Fireball: Hello, and welcome to my Interview show!
Mario: Cool.
Wario: Sweet.
Fireball: Like always, we do so much sweet and cool stuff like Mario and Wario just did.
Luigi: Stupid show!
Fireball: You think everything is stupid.
Luigi: No I don't!
Fireball: Sure.
Luigi: Grrrrrrrr.
Peach: Who’s your interviewee?
Fireball: Well he has a mask.
Everyone: ...
Mario: Is it Shy Guy?
Fireball: Yes, Mario, it is!
Mario: Do I win anything?
Fireball: You can help me interview my next interviewee.
Mario: Super cool!
Fireball: That’s right! Super cool.
Wario: Can I help some day?
Fireball: Why not?
Wario: When do I start?
Fireball: Whenever I say... Now.
Wario: Sweet!
(Wario goes onstage)
Wario: Yeah!
(Shy Guy comes in)
Fireball: Get out for a sec.
(Shy Guy goes out)
Fireball: Shy Guy, everyone!
(Shy Guy comes in.)
Fireball: Now let’s get started.
Luigi: The sooner the better.
Fireball: First question, how was it causing trouble in Paper Mario?
Shy Guy: Great! They were too slow, though, even Luigi.
Luigi: So you’re the one!
Shy Guy: Yeah.
Luigi: I'm fast now!
Shy Guy: I trained, so I'm faster.
Luigi: ...
Wario: Second question, do you like being in Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games?
Shy Guy: Yeah, I guess. Why am I always the helper guy who sees the distance?
Fireball: I don't know.
Wario: Yeah, what Fireball said.
Fireball: Who is Sonic?!
Sonic: The guy off Sega.
Fireball: GET OUT OF HERE!!!
(Sonic zooms out with his weird speed)
Fireball: Thrid question, what's with the mask?
Shy Guy: You... don't won't to know. Luigi saw it and he yelled like crazy.
Luigi: ... It... was... scary…
Fireball: Show it to me and... Never mind.
Wario: Fourth question, what do you do now?
Shy Guy: I help in video games, like Mario Party games.
Wario: That’s nice.
Shy Guy: I know!
Fireball: Next question...
Wario: What about the numbers?
Fireball: Who cares anymore?
Wario: Fine!
Fireball: Next question, how did you get all the different Shy Guys?
Shy Guy: We just gave them stuff we find to help them fight a little better.
Wario: And why did you listen to that general Shy Guy person who’s the boss in Paper Mario? You know, the guy in charge, who yells at you to get the job done. You know, that guy with that hat. You know, that guy with the light bulb and machine thingy. You know, that guy in the toy box who’s in charge. You know who I'm talking about, right?
Shy Guy: Yeah, and it was Bowser's idea to put him in charge.
Wario: I see. Well, one last question until... GUYS AND GALS TURN!
Everyone: Cool and sweet!
Wario: Last question, what’s your best sport?
Shy Guy: I would say tennis and baseball.
Fireball: Get ready, everyone! Seat 629!
Larry: Did you guys make the toy box?
Shy guy: Of course. We’re smart, you know, and we all pitched it.
Larry: Cool!
Wario: Seat N64.
Mario: That’s me! N64! What a weird name for a seat. Hmmmmmmmmmm.
Wario: Do you have a question for Shy Guy, Mario?
Mario: Yes! What’s with the ghost with Watt inside the light thingy?
Shy Guy: He was saving us time. We knew you were going to come so we got ready.
Mario: Cool!
Fireball: Seat 6389562383246376827268036903289068906829068902689368.
Goomba 6389562383246376827268036903289068906829068902689368: Are you guys strpnger than Boos?
Shy Guy: Some of us. I am.
Boo: Grrrrrrrrr! DUEL!
(They fight and Shy Guy wins)
Fireball: That’s the second time my interviewee beat up someone here. The fifth one gets a prize... It could take a while.
Goomba 6389562383246376827268036903289068906829068902689368: Cool!
Wario: Seat L65.
Luigi: How did you steal my stuff?
Shy Guy: You were sitting there boasting about how good you are at running, so I put you to the test.
Luigi: NO WA... No, you’re right.
Fireball: One more seat, and it’s seat 8,585.
Koopa: Why don't you work for Bowser anymore?
Shy Guy: We lost and he yelled and yelled so we beat him up and never wanted to be on his team again!
Koopa: Cool!
Fireball: We have to go now.
Mario: Dang!
Wario: We know, Mario.
Fireball: See you next time! End transmission.
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