(Drumroll..)
Fireball: And skinny guest...
(Drumroll.)
Fireball: Waluigi!
Wario: Boo!
Luigi: Boo!
Fireball: He can talk ‘cause it’s not Waluigi night anymore.
Mario: That stinks!
Fireball: Sorry, everyone, it’s a tight budget. Even though we’re rich.
Waluigi: Yo fans, it’s me! Waluigi! Your favourite guy! Go me! Yeah!
Fireball: Stop that or else you’ll make everyone go.
Mario: I'm staying.
Fireball: No matter what?
Mario: That’s right.
Fireball: That’s good, Mario.
Mario: I know!
Waluigi: Let’s go! Let’s go!
Fireball: You’re pushy. What’s happening?
Waluigi: I’ve got a friend I have to go to.
Fireball: You liar.
Waluigi: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...rr.
Fireball: Ok, let’s go. Who’s better, Wario or Luigi?
Waluigi: To be honest-
Fireball: Honest? What’s that mean?
Waluigi: Anyway, Wario! Because Luigi is supposed to be my rival. We don't fight.
Fireball: That’s nice. Anyway, did you like it when Mario dressed has you in Paper Mario 2?
Waluigi: Everyone said “Look! The wimp Walugpo!”
Fireball: You mean Waluigi.
Walugpo: No, I mean Walugpo. And don't spell my name like that.
Fireball: Ok, so the first Mario Party game you came into was Mario Party 3. How did you like it?
Waluigi: It was ok being in the third one. I was surprised and I was all confused about everything.
Fireball: What’s your favorite Mario Party game?
Waluigi: 8, because it’s cool and it’s for the Wii.
Fireball: Ok, so what’s with the backwards L? It could be a W.
Waluigi: Yeah, but Wario used it first.
Fireball: Those guys out there in seats time. Seat 0987.
Puni: Why are you skinny?
Waluigi: Because it’s just that way.
Fireball: Seat 76.
Luigi: You like Wario over me, but do you like me or Mario better?
Waluigi: Mario. Sorry.
Luigi: We don't fight much, though.
Waluigi: Look, these guys are looking out for that rival thing.
(Somewhere…)
???: He’s doing fine.
???2: I'm tired of watching him. Turn it off!
???: Ok.
(Back at the Interview…)
Waluigi: It’s off! I like Luigi better!
Luigi: Yeah!
Fireball: Seat ?$98.
Bowser: Would you join my clan?
Waluigi: I sure would!
Bowser: Well you’re not joining! Ha!
Fireball: Seat Yoish89056257523156317.
Red Yoshi: Do you like Yoshis?
Waluigi: No! I can't ride them! They say no!
Fireball: Well now you’re getting a Yoshi whipping.
Waluigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Fireball: Cool!
Alll Yoshi: Yeah!
Fireball: Why not; everyone can beat him up!
Everyone: YEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Fireball: Seat 87*.
Wario: Do you like my games?
Waluigi: Yes.
Fireball: That’s all for today! Don't worry, I'll be back.
Waluigi: Ow! OW!
Fireball: No one’s beating you up.
Waluigi: I'm just getting ready.
Fireball: Ok. Beat him starting... NOW!
(Everyone beats on Waluigi)
Fireball: Well see you all next time on Fireball’s Interviews.
Waluigi: The pain!
Fireball: The what?!
Waluigi: THE PAIN!!!
Fireball: Well now you won't backtalk Yoshis.
Waluigi: I won't!
Fireball: End Transmission.
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