Author's Note: I will now call Roy Roy Raven. People kept confusing him with the Koopa. He is a Raven! Get it through your thick head.
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Baron von Bone and I are walking through Castle Bleck. Hey, if you're a baron, what are you the baron of?)
Baron: Hoohoo Mountain.
(Righto. Eventually we come to the room where Super Dimentio and Count Bleck were fought.)
Phil: Yayz! I get another line!
Jade Blooper: Konchiwa!
Foodius: Hi. I'm hungry.
(Count Bleck comes down from the ceiling. He lands on Shayd.)
Shayd: Ow.
Aurora: Ouch! Did that hurt? Did anyone even notice that Count Bleck landed on him?
Everyone Else: No.
Bo: Look, he's over there playing Bomberman Land.
(He is.)
Bleck: Interview me, says Count Bleck! If you do so, Count Bleck will return you to your home world!
Aurora: Is it worth it?
Roy Raven: I think so.
(K. Why did you almost destroy all worlds because your girlfriend broke up with you?)
Bleck: She was Count Bleck's only friend! Count Bleck was lonely! He had nothing to live for!
Foodius: How did you acquire the Dark Prognosticus?
Bleck: It was carried by Count Bleck's tribe.
JB: Why do you wear white if you're an evil villain, which usually would be thought of as wearing black?
Bleck: Count Bleck does not want to be like others, who would be thought of as simply evil. Count Bleck is not evil. He was making the worlds better!
Aurora: What species are you?
Bleck: Alas, not even the great Bleck knows that.
G.I.C.: I thought you turned good.
Bleck: Yes, Count Bleck is good. He now has the power to change into this form at will!
Petey: Why did it look like the night sky in your cape?
Bleck: By creating The Void, it shifted all dimensions, causing random portals to appear. One of these was in the man who started it all, Count Bleck. This portal was to the Shadow Realm, where the Tribe of Darkness comes from.
Squeeky: How did you meet Mimi, O'Chunks, Dimentio, and Nastasia, Senor?
Bleck: Count Bleck met Dimentio when he was his lawyer for stealing highest-number-ever stickers that go on bananas. Later, after Count Bleck became evil, he saw a young girl in the street. She was Mimi, and had no family or friends, so we took her in. O'Chunks was found at a carnival, when he was being forced to do things for entertainment because of his strength. So Count Bleck saved him. Nastasia was found when Count Bleck saw her running from her boss, who hated her. So Count Bleck helped her escape. In return, Nastasia gave her life to Count Bleck.
Roy Raven: Were you aware every female member of your evil clan thingy loved you?
Bleck: Count Bleck was sure of that.
Baron: Did you build that castle?
Bleck: No. It was created by lust, glutton-
(Everyone looks at Foodius.)
Foodius: So I like to eat. I'm a %^and^* Hungry Luma!
Bleck: -envy, greed, and all the other sins Count Bleck doesn't remember.
Shayd: What species were you before Super Paper Mario?
Bleck: I was a human, around twenty.
Bandito: W-w-w-where did you c-c-come from?
Bleck: Count Bleck was born in the Real World, but during an eclipse, he was sent to the Shadow Realm and raised there.
Phil: Why third person, asks Phil Freschbierg? Ahh, Phil screams! Phil said his last name!
Count Bleck: It makes Count Bleck sound more evil, crazy, and demented! Count Bleck had only done it once, but he thinks there is nicotine in it.
Bo: Like, what minion did you like the most?
Bleck: Count Bleck does not like Dimentio, for he backstabbed him. Mimi was spoiled, but the Count didn't mind. O'Chunks was hardworking, loyal, and dedicated. Nastasia was his favorite because she would do anything for Count Bleck, and she was nice.
Shrexy: Why could you make Voids very large at Castle Bleck, but not in any other chapters?! You would have accomplished your goal quicker!
Bleck: Those Voids were very large. You saw them from far off. The giant Void Count Bleck used as an attack was very small next to the others.
Aurora: Audience questions! Seat- Oh wait, we have no audience.
(A bus goes through the wall and Shayd.)
Phil: I miss hurting Anti Dude.
Everyone except G.I.C: We're lonely! WAAAAAAA! We wanna go home!
G.I.C: Fools.
Bleck: Count Bleck promised...
(A Void appears and sucks everyone in.)
(Ah, back at the studio!)
Baron: Home, sweet home!
Shrexy: Huzzah!
Fooius: I'm still hungry.
JB and Shayd: So this is the studio...
(JB cuts off Shayd's head for no reason.)
Aurora: You just killed him! Didn't you notice?
JB: No, he's playing DDR: Max over there.
He is. Meanwhile...
(Larry is plugging in a wire at Kastle Koopa. He gets shocked.)
Larry: BLADIBLAGIBLADIBLAG- End transmission!
(Transmission ended!)
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