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VICTOR AND ABOO interview DIMENTIO
 
By Dr Shriod

Aboo: Please?

Dr Shriod: No.

Aboo: Please?

Dr Shriod: No.

Aboo: Please?

Dr Shriod: Let me think- Underwhere no.

Aboo: C'MON! WHY WON'T YOU LET ME INTERVEIW?!

Dr Shriod: If I do there is a very good chance the studio will explode.

Aboo: Oh, please?

Dr Shriod: ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!

Vector: Hey Doc, can-

Dr Shriod: IF YOU INTERVIEW WITH ABOO!

Vector: Why not?

Aboo: YAYZ!

Vector: So who do we interview?

Dr Shriod: You decide.

(Dr Shriod leaves. Vector pulls out a fishing rod and hammer.)

Vector: Heeheeheeheeheeheehee! This will be fun. Hold this; when I catch someone you whack ‘em with the hammer. Capish?

Aboo: Isn't that bad?

Vector: I mean knock them out.

Aboo: Oh.

(Vector casts out the window.)

(On the ground…)

Dimentio: Ah, what a lovely day.

(It's raining, sleeting, and hailing all at the same time. The hook drops out in front of Dimentio.)

Dimentio: AHHHHHHH! EVIL HOOK! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!

(Dimentio punches the hook but gets his poncho stuck on it and is reeled into the sky, kicking and screaming.)

Vector: WOAH, WE GOT A FIGHTER HERE!

(He pulls Dimentio through the window.)

Vector: Now!

(Aboo hits himself with the hammer.)

Vector: *sigh* We'll do this the old-fashioned way. You wanna be interviewed?

Dimentio: Can I make a special entrance?

Vector: Yeah.

Dimentio: Then yes. Now, I just need to find my special mask.

Vector and Aboo: We'll be waiting

(They leave.)

Dimentio: Eh heh heh heh.

Later...

Vector and Aboo: Welcome to-

Dr Shriod: Dr Shriod's Interviews! (Sponsored by Lemmy's Land.)

Vector: Now for our guest.

(Dimentio appears wearing a mask that looks like that guy from Scary Movie.)

Dimentio: WASSUP!

Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Dimentio: Aww, you’re no fun…

(He takes the mask off.)

Audience: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Dimentio: Grrrrrrr.

Vector: Let's get this show on the road! First, why are you crazy?

Dimentio: Who said I'm crazy?

Aboo: Everyone in the universe.

Dimentio: Oh. Probably due to the fact my parents dropped me on my head.

Aboo: How many times?

Dimentio:127,904,667 times

Vector: 0___0

Aboo: 0___0

Plit: 0___0

Universe: Should have known...

Aboo: How many enimies do you have?

Dimentio: Pretty much everyone I've ever met.

Aboo: Do you have a crush?

Dimentio: Uh.. Erm... N-No...

(Vector shoots Dimentio with a dart of truth serum.)

Dimentio: Yes.

Aboo: Who?

Dimentio:Timpani.

Timpani: 0__0

Count Bleck: YOU DIE NOW!

(Count Bleck is shot out of a cannon. The truth serum wears off. Dimentio is fuming.)

Dimentio: I will have my revenge!

Vector: Next, who is in your family?

Dimentio: (calm now) I don't remember my mom and dad, just my bro.

Aboo: And who is he?

Dimentio: Michael Jackson.

Plit: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Dimentio: What happened?! Are the Nazis back?! HIDE ME!

Vector: What's with you and the Nazis?

Dimentio: I stole a penny from Hitler, and so he vowed to kill me.

Aboo: Audience Time! Seat ROBOT.

Smithy: Dude, why don't you where pants?

Dimentio: I do, they’re just the same color as my skin.

Vector: Seat DICTATOR.

Adolf Hitler: Die!

(Aboo stuffs and shoots Hitler out of a cannon.)

Aboo: Bye-bye!

Vector: That it's! Auf Weinerchen!

Audience: What?

Vector: German for goodbye!

(He and Aboo leave.)

Later...

(Aboo, Vector, Dr Shriod, Xuy, C.P, Master Hand, and Crazy Hand are all in the living room of the castle.)

Dr Shriod: So, how did it go?

Aboo: Fun fun fun! Fun fun fun!

Vector: Excellent!

(A Bob-omb lands in the room.)

Everyone: Oh-

(BOOM!)

Aboo, Vector, Dr Shriod, Xuy, C.P, Master Hand, and Crazy Hand: YAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

(They fall in a warp pipe.)

Karma: Now my revenge is complete. Wait, is that camera still on? End Transmission!

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