FIREBALL interviews GOOMBELLA
 
By Fireball

Fireball: Hello, and welcome to my Interview show! We have a great guest today! ‘Cause it’s Goombella.

Mario: Well I guess it’s ok. Its not WOW! This is great!

Fireball: Shut up!

Mario: Gladly.

Luigi: Why do I bother coming?

Fireball: Because I'm great.

Wario: NO! NO! I'm great!

Fireball: Whatever.

Wario: No, it’s not a whatever!

Fireball: Shut up!

Goomba 67: Look, why am I numbered?

Fireball: Maybe it because there are more Goombas than you.

Goomba 908: Yeah, you thing before you talk, 67!

Goomba 67: Whatever.

Wario: No more whatevers!

Fireball: Why?

Wario: It’s stupid.

Fireball: Ok then. Just come in, Goombella.

(Goombella comes in)

Goombella: Hello everyone.

Everyone: ...

Fireball: ...

Koops: ...

Fireball: Koops, get out.

(Koops gets out)

Fireball: First Q (question), why do you like Frankly?

Goombella: What’s wrong with him? I mean, he does talk and talk, but who cares?

Fireball, Luigi, Mario, Wario, Kooper, Pink Boo, and Everyone: We do!

Frankly: I do too!

Fireball: Next Q, what did you major in?

Goombella: Everything!

Fireball: WOW!

Goombella: Cool, huh?

Fireball: No, I just can't believe it’s not butter. Next Q, do you love Mario?

Goombella: Hmmmmmmmmmm... Yeah.

Everyone: Awwwwwwwww.

Fireball: Don't say awwwwwwww no more! I ban it now. Next Q, would you like to be back in a game again?

Goombella: Yeah! I want to be on Mario’s side.

Fireball: Yeah, you sure would. Next Q, do you like Rogueport?

Goombella: It’s bad! I like it when Goombas like me, though.

Fireball: Koopas and Yoshis out there will ask you Q's. Seat 76,890.

Goomba 583745738768275671001257276272275017107691262787591510572727: Would you go out with me?

Goombella: Yes!

Goomba 583745738768275671001257276272275017107691262787591510572727: Sweet!

Fireball: Seat 678.

Yoshi: How can you play baseball if you have no hands?

Goombella: We get invincible gloves.

Fireball: Where?

Goombella: Beats me!

Fireball: Seat you643.

Luigi: Did you like me in the game?

Goombella: No, you lied a bit in your stories. But you’re ok.

Fireball: Seat you hih975.

Mario: Did you like beating up baddies with me?

Goombella: Yes!

Mario: Sweet. We should join each other some time.

Goombella: That would be nice.

Goomba 567: Um... This is an Interview, right?

Fireball: Yes.

Goomba 567: Oh! Thanks.

Fireball: No prob.

Mario: Next seat please.

Fireball: Fine! Seat 970.

Kooper: Do you like me or Koops better?

Goombella: You.

Koops: Why?

Goombella: You’re a wimpy nerd!

Fireball: She’s smart.

Kooper: She sure is.

Fireball: One more Q. Seat 678,435.

Koopa: Do you know every baddie?

Goombella: Yep!

Fireball: Well that’s useful.

Goombella: It is!

Fireball: Well that’s all today, everyone.

Everyone: Awwwwwwwww.

Fireball: I said I ban awwwwwwwwwww's.

Everyone: Sorry!

Fireball: It’s ok.

Everyone: Cool.

Fireball: End transmission!

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