Bandito: AHHH!!! WHERE AM I?!
Foodius Maximus: Umm, apparently Floro Caverns.
Bandito: Omigoshomigoshomigosh!!1!!!
Foodius: I'm hungry. Let's go.
(They walk five feet, and explode. What's with the exploding joke, anyway? They reappear in King Croacus IV's castle.)
Croacus: I'll get you, my pretties!
(She eats them. I don't like where this is going. Now they appear in the Downtown of Crag.)
Foodius: This is going nowhere! Do something!
He pushes Bandito into a herd of Muths. Screaming is heard. He comes out... alive, but beaten up.
Muth: INTERVIEW ME!!!
Foodius: Have The Panic Attack do it.
Bandito: Hey! I f-f-f-f-f-find that insulting. AHHH! S-s-s-s-orry.
Muth: INTERVIEW ME!
Bandito: AHHH! F-f-f-f-f-ine. What a-ar-a-a-are you?
Muth: LIKE AN ELEPHANT. SORTA.
FOODIUS: WHERE IS THE CAPS LOCK- OH, THere.
Bandito: W-w-w-w-where did you get the n-n-n-n-n-name?
Muth: WE WERE ORIGINALLY CALLED MAMMOTHS, BUT THE CRAGNONS SAID IT TOO FAST SO IT CAME OUT AS MUTH.
Foodius: Stop yelling!
Muth: Killjoy.
Bandito: W-w-w-why do you spin your t-t-trunk around? AHHHH! Sorry. I d-d-didn't mean to do th-th-that.
Muth: It makes us go faster, like a helicopter's propeller.
Bandito: W-w-w-what's up with the s-s-s-subspecies?
Muth: Muths are the original. Dark Muths are just dark magic. Mega Muths are like us, but they don't get enough sunlight. They're tougher because they fight more.
Bandito: End Transmission!
(Not so fast! You didn't ask enough questions!)
Foodius: What about, why are your eyes so pathetically tiny?
Muth: YOU SHALL PAY!
(THE MUTH- HEY, WHO KEEPS TURNING ON THE CAPS LOCK? That's better. The Muth runs and headbutts Foodius to Kingdom Come.)
Muth: That'll teach you!
Bandito: Why are your eyes s-s-s-so tiny?
Muth: Why is the sky blue?
Bandito: I dunno.
Muth: Exactly my point.
Bandito: Are y-y-you related to elephants?
Muth: What are elephants?
Bandito: Why are you b-b-b-b-b-brown?
Muth: It's like padding.
Bandito: Why do you h-h-h-have high HP? BTW, you're s-s-s-scary.
Muth: We're elephants, for DAD's sakes!
Bandito: I thought y-y-you didn't know what an elephant was...
Muth: Maybe I lied. Maybe I didn't. Maybe I was using words I didn't know. Maybe this is all a conspiracy. Maybe...
Wierd Al: Everything you know is wrong!
Muth: Do we really need this?
Bandito: What are th-th-those little triangle-things on the sides of your head?
Muth: Ears, duh.
Bandito: What exactly are your t-t-t-tusks?
Muth: They're bone. It sorta goes through the skin...
Bandito Omigoshomigoshomigosh...
Muth: Kidding! I bought these at Target.
Bandito: What do you usually eat?
Muth: Muths are herbivorous. Really.
Bandito: Why do you attack everything th-th-th-that moves?
Muth: Instinct.
Bandito: Stand still...
Muth: I feel like ramming into you anyway.
Bandito: Yipes!
(He does.)
Bandito: Oh...
Muth: Get over it.
Bandito: How do you move your feet if they aren't c-c-c-c-connected to your body?
Muth: Uh, Goombas can pick up things without arms.
Bandito: Your p-p-point is...?
Muth: Shaddup.
Foodius: I'm back from Kingdom Come!
(He has brochures from a waterpark called Kingdom Come. This is getting out of hand.)
Bandito: It is pretty hard to think of questions for an elephant-thing...
(A void appears and random things fly out of it. There are so many that if it was on your TV it would not be able to show all of it without exploding.)
Francis: HI-TECHNICAL!
James Earl Jones: Mwahahahahahaha!
P.T.: Super fist of the Nosehair!
Weird Al: He tells me that they've got a dress code...
(Another void appears. It sucks up Bandito, Foodius, and me. Thank DAD it does!)
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