Zoshi: Hi folks, welcome back to Zoshi's Wild and Dangerous Interviews, on the Documentary Channel! I have good news, who here has read Zoshi's Adventure 2: The Survivor?
(Fill in your answer below.)
Audience: ___
Zoshi: Cool! Well, anyway, the survivor was this female Yoshi named Tenishi. She is my-
Tenishi: GIRLFRIEND!!!
Zoshi: (I hate when she does that.) She will be my co-host.
Tenishi: Hi, public!
Audience: HI!!!
Zoshi: Anyway... Today we'll interview... We'll interview... OLD GUY!!!
Old Guy: Huh, what? Oh yeah, it's Wario.
Zoshi: WARIO!
Audience: BOOO!!!
Wario: I-a gotta win!
Zoshi: ???
Wario: AHH! Forget-a it!
Zoshi: Question 1: What is your relationship with Mario?
Wario: Some-a say we are-a cousins, others say-a I'm a clone-a, and others aren't-a sure. NINTENDO never gave a real answer.
Tenishi: Question 2: When was your first appearance?
Wario: In the game The Six Golden Coins, I was the main protagonist... r is it antagonist?
Zoshi: Who cares? Question 3: How many games do you own?
Wario: PHEW! Those are a lot! There's Wario Woods, Wario World, Wario Ware, Wario Ware 2, Wario Ware Advanced, Wario Ware (for Nintendo Wii), Mario and Wario (JAPAN ONLY), and... And... And... Well, I don't remember.
Tenishi: Question 4: Which games have you appeared in, among those that aren't on the list above?
Wario: Oh my DAD, this might take a while... Mario Superstar Baseball, Super Mario Strikers, Super Mario Strikers: Charged, Mario Golf, Mario Tennis, Mario Party (1 ,2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8), Mario Kart, Mario Kart Advance, Mario Kart 64, Mario Kart: Double Dash, Super Mario DS, Super Smash Bros: Brawl, Mario POWER Tennis, Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (cameo appearance in a photo), Super Mario Kart, Mario Golf Advance, Mario Party Advance, and many more for the Nintendo Wii...
Zoshi: ... That is so not fair... Question 5: Are you human, or Plitian?
Wario: I'm both; I'm part human, and part Plitian. Have you noticed my elfish ears?
Tenishi: Question 6: Is Waluigi even related to you?
Wario: I'm not sure, but we are usually together, so I think we are brothers.
Zoshi: Question 7: In which of your games do you have the biggest role?
Wario: Wario World. It's an adventure type game, like Super Mario 64. All the Wario Ware games are mostly mini-game type things.
Tenishi: ... This is bad.
Zoshi: ???
Tenishi: I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SAY NUMBER 10!!! Anyway... Question 8: Where to you get your outfit from?
Wario: Well, it was a Mario rebellion. You see, yellow is a brighter, really brighter, version of red. And purple is a darker, really darker, version of blue... Well, actually, not that dark...
Zoshi: Question 9: Do you like sports?
Wario: A little, I did appear in a lot of sport spinoff games.
Tenishi: I... I... I can't say it, Zoshi!
Zoshi: Well read this card then.
(Zoshi gives Tenishi a little plastic card.)
Tenishi: It says, Question 10: Wario, why are you so fat, why don't you stop eating, and why are you a greedy, selfish, giant smelly pig...
(Zoshi snickers.)
Tenishi: What did I just say...
(Wario turns red.)
Tenishi: Uh oh...
Wario: ARGH!!!
(Zoshi jumps out of his chair, knocking it over. Tenishi does the same.)
Zoshi: Oh crud.
Tenishi: RUN!!!
(They start running. Wario is charging at them at full speed.)
Tenishi: Does this always happen?!
Zoshi: In a mathematical way, it happens in four fifths of my Interviews!
Tenishi: What do you mean 4/5?!
Zoshi: I've interviewed Bowser, Kammy, Lord Crump, and Wario now.
Tenishi: That's four.
Wario: SHUT UP! MY BRAIN HURTS!
Zoshi: And when I interviewed Mario, it was 5.
Tenishi: Ohhhh...
(Wario hits a support beam.)
Goombini: NOT THE SUPPORT BEAM!
New Guy: THE WHAT?!
Goomeran: NOT AGAIN!!!
The studio falls to pieces (for the second time).
Goom Goom: Everybody up, it's time for repairs.
Zoshi: Well this stinks.
Old Guy: Hallelujah!
Zoshi: What?
Old Guy: We've officially finished five Interviews!
Everybody: HIP-HIP-HOORAH!!!
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