Probably due to the fact my parents dropped me on my head.
Aboo: How many times?
Dimentio:127,904,667 times
Vector: 0___0
Aboo: 0___0
Plit: 0___0
Universe: Should have known...
Aboo: How many enimies do you have?
Dimentio: Pretty much everyone I've ever met.
Aboo: Do you have a crush?
Dimentio: Uh.. Erm... N-No...
(Vector shoots Dimentio with a dart of truth serum.)
Dimentio: Yes.
Aboo: Who?
Dimentio:Timpani.
Timpani: 0__0
Count Bleck: YOU DIE NOW!
(Count Bleck is shot out of a cannon. The truth serum wears off. Dimentio is fuming.)
Dimentio: I will have my revenge!
Vector: Next, who is in your family?
Dimentio: (calm now) I don't remember my mom and dad, just my bro.
Aboo: And who is he?
Dimentio: Michael Jackson.
Plit: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Dimentio: What happened?! Are the Nazis back?! HIDE ME!
Vector: What's with you and the Nazis?
Dimentio: I stole a penny from Hitler, and so he vowed to kill me.
Aboo: Audience Time! Seat ROBOT.
Smithy: Dude, why don't you where pants?
Dimentio: I do, they’re just the same color as my skin.
Vector: Seat DICTATOR.
Adolf Hitler: Die!
(Aboo stuffs and shoots Hitler out of a cannon.)
Aboo: Bye-bye!
Vector: That it's! Auf Weinerchen!
Audience: What?
Vector: German for goodbye!
(He and Aboo leave.)
Later...
(Aboo, Vector, Dr Shriod, Xuy, C.P, Master Hand, and Crazy Hand are all in the living room of the castle.)
Dr Shriod: So, how did it go?
Aboo: Fun fun fun! Fun fun fun!
Vector: Excellent!
(A Bob-omb lands in the room.)
Everyone: Oh-
(BOOM!)
Aboo, Vector, Dr Shriod, Xuy, C.P, Master Hand, and Crazy Hand: YAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
(They fall in a warp pipe.)
Karma: Now my revenge is complete. Wait, is that camera still on? End Transmission!
Whoops! You're not logged in! |