Fireball: Hello, and welcome to my Interview show today!
Mario: Cool!
Wario: Sweet!
Luigi: Stupid!
E. Gadd: What Luigi said!
Toadsworth: Now now, boys!
Waluigi: I'm number one!
Peach: I did it!
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Wario: Sweet!
Fireball: And I don't think you will like my interviewee.
Mario: Why?
Fireball: Maybe because it's Lord Crump!
Everyone: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO*pant, pant*OOOOOOOO!!!
Fireball: Well come on in, you big fatty!
Lord Crump comes and sits down on his big butt.
Lord Crump: I'm not fat!
Luigi: Yes you are!
Lord Crump: Gr… GRRRRR!
Fireball: ?
Lord Crump: Sorry, but that was weird what Luigi said!
Fireball: It's not his fault, Lord Crumpet!
Lord Crumpet: Don't say that! There's NO ET!
Fireball: Sorry!
Lord Crump: Twerp.
Fireball: IT'S ON!
They fight and Fireball wins.
Fireball: First question, how did you know Goombella knew about the Stars?
Lord Crump: I picked her at random.
Fireball: That's just sad.
Lord Crump: *sigh*
Fireball: Next question, did you really make that robot by yourself?
Lord Crump: Yes.
X-Naut: We helped too, fatty!
Fireball: Lying! What a shame.
Lord Crump: You lie!
Fireball: Not to my army!
Luigi: You have an army?
Fireball: NO!
Luigi: Sorry!
Fireball: You should be!
Luigi: *sigh*
Fireball: Next question, how did you get on the moon?
Lord Crump: Rogueport underground! We got a lot of stuff and built a place.
Fireball: Who's the we?
Lord Crump: X guys.
X-Naut (you’re going to see this guy in a lot of my Interviews now): Dude! We, like, made a place, like, to the moon.
Fireball: Next question, why do some of your X-Nauts say dude a lot?
Lord Crump: Well some of them were bad guy hippies.
Fireball: What a SHAME!!!
E. Gadd: *sigh*
Fireball: Next question, did you know Bowser was trying to get the Stars too?
Lord Crump: In the fifth chapter I did. He came in with some weird Koopa.
Kammy: I'm not weird!
Lord Crump: Look in the mirror!
Kammy: At least I don't laugh like you!
Lord Crump: What's wrong with my laugh? Buh! Buh uh buh!
Luigi and E. Gadd: *sigh*
Fireball: GUYS AND GALS TIME!!!
Everyone: Sweet!
Fireball: Seat 3.
Fludd: How come you listened to Grodus?
Lord Crump: Because we wanted to do the same thing: takeover the world! But he was stronger so he was king.
Fludd: Weirdo.
Lord Crump: GGRRRRR.
Fireball: LOL! Seat 71.
Luigi: Why did you go on the ship? I mean, you could have taken your boat.
Lord Crump: I wanted to get everything ready at the right time, so when Mario went in I just got the boat ready.
Luigi: Weirdo.
Lord Crump: GGRRRRR.
Fireball: LOL! Seat 782.
Bowser: My team was beating you!
Lord Crump: Duel then!
All their men go to war, and Bowser’s team wins
Fireball: LOL! Seat 7,826.
Yoshi: How come you didn't go to Hooktail's Castle?
Lord Crump: We were getting ready for the big tree.
Yoshi: Weirdo.
Lord Crump: GGRRRRR.
Fireball: SOL! (Made up, it means sigh out loud.) LOL! Last seat and it's M782662476891674687267348768976891761796717617648976976MARIO.
Mario: Did you think you could beat me the first time?
Lord Crump: Yeah.
Fireball: Well that’s all for today.
Mario: Dang!
Fireball: I know, Mario. End transmission.
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