Fireball: Hello and welcome to another Fireball’s Interviews.
Wario: Where’s Mario? He always sits here.
Fireball: How can you tell that’s Mario’s seat?
Wario: It says Mario on it.
Fireball: That makes great sense.
Luigi: And this Interview show makes no sense!
Fireball: What’s that, Luigi? You’re jealous.
Luigi: NO WAY!
Fireball: Why it’s plain to see.
Luigi: You’re just a big liar.
Fireball: Well I'm sorry you won't like this Interview.
Luigi: Why?
Fireball: ‘Cause I'm interviewing your brother Mario.
Luigi: Say what now?
Fireball: I'm interviewing your brother Mario.
Luigi: Say what now?
Fireball: I'm interviewing your brother Mario!
Luigi: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Fireball: I know, it’s just wonderful! Come on up, Mario!
(Mario comes up and sits down)
Fireball: Me and Mario have had some fun in the past. So I thought hey! I'm going to interview Mario.
Mario: This will be the best Interview ever!
Fireball: Let’s get started then! Frist Q (question), how was it being in Mario Party 1?
Mario: Well it was the first Party game ever. It really stunk! I looked weird! But I guess it was ok.
Fireball: Which Mario Party is your favorite?
Mario: Well I'd say Mario Party 8 and Mario Party 7.
Fireball: Do you like your partners in the first Paper Mario game or the second Paper Mario game better?
Mario: Second one. My favorite was the Yoshi kid.
Fireball: Did you like doing the whole Giltz Pit thing?
Mario: No way! It was a waste of time!
Fireball: I know it must’ve been so boring.
Mario: It was!
Fireball: Was there a TV?
Mario: That’s the sad part!
Fireball: And...
Mario: There was no TV!
Fireball: Go on.
Mario: That’s it.
Fireball: Last Q and then those Koopas and them out there!
Koopa: You don't always have to say Koopas.
Fireball: Too bad!
Koopa: Fine then.
Fireball: Indeed.
Koopa: You’re stupid!
(Fireball throws Koopa out)
Fireball: Anyway, last Q. Who do you like better, Wario or Waluigi?
Mario: Wario.
Wario: Nobody can hate the great Wario!
Nerdy Goomba: I do.
(Wario beats up the Nerdy Goomba.)
Fireball: Seat 794.
Waluigi: How can you jump so high?
Mario: If you jump all the time when you’re little, you’re bound to jump high when you’re my age.
Fireball: Like me.
Luigi: And me.
Wario: And me. Well kinda.
Fireball: Seat 6y8.
Goomba 687,890: How come you beat us Goombas up all the time?
Mario: For fun. And if you would stop charging me all the time…
Goomba 687,890: Makes sense.
Fireball: Let’s go to...
Everyone: ...
Fireball: Seat 236.
Toad: Is it hard for you to beat Bowser?
Mario: Sometimes.
Toad: Hmmmmmmmmm.
Bowser: Ha! He said sometimes!
Fireball: He always beats you up at the end.
Bowser: That’s not funny!
Fireball: Seat 059.
Boo: What’s your hardest fight ever?
Mario: Bowser.
Bowser: ... Wow....
Fireball: Seat 3.
Larry: Who’s your favorite Koopaling?
Mario: Lemmy.
Fireball: That’s all for today, folks! See you next time on Fireball’s Interviews.
Mario: Yeah! See ya!
Fireball: End transmission.
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