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SQUEEKY GONZALES interviews JADE BLOOPER about SAMMER GUY
 
By Fillet-O-Fish

Anti Dude: I think that the Interview show is boring.

Aurora: Meh.

Anti Dude: So we will have a plot twist!

(Anti Dude clenches his fists, or at least he would, if he had any. A void appears in the rooms and sucks everyone in.)

()

Aurora: Where am I?

Squeeky: With me, in Sammer's Kingdom.

(Jade Blooper runs by.)

JB: We shall fight!

Aurora: Go out there, you hunk!

Squeeky: I shall.

(They battle to the death. Jade Blooper loses, vanishes, and reappears five seconds later. Hey, 'm with you guys! Yay!)

JB: That Jaydes sure is nice! I actually am a fan of your show. I saw the latest episode in the Underwhere, five seconds ago. If I had known it was Squeeky, I would have said INTERVIEWMEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!!!

Squeeky: We have nothing better to do. Are there more than uno ciento (one hundred) Sammer Guys?

JB: There are 999. Including King Sammer, there are 1,000. Sammer Rai is the 999th one.

Squeeky: Then why is End Boss the hundredth?

JB: He doesn't know about the other rounds. He is actually King Sammer's uncle, and threatened to eat him if he wasn't final.

Squeeky: How are armas (weapons), armor, and position decided?

JB: Weapons and position by strength, armor by weapon.

Aurora: That makes you weakest.

JB: I was moved to Gate 77.

Squeeky: Are you really all siblings?

JB: All 997. King Sammer is our dad, Merlumias sister is our mom- Queen Sammer, and End Boss is our great uncle. Fuzzy on Face is our second cousin, twice removed.

Squeeky: What is the spring in the background of your battle theme, Senor?

JB: Other battles.

Squeeky: How do you get your name?

JB: King Sammer looks at us for a long time and then he says "I've got it! You are so and so!"

Squeeky: Why didn't you all appear in the game, instead of just 100?

JB: Not even the Wii has that much power. And Chapters were only four stages long.

Squeeky: Que pasa (what’s up) with the Ninjoes, Ninjohns, and Ninjerrys?

JB: Townsfolk. Really.

Squeeky: How did you feel when your kingdom was destroyed, Senor?

JB: I went to the Underwhere, and Jaydes let me live because my game truly wasn't over. It was really scary.

Squeeky: Who is the oldest?

JB: Coin Harvester Without Remorse. Quizmo Question That Has No Answer is the next oldest. Bob The Silent Blade is youngest.

Aurora: Should we look for the others?

Squeeky: Si.

JB: Before you go, and I say this with all the respect you deserve, CANIJOINPLEASEPLEASEPLEASECANPLEASEILUVYOURSHOWPLEASE?!

Squeeky: I don't see why not, Senor.

(Jade Blooper joined the Party! He is a Sammer Guy, not a Blooper.)

JB: Robo Santa Machine will take my place, he was downgraded from the 433rd Gate.

(A void appears and sucks JB, Squeeky, I, and Aurora in.)

JB: Looks like Team Sammer's blasting off again!

Squeeky: ?

JB: Nothing.

(End Transmission. I hope I come out of this void soon.)

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