Fireball: Hello, and welcome to my sweet Interview show!
Mario: Cool!
Wario: Sweet!
Luigi: Stupid!
E. Gadd: What Luigi said!
Waluigi: I'm number one!
Peach: I did it!
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Fireball: Well here's my interviewee! Kammy!
Mario: Wow!
Luigi: Are you sure?
Wario: I'm scared!
Fireball: Why? She's just an old hag.
Peach: That's the problem!
Fireball: Oh.
Peach: I beat her up good, though!
Fireball: You sure did.
Peach: I know.
Fireball: SHUT UP!
Peach: ...
Mario: Chocolate, anyone?!
Luigi: Not now, Mario!
Wario: I want chocolate!
E. Gadd: Stop fighting!
Toadsworth: Grr I say!
(Everyone then starts to fight)
(BOOM!)
(Kammy comes in.)
Mario: What was that?!
Kammy: A block I made.
Luigi: ...
Fireball: Stop wasting time, Luigi.
Luigi: *sigh*
Fireball: First question, how come you don't make blocks in the second Paper Mario?
Kammy: What did I need them for? And I put some in some places, you just didn't see.
Fireball: Really?
Kammy: Yeah.
Fireball: Next question, how come you only come when it’s a Paper game?
Kammy: I don't look good in other games.
Fireball: Really?
Kammy: Yes.
Lord Crump: You don't look good anywhere. Buh! Buh buh buh!
Kammy: Loser!
Lord Crump: GRR!
Fireball: Next question, you were in the Glitz Pit for only about five minutes and you did all that stuff. How did you do that?
Kammy: I stole the hot dog, saw the match, and then stole Rawk Hawk stuff.
Bowser: I remember that day!
Kammy: I do too.
Bowser: GRRRRRRR!!!
Fireball: Next question, do you know Bowser Jr?
Kammy: No.
Bowser: You don't? Well I guess he needs to be in more games then.
Bowser Jr: I should be!
Fireball: Stop yelling!
Everyone: ...
Fireball: I mean Bowser and his stupid son.
Everyone but Bowser and his stupid son: Oh.
Bowser Jr: Take that back.
Fireball: You have fans! I think you’re ok.
Kammy: STOP FIGHTING AND INTERVIEW ME!!!
Everyone: ...
Fireball: Last question, how do you have all those brooms?
Kammy: I’ve got a lot in my room.
Fireball: Ok then.
Everyone: Makes sense.
Fireball: Guys’ and gals’ turn!
Everyone: Sweet!
Fireball: Seat 6,862.
Kooper: Did you really think the Koopa Bros. were going to win against Mario?
Kammy: There were four and they were weak and I'm like... yeah!
Mario: WOW!
Fireball: Seat 7.
Goomba 7,762: Why do you hire us?
Kammy: To stall Mario for a while so we can get ready for him.
Goomba 51: Really? That stinks!
Fireball: Seat 1.
Goombario: Did you think that block would stop Mario?
Kammy: Yes.
Mario: Well it didn't work!
Fireball: Seat 28712881812.
Puni: Did you know Bowser called you a hag?
(Bowser kicks the Puni)
Kammy: NO!
Bowser: Dang!
Fireball: One more seat and it's seat 7777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777.
Mario: Do you know that you and Bowser together still can't beat me?
Kammy: I know that.
Mario: Well ha!
Fireball: That's it for today, folks.
Mario: Dang!
Fireball: I know, Mario. Well, see you, everyone! End transmission!
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