(Baron von Bone, Anti Dude, and I are now standing in the Underwhere. Author, please don't make us do all chapters!)
Author: Haw haw! I'm wicked bad!
(I'm sure you are.)
Author: To the Batmobile! Dinanananana!
Anti Dude: Why am I here? I'm not dead! I'M NOT DEAD!!
(He goes insane and runs off into River Twygz. The Underhands get him. He reappears five seconds later.)
Anti Dude: Wait! I'm good!
(A D-Man comes up with a tape recorder.)
D-Man: You squashed a bug.
Tape Recorder: Hey, wanna see me squash a bug? *squish* Ha ha!
Anti Dude: Noooo!
(He runs to the Underwhere Road.)
Anti Dude: It feels like this badly drawn darkness is closing in on me!
(It does.)
Anti Dude: It IS closing in on me!
(He falls limp. A Shayde reappears five seconds later.)
Shayde: AHHH! I'm dead! Noooo! Hey, I just noticed I've never interviewed by myself.
(Bonechill goes by.)
Shayde: You! And Author, please call me Anti Dude.
Author: We have no proof you are Anti Dude, so shush.
Shayde: But I need to be different! WAA!
Author: Yup, you're Anti Dude. That proves it. Sorta. I'll call you Shayd instead.
Shayd: Okay. So, Bonechill, what do you do now?
Bonechill: I go around collecting ammo, mostly.
Shayd: Were you really ever a Nimbi?
Bonechill: Maybe. Yes. No. Sorta. Possibly. It shall forever remain hidden.
Shayd: Gotcha. Where is your prison in the Underwhere?
Bonechill: Where Bowser was kept. It was crowded with 700 Skellobits in there with me.
Shayd: I know what you mean. Sorta. Why did you attack the Overthere?
Bonechill: It was written in the Dark Prognosticus.
Shayd: What is your species?
Bonechill: Skellobit. I was the first one. The others formed from bones that fell off me.
Shayd: Why are you in the Underwhere?
Bonechill: Queen Jaydes is the "nice person" of the Underwhere. I'm the "punisher".
Shayd: When people die, do all of them go to the Underwhere?
Bonechill: Mostly evil ones. Jaydes teaches them to do good. I (PHRASE BLOCKED. REASON: TOO GRUSOME.)
Shayd: OMG.
Bonechill: And I get paid for it!
(Shayd faints and dies. He reappears the second he falls.)
Shayd: Don't mention that ever again.
Bonechill: Okey-dokey!
Shayd: What's with the blue on your face?
Bonechill: It's blood.
Shayd: Why do you have a cannon for a lower body area?
Bonechill: So I can shoot things, duh.
Shayd: You didn't expect the hero to throw the ice back at you, huh?
Bonechill: Right.
Shayd: Why do you have wings and a tail? What does that accomplish?
Bonechill: Absolutely nothing.
Shayd: 0.0
Bonechill: I don't get it.
Shayd: SILENCE!
(He blows up, and reappears AGAIN.)
Shayd: See what happens when you break the silence?
Bonechill: Yeah I-
(Shayd explodes a second time.)
Shayd: I SAID SILENCE, SLAVE!!!
Bonechill: …
Shayd: Good. How did you get to the Overthere?
Bonechill: …
Shayd: ANSWER ME!
Bonechill: But you said-
(Shayd blows up a third time. He does not reappear.)
Bonechill: Quick, while he's gone! Iusedmypitifullytinywingstoflyupandnotget caughtwiththeSkellobitarmyhidinginmycannon. Pant, pant.
(Shayd appears. Didn't you just say your wings aren't for anything?)
Shayd: SILENCE, NARRATOR!
(He explodes, and reappears again. A void appears and sucks Shayd and I into it. Looks like team Anti Dude is blasting off again!)
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