FIREBALL interviews BOWSER
 
By Fireball

Fireball: Hello, everyone ,and welcome to my Interview show today!

Mario: I was here last time!

Fireball: We all know that, Mario.

Mario: How?!

Fireball: We were all there.

Mario: Oh yeah.

Fireball: Well I have a surprise guest here today!

Wario: You always have a surprise guest.

Fireball: I know.

Luigi: Why am I here?!

Fireball: I tied you to your chair.

Luigi: Get me out, Mario!

Mario: Sorry, Luigi.

Fireball: Mario! Don't ever say you’re sorry to Luigi.

Mario: Okey-a dokey!

Luigi: Are you going to say it?

Mario: Say what?

Luigi: Nothing.

Fireball: Well my interviewee is Bowser.

Everyone: ...

Fireball: Bowser!

(Bowser comes in.)

Fireball: Ho Bowser!

Bowser: I hate you!

Fireball: I hate you too, Bowser.

Bowser: No, you’re my friend.

Fireball: Same here.

Luigi: Go on!

Fireball: Fine! First Q (question), how come you’re always after Peach?

Bowser: She's cute and I'm bored! Oh, and I like Mario wasting his time.

Mario: Dang you, Bowser!

Fireball: Why not Daisy?

Bowser: Because Mario's funnier to play around with.

Mario: Dang you, Bowser!

Fireball: How did you like going after the Crystal Stars in Paper Mario 2?

Bowser: I got none at the end, so it stunk!

Mario: Ha!

Bowser: Grrrrrrrr.

Fireball: Why do you help Wario and Waluigi in Mario Power Tennis?

Bowser: If there’s more people on your side you have a better chance of winning.

Mario: You still lost! Ha!

Bowser: Grrrrrrrrr.

Fireball: Anyway...

Bowser: I can beat you, Mario!

Mario: No you can't!

Bowser: You’re right.

Fireball: Well anyway, would you like to beat up Mario at the end of the show?

Bowser: Yes!

Fireball: But I won’t have that happen.

Mario: Yeah!

Bowser: Why?

Fireball: He's my friend.

Bowser: Oh.

Fireball: Yeah! You think about that!

Bowser: Later!

Fireball: And who do you like better, Wario or Waluigi?

Bowser: Wario, of course.

Wario: Yeah!

Waluigi: Dang!

Fireball: Let’s ask the weirdoes out there, shall we!

Bowser: Ok.

Fireball: Seat 784.

Waluigi: Do you think you could beat Luigi?

Bowser: There’s a 50/50 chance.

Luigi: Then let’s fight!

(They fight and Luigi wins.)

Fireball: How come my interviewees always lose?

Mario: I don't know.

Fireball: Seat uot64628.

Red Yoshi: Can you ride Yoshis?

Bowser: Some of them.

Fireball: Wow!

Luigi: *sigh*

Fireball: Don't sigh! Well... Ok, you can sigh! Seat 84.

Goomba 9462868916717671248976829581568572379638956928582657565: Why do you hire Goombas if we always lose?

Bowser: To stop Mario for two seconds at least.

Goomba 9462868916717671248976829581568572379638956928582657565: That’s all we are to you?

Bowser: Yeah.

Goomba 9462868916717671248976829581568572379638956928582657565: Well ok then.

Fireball: Seat 393.

Goombella: Can you jump high like Mario?

Mario: No!

Bowser: Shut up! No!

Fireball: Well that’s all for today! See you next time on Fireball’s Interviews!

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