Fireball: Hello, everyone ,and welcome to my Interview show today!
Mario: I was here last time!
Fireball: We all know that, Mario.
Mario: How?!
Fireball: We were all there.
Mario: Oh yeah.
Fireball: Well I have a surprise guest here today!
Wario: You always have a surprise guest.
Fireball: I know.
Luigi: Why am I here?!
Fireball: I tied you to your chair.
Luigi: Get me out, Mario!
Mario: Sorry, Luigi.
Fireball: Mario! Don't ever say you’re sorry to Luigi.
Mario: Okey-a dokey!
Luigi: Are you going to say it?
Mario: Say what?
Luigi: Nothing.
Fireball: Well my interviewee is Bowser.
Everyone: ...
Fireball: Bowser!
(Bowser comes in.)
Fireball: Ho Bowser!
Bowser: I hate you!
Fireball: I hate you too, Bowser.
Bowser: No, you’re my friend.
Fireball: Same here.
Luigi: Go on!
Fireball: Fine! First Q (question), how come you’re always after Peach?
Bowser: She's cute and I'm bored! Oh, and I like Mario wasting his time.
Mario: Dang you, Bowser!
Fireball: Why not Daisy?
Bowser: Because Mario's funnier to play around with.
Mario: Dang you, Bowser!
Fireball: How did you like going after the Crystal Stars in Paper Mario 2?
Bowser: I got none at the end, so it stunk!
Mario: Ha!
Bowser: Grrrrrrrr.
Fireball: Why do you help Wario and Waluigi in Mario Power Tennis?
Bowser: If there’s more people on your side you have a better chance of winning.
Mario: You still lost! Ha!
Bowser: Grrrrrrrrr.
Fireball: Anyway...
Bowser: I can beat you, Mario!
Mario: No you can't!
Bowser: You’re right.
Fireball: Well anyway, would you like to beat up Mario at the end of the show?
Bowser: Yes!
Fireball: But I won’t have that happen.
Mario: Yeah!
Bowser: Why?
Fireball: He's my friend.
Bowser: Oh.
Fireball: Yeah! You think about that!
Bowser: Later!
Fireball: And who do you like better, Wario or Waluigi?
Bowser: Wario, of course.
Wario: Yeah!
Waluigi: Dang!
Fireball: Let’s ask the weirdoes out there, shall we!
Bowser: Ok.
Fireball: Seat 784.
Waluigi: Do you think you could beat Luigi?
Bowser: There’s a 50/50 chance.
Luigi: Then let’s fight!
(They fight and Luigi wins.)
Fireball: How come my interviewees always lose?
Mario: I don't know.
Fireball: Seat uot64628.
Red Yoshi: Can you ride Yoshis?
Bowser: Some of them.
Fireball: Wow!
Luigi: *sigh*
Fireball: Don't sigh! Well... Ok, you can sigh! Seat 84.
Goomba 9462868916717671248976829581568572379638956928582657565: Why do you hire Goombas if we always lose?
Bowser: To stop Mario for two seconds at least.
Goomba 9462868916717671248976829581568572379638956928582657565: That’s all we are to you?
Bowser: Yeah.
Goomba 9462868916717671248976829581568572379638956928582657565: Well ok then.
Fireball: Seat 393.
Goombella: Can you jump high like Mario?
Mario: No!
Bowser: Shut up! No!
Fireball: Well that’s all for today! See you next time on Fireball’s Interviews!
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