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FIREBALL interviews LORD CRUMP
 
By Fireball

Fireball: Hello, and welcome to my Interview show today!

Mario: Cool!

Wario: Sweet!

Luigi: Stupid!

E. Gadd: What Luigi said!

Toadsworth: Now now, boys!

Waluigi: I'm number one!

Peach: I did it!

Yoshi: Yoshi!

Wario: Sweet!

Fireball: And I don't think you will like my interviewee.

Mario: Why?

Fireball: Maybe because it's Lord Crump!

Everyone: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO*pant, pant*OOOOOOOO!!!

Fireball: Well come on in, you big fatty!

Lord Crump comes and sits down on his big butt.

Lord Crump: I'm not fat!

Luigi: Yes you are!

Lord Crump: Gr… GRRRRR!

Fireball: ?

Lord Crump: Sorry, but that was weird what Luigi said!

Fireball: It's not his fault, Lord Crumpet!

Lord Crumpet: Don't say that! There's NO ET!

Fireball: Sorry!

Lord Crump: Twerp.

Fireball: IT'S ON!

They fight and Fireball wins.

Fireball: First question, how did you know Goombella knew about the Stars?

Lord Crump: I picked her at random.

Fireball: That's just sad.

Lord Crump: *sigh*

Fireball: Next question, did you really make that robot by yourself?

Lord Crump: Yes.

X-Naut: We helped too, fatty!

Fireball: Lying! What a shame.

Lord Crump: You lie!

Fireball: Not to my army!

Luigi: You have an army?

Fireball: NO!

Luigi: Sorry!

Fireball: You should be!

Luigi: *sigh*

Fireball: Next question, how did you get on the moon?

Lord Crump: Rogueport underground! We got a lot of stuff and built a place.

Fireball: Who's the we?

Lord Crump: X guys.

X-Naut (you’re going to see this guy in a lot of my Interviews now): Dude! We, like, made a place, like, to the moon.

Fireball: Next question, why do some of your X-Nauts say dude a lot?

Lord Crump: Well some of them were bad guy hippies.

Fireball: What a SHAME!!!

E. Gadd: *sigh*

Fireball: Next question, did you know Bowser was trying to get the Stars too?

Lord Crump: In the fifth chapter I did. He came in with some weird Koopa.

Kammy: I'm not weird!

Lord Crump: Look in the mirror!

Kammy: At least I don't laugh like you!

Lord Crump: What's wrong with my laugh? Buh! Buh uh buh!

Luigi and E. Gadd: *sigh*

Fireball: GUYS AND GALS TIME!!!

Everyone: Sweet!

Fireball: Seat 3.

Fludd: How come you listened to Grodus?

Lord Crump: Because we wanted to do the same thing: takeover the world! But he was stronger so he was king.

Fludd: Weirdo.

Lord Crump: GGRRRRR.

Fireball: LOL! Seat 71.

Luigi: Why did you go on the ship? I mean, you could have taken your boat.

Lord Crump: I wanted to get everything ready at the right time, so when Mario went in I just got the boat ready.

Luigi: Weirdo.

Lord Crump: GGRRRRR.

Fireball: LOL! Seat 782.

Bowser: My team was beating you!

Lord Crump: Duel then!

All their men go to war, and Bowser’s team wins

Fireball: LOL! Seat 7,826.

Yoshi: How come you didn't go to Hooktail's Castle?

Lord Crump: We were getting ready for the big tree.

Yoshi: Weirdo.

Lord Crump: GGRRRRR.

Fireball: SOL! (Made up, it means sigh out loud.) LOL! Last seat and it's M782662476891674687267348768976891761796717617648976976MARIO.

Mario: Did you think you could beat me the first time?

Lord Crump: Yeah.

Fireball: Well that’s all for today.

Mario: Dang!

Fireball: I know, Mario. End transmission.

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