It’s a sunny day as Your Twin the Fourth sets up his first Interview Show. Your Twin the Fourth: This is tiring!
(YTtF finishes setting up just as Iggy, the interviewee, arrives in the studio.)
Iggy: Huh? Isn’t this the “Less Known than Ludwig Inventors” club’s annual convention?
YTtF: NO! AND TOO BAD FOR YOU! SIT IN THAT CHAIR, PUNY KOOPALING!
Iggy: I think I just wet my shell.
Audience Member: Isn’t that one of Joshua’s jokes?
YTtF: Uh, no. Anyway, I’d like to welcome Iggy Koopa to the first ever Your Twin the Fourth’s Interview Show! Since this is my first Interview, I’ll grant Iggy one question before I start my own.
Iggy: Uh, why are you called Your Twin the Fourth?
YTtF: Good question! I chose that name because because whenever I refer to Lemmy (like in “Hi, I’m Your Twin the Fourth”) I’m Lemmy’s twin, which means you. The “Fourth” part is because you’re the fourth Koopaling.
Iggy: So, in a way, you’re me?
YTtF: Correct! Time for questions! Why are you the only Koopaling with glasses, apart from Roy?
Iggy: I accidentally dripped some car oil in my eyes while I was inventing.
YTtF: Second question. Why are you an inventor less known than Ludwig?
Iggy: King Dad’s stupid brain forgot that I’m an inventor, too, and started relying on Ludwig’s inventions.
Bowser: I HEARD THAT!!!
(Bowser roasts Iggy to a crisp.)
Bowser: AND I WAS ABOUT TO USE ONE OF YOUR INVENTIONS, TOO! BUT YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT THAT NOW, BUSTER!!!
Iggy: Ow…
YTtF: Anyway, third question. Why does Roy particularly like to beat you up?
Iggy: I think it’s because Roy doesn’t know the saying “You wouldn’t beat up a guy with glasses”.
YTtF: Time for audience questions! Seat CRAZED JESTER.
Dimentio: What do you know about DAD?
Iggy: I only know he was the first Koopa.
YTtF: Seat GIANT BROWN MUSHROOM.
Grand Goomba: Why did you choose Giant Land in SMB3?
Iggy: I wanted to beat up the giant enemies.
YTtF: Seat PINK MALE BALD PATHETIC KOOPALING.
Roy: I HEARD THAT! GIANT FIST!!!
(SLAM!)
YTtF: Fortunately I had a lever that took the studio underground.
Iggy : Yeah…
YTtF: Questions continue! Seat YOUNGER SIBLING.
Bowser Jr: Why were you called Hop in the Mario Cartoons?
Iggy: In the Mario cartoons, me and Lemmy were the younger Koopalings. Since I was young, I liked to hop about.
YTtF: Final question. Seat OLDER SIBLING’S MET.
Karma: Why do you and Lemmy have rainbow Mohawks?
Iggy: Lemmy was born with it. Since I was his twin, I styled my hair and then dipped it in rainbow paint.
YTtF: Time for your prize!
Iggy: I GET A PRIZE?!
YTtF: Yes you do!!
(The curtains open, revealing a golden gym.)
Iggy: HOLY MACARONI!!
(Iggy then starts exercising like crazy.)
YTtF: And that’s it for Your Twin the Fourth’s Interview Show! Please take the warp pipe on your right, since Roy’s still demolishing the studio. End Transmission!
(Transmission Ended)
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