Geno Fans: YAY!
DS Guy: -this is the moment we have been waiting for. Geno will be coming to the stage in a few minutes, and I have a feeling that nothing can ruin this Interview.
()
(Meanwhile, Popple is entering Fort Francis.)
Popple: Hello? I was told to come here. And what's with these weird Meowbots?
(There is a chameleon-shaped silhouette in the shadows.)
????: Nerrrrr herrr herrrr herrrrrr. I'm glad that you made it. And my Meowbots are not weird, they are hi-technicaaaaaal.
Popple: Show yourself, nerd!
(The figure reveals himself to be Francis.)
Francis: Hey, I prefer the term "popularity challenged". Come inside, I have someone to discuss.
Popple: And who is that someone?
Francis: You'll see, my friend. You'll see.
()
(We now see Gourmet Guy, who is still chasing E-Guy.)
E-Guy: COME ON, GOURMET GUY! I SAID THAT I'M SORRY!
Gourmet Guy: If that's true, then do you have the cupcakes of sorryness?
E-Guy: Uhh... No.
Gourmet Guy: THEN SUFFER!
E-Guy: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
()
(Back at the studio…)
DS Guy: Before Geno comes, I'll show my Shy Guy Form of the Day.
(He turns into a Boom Guy.)
DS Guy: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I give you the one, the only, Geno.
(As Geno walks in, most of the crowd cheers for him.)
Morton: Oh boy, this is wonderful, exciting, fantastic, beautiful, lovely. Geno is actually walking on the stage. Hey Geno, it's me, Morton Koopa Jr, son of Bowser, brothers of Roy, Iggy, Lemmy, Larry, Ludwig, Bowser Jr. and sister of Wendy. I am your number one fan, your-
(A football land in his arms.)
Morton: What's this? Why are you giving, offering, sharing me a foot... OH MY DAD!
(Morton gets tackled by the New Orleans Saints thanks to DS Guy's "Random Football Team" button on his remote.)
Geno: Thank you, DS Guy. You can start asking me questions now.
DS Guy: Okay, what was your role in Super Mario RPG?
Geno: Why simple, I was to help Mario retrieve the seven Star Pieces, defeat the Smithy Gang, and repair the Star Road to save all of the wishes of Plit.
DS Guy: Who sent you on this task?
Geno: Let's just say that I was sent by a higher authority.
DS Guy: What does your true form look like?
Geno: I am actually a Star, which is an adult version of a Star Kid, from the Star Road.
DS Guy: So there are Stars and Star Kids on the Star Avenue as well as Star Haven?
Geno: That's "Star Road", and yes.
DS Guy: So, you were sent by the Star Spirits to fix the Star Walkway?
Geno: That's "Star Road", and that's a classified.
DS Guy: You didn't say "no".
Geno: Ask me as many times as you want, for I am not revealing the answer!
()
(Meanwhile, in Francis's room…)
Francis: Nerrrrrrr herrr herrrrr. So, you know why we are here?
Popple: No!
Francis: Then I'll tell you. We are here because of-
Mother (from outside of his room): Francis, what is going on in your room?!
Francis: NERRRRRRRR! Me and Popple are having a meeting!
Mother: Does it involve a plot of vengeance?!
Francis: No, Mother!
Mother: Okay! Have fun!
Francis: back to Popple) We are here because of DS Guy! He has caused us nothing but pain! He used his entire audience to beat me up! It took weeks for my bones to heal!
Popple: Well that's nothing. He used every one of his Shy Guy forms to beat me up at once!
Francis: Then we must have revenge against him! I say we should hold a meeting to find a way to get back at him!
Popple: Wait! Aren't we having this meeting right now?
Francis: O_O Why of course we are.
Popple: This is going to be a lllllllllooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng meeting.
()
(Meanwhile, somewhere out of town…)
E-Guy: Please stop chasing, Gourmet Guy! I want to take a rest!
Gourmet Guy: Then go ahead, you don't have to worry. It will only hurt a lot.
E-Guy: Oh come on!
(Just then, Koopa the Quick and Il Piantissimo, who are racing each other, catch up with them.)
K.T.Q: Are you in this race too?
E-Guy: No, but I'm glad you're here. This Fat Guy keeps chasing me. Could you help me talk some sense into him?
Il Piantissimo: We would love to but-
K.T.Q: We have a race to win.
(They pick up speed and leave E-Guy in the dust to be chased by Gourmet Guy.)
E-Guy: Oh come on!
()
DS Guy: So, were you sent by the Star Spirits?
Geno: For the 4,923rd time, NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
DS Guy: Fine, I won't ask you any more.
Geno: Good! Because the next person who asks is going to be sssssssssssooooooooorrrrrryyyyyyy!
Larry: So who sent-
(Geno grabs Larry by the throat and throws him all the way into Castle Koopa, where he crashes into Bowser's Irreplaceable Antiques Room.)
Bowser: MY ANTIQUES! LARRY, YOU'RE GROUNDED. NO TV FOR A CENTURY!
Audience: O_O!
Geno: Uh... Sorry.
DS Guy: It's ok, I hate him.
Larry (from Koopa Castle): I may be bruised everywhere, but I still have feelings!
DS Guy: (to Larry) Don't care! (to Geno) Anyway, what is your most powerful attack?
Geno: My Geno Whirl. If I time my hits just right, it can do 9999 damage to most enemies. But it does not have the same effect on bosses, except for Exor.
DS Guy: And why Exor?
Geno: How should I know? I didn't build him.
DS Guy: There is something I want to know, is Star Plaza located above Star Haven?
Geno: That's "Star Road", and yes, it is above Star Haven.
DS Guy: There is also one more question. Although the doll has the Shooting Star Shot, why did you not use it at all?
Geno: Gaz must’ve removed that weapon so he wouldn't accidentally hurt Mario again. But even if I did have it, I wouldn't use it.
DS Guy: Why?
Geno: Because I don't want to.
DS Guy: Oh.
()
Francis: Finally, after painstaking minutes of debate-
Popple: Yes.
Francis: -I have decided that we-
Popple: Yes.
Francis: -make a prank phone call to DS Guy.
(There was silence for a few moments.)
Popple: THAT'S IT?! I WASTED NEARLY A HOUR OF MY LIFE TO GO TO THIS MEETING AND ALL YOU CAN THINK OF IS A PRANK PHONE CALL?!
Francis: Well yes, we don't want to risk getting our butts kicked and- *realizes that Popple left* Where'd he go?
(There is a rumble outside, and when Francis looks out the window, he sees Popple flying away with a sonic jet.)
Francis: MY STARSHIP X-NAUT LIMITED EDITION SONIC JET! YOU REMOVED IT FROM ITS PACKAGING! WHY, POPPLE?! WHY?!
()
(In Shiver City…)
Bumpty: Finally, my one-use-only catapult to Toad Town in completed. Now I can get to Toad Town without using warp pipes. Huh?
(He notices E-Guy accidentally ramming into the catapult, and as soon as Gourmet Guy crashes into him, they are flung by the catapult and it falls apart.)
E-Guy and Gourmet Guy: Whhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Bumpty: Should’ve made it good for two uses instead of one.
()
DS Guy: And now the moment you all have been waiting for, it's Audience Time!
(Faint screams can be heard.)
DS Guy: Did you hear that?
Roy: I do. It sounds like two Shy Guys falling from the sky.
DS Guy: Now what are the odds of that hap-
(As if on cue, E-Guy and Gourmet Guy crash through the roof of the studio and land on their seats.)
DS Guy: -pening. E-Guy and Gourmet Guy! Since you have finally decided to come you are going to ask the first two questions for Geno.
E-Guy: Come on! Gourmet Guy had been chasing me all day.
Gourmet Guy: And we missed, like, most of the Interview. How can we ask questions if we didn't hear the previous ones?
DS Guy: I don't care! Seat CAKEAHOLIC.
Gourmet Guy: Uh… Do you like cake?
Geno: Yes, but that was a dumb question.
DS Guy: And this is a perfect opportunity to try this.
(He pulls out a remote and presses a button.)
Stage Crew: DUMB QUESTION!!!
(A gigantic Thwomp falls on Gourmet Guy.)
Gourmet Guy: Ouch.
DS Guy: Excuse me.
(Behind the curtains…)
DS Guy: Good job, guys. Now get back to work, my slaves!
(The slaves groan.)
(Back on the other side…)
DS Guy: All right, seat ELECTRIFYING.
E-Guy: When you chose the Geno doll for your form, how did you make it much bigger?
Geno: I did it by altering its molecular structure and stretching it to life size. Seat 3.14.
Magical Pie: Please tell us who you were sent by?
Geno: Fine, I'll tell you! I was sent by the-
(There is a low rumble that eventually gets more severe.)
Toad: What the @#$% is going on here?!
(The roof gets blasted by the sonic jet Popple stole from Francis.)
DS Guy: My roof! You devastated my roof!
Popple: That's right, DS Guy! I am here to get back at you for harming me bodily!
????: Not so fast, nerr!
(Francis arrives in front of Popple in a huge airship.)
Geno: What is going on here?
DS Guy: Must be something random.
Francis: I am now going to blast you with my Limited Edition Starship X-Naut Giganto Airship that you made me remove from its packaging!
Popple: But I want to destroy DS Guy!
Francis: No, I want to destroy DS Guy!
Popple: No me!
Francis: No me!
Popple: No me!
Francis: No-
Geno: That is it! You are going to suffer!
Francis: I don't think- Wait a minute. Aren't you that Star Being that’s from Star Interstate?
Geno: >:( THAT'S "STAR ROAD"! GENO WHIRL!
Popple and Francis: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(BOOM!)
(Popple and Francis get blown into the sky!)
Popple: Can this get any worse?!
Francis: You are going to pay for those ships!
Popple: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(They are about to crash into a hot air balloon made out of ice.)
Bumpty: Finally, I have made the first hot air balloon made completely out of ice!
(CRASH! THUD!)
Bumpty: I should get a new hobby.
Geno: All right, I should go now.
DS Guy: Okay, I'm DS Guy and I'll see you next time in Lemmy's Interview Studio.
Magical Pie: But he didn't answer my question about-
DS Guy: End Transmission!
Magical Pie: Darn, too slow!
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