Wario: Sweet!
Luigi: Wait! Mario says cool, then Wario says sweet, then I say-
Fireball: Stupid! And you are, too.
Luigi: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Fireball: Well here with me today is Mario!
(Mario comes and sits down)
Waluigi: You’re going to interview him again?!
Fireball: No stupid.
Waluigi: …
Fireball: He’s my helper today! Last week I said so.
Wario: I helped last week!
Fireball: We know.
Wario: You do?!
Fireball: Everyone was there.
Wario: Oh yeah.
Luigi: Who’s your stupid guest today?
Fireball: I know you’re stupid too.
Luigi: No, I said who’s your stupid guest today?
Fireball: Stop talking about yourself!
Luigi: *sigh*
Fireball: Well since no one asked me who my interviewee was, I'll tell you,
Luigi: …
Mario: Give a big hand to Fludd!
Everyone: ,…
(Mario goes outside and brings Fludd inside.)
Mario: Fludd, everyone!
Everyone: Yeah!
Fireball: Well let’s get started after Wario says Sweet.
Wario: …
Everyone: …
Wario: Sweet!
Fludd: You are Fireball, am I right?
Fireball: Yes.
Fludd: Good.
Fireball: First question, how come you went with Mario?
Fludd: I’ve seen Shadow Mario doing all this bad stuff, and when I saw Mario I knew he was a hero because my program can tell who people are.
Fireball: Ok.
Luigi: …
Fireball: Mario, ask a question, would you?
Mario: Fine! Next question, how were you outside just sitting there?
Fludd: The cop threw me out and I had to stay there because I have no feet.
Mario: Ok.
Luigi: …
Fireball: Next question, do you know who made you?
Fludd: All I know is it was a man in a white coat.
E. Gadd: …
Fireball: I wonder who it is…
E. Gadd: …
Fireball: Well ok then.
Mario: Next question, how would you like to be in a game again?
Fludd: I sure would… but you would have to carry me,
Mario: Fine!
Luigi: …
Mario: Ok.
E. Gadd: …
Fireball: Luigi and E. Gadd, would you guys stop talking!
Luigi and E. Gadd: Stupid show!
Fireball: Next question, do you like Bowser or Bowser Jr. better?
Fludd: Bowser; Bowser Jr. is a mean kid.
Mario: Next question, what happened when Bowser Jr. stole you?
Fludd: He took me to a house and we played pool.
Mario: Sweet!
Wario: Double sweet!
Fireball: One more questions, fans!
Fans: Yeah!
Fireball: Last question, could you beat up on anyone?
Fludd: Yes; Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, Boo, Koopa…
Luigi: DUEL!
Fireball: Little louder, Luigi.
Luigi: Duel.
Fireball: That’s better,
(Fludd and Luigi fight and Fludd wins)
Fireball: That’s the third beatdown! Only two more!
Mario: Seat 743.
Waluigi: How did you know your different nozzle things?
Fludd: It was programmed in me before I was by myself.
Fireball: Seat 72.
E. Gadd: Do you know there’s a mark on your back?
Fludd: Yes, but who is it?
Wario: Not E. Gadd!
E. Gadd: Whew!
Mario: Seat 72.
E. Gadd: You just went to me.
Mario: Then a seat 1.
Wario: Can you take pictures?
Fludd: No.
Wario: I wanted my picture taken today…
Fireball: 87692896689869689386438648698692068987181. Those are random numbers…
Kooper: How was your vacation?
Fludd: Great! And the food was great too.
Fireball: That's all today, everyone.
Mario: Dang!
Fireball: I know, Mario.
Wario: The great Wario is here.
Fireball: End transmission.
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