Fireball: Hello and welcome to a great Interview here today!
Fireball: I don't know. He said he hated my Interviews so he must’ve stayed home.
Mario: But he’s not home.
Fireball: How do you know?
Mario: Cell phone.
Wario: I got one!
Mario: Let’s text each other.
Wario: Ok!
Fireball: Do that later, I'm interviewing.
Wario and Mario: We’re sorry.
Fireball: It’s ok. Wait... My interviewee is Luigi!
Mario: LOL!
Fireball: Indeed. This is a LOL.
Wario: Don't you know your interviewee?
Fireball: Sometimes they pass me a note.
(Luigi comes in)
Fireball: You Hate My Interviews is here.
Luigi: Grrrrrrrrrr. Why did I do this?
Fireball: Blackmail.
Luigi: Oh yeah.
Fireball: Let’s get this going then.
Luigi: Fine!
Fireball: First Q (question), did you like your mansion in Luigi's Mansion.
Luigi: No! I'm scared of ghosts! But then I thought I could save Mario for once.
Mario: Once!
Luigi: There was more then once, I think.
Mario: Be quiet.
Fireball: Did you think King Boo was hard?
Luigi: When I knew what to do it was simple.
Fireball: How did you like being with Mario in the Beanbean Kingdom and with your baby selves?
Luigi: It was ok with Mario. It was fun, but good thing Bowser invited me or I would be the loser sitting home. The Babies cried too much.
Fireball: They’re babies!
Mario: Yeah!
Luigi: Sorry then!
Mario: Yeah, you’d better be! You yelled at them once!
Luigi: That was once, ok?
Fireball: STOP! And next Q, how did you like the sport games?
Luigi: They were ok. I hate golf though! I liked baseball the best.
Fireball: Sure.
Luigi: What?
Fireball: Nothing! Anywho, what’s up with you being in Paper Mario 2?
Luigi: I stopped there for a drink. Being a hero is hard!
Fireball: (whispering) Like you are a hero.
Luigi: What?
Fireball: (aloud) Nothing.
Luigi: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Wario: Hello world!
Fireball: Be quiet, please!
Wario: No promises.
Fireball: Let’s ask the guys and gals out there, shall we?
Luigi: Anything to get out of here.
Fireball: Seat 6,934.
Waluigi: What’s with the overalls and funny hat?
Luigi: What’s with your overalls and funny hat?
Waluigi: I don't know.
Luigi: Ok then.
Fireball: Seat 20.
Noki: Would you like to be in your own game again?
Luigi: Yes.
Fireball: Seat 1.
Larry: Who's your favorite Koopaling?
Luigi: You and Lemmy.
Fireball: Seat 89.
Goomba 863: Did you like being in Super Paper Mario?
Luigi: Yeah. But why do people call me Mr. L?
Goomba 863: I don't know. ‘Cause you were.
Luigi: Huh?
Fireball: Anywhy, seat 390.
Goombella: Can you dance?
Luigi: No.
Fireball: Well that’s all for today, everyone.
Wario: See you!
Mario: See you!
Goomba 863: See you!
Waluigi: See you!
Fireball: Way to go, Waluigi! Ruin all the fun…
Waluigi: But-
Fireball: Be quiet! Let’s beat on him!
Everybody: Yeah!
Fireball: Well, end transmission.
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