Fireball: Welcome to my cool Fireball’s Interview! With fat guest...
(Drumroll.)
Fireball: Wario!
Luigi: Why Wario?
Fireball: In my last Interview I said I would interview him next.
Luigi: Oh yeah.
Mario: And Fludd was in it!
Fireball: That’s right, Mario.
Mario: Sweet.
Fireball: Wait... Here he comes... The... great... Well... he’s... not... great... Wario.
Wario: Hi everyone! I'm great!
Fireball: Well you’re not the best kind of great.
Wario: Wha?
Fireball: Never mind, ego man.
Wario: Well I do have a good ego.
Waluigi: It’s not bigger than mine!
Wario: You don't talk about yourself. And mine’s huge.
Fireball: NOT WALUIGI!
Waluigi: ...
Fireball: Get out.
Waluigi: Ok.
(So he does.)
Fireball: That’s great. Right Mario?
Mario: That’s right, Fireball.
Fireball: Let’s get started, shall we?
Wario: That shall be a great idea.
Fireball: Indeed.
Wario: Super.
Fireball: You bet.
Wario: 5 coins.
Luigi: Stop it!
Fireball: Ok frist Q (question). What’s with the name?
Wario: I picked it out myself, like it?
Fireball: I guess... Next Q, what’s your favorite game you’ve been in?
Wario: Well I liked being in Paper Mario 2...
Fireball: That was Mario in your overalls and hat.
Wario: Well I know, I'm- WHA?
Fireball: It’s ok.
Wario: Ok, then all my video games.
Fireball: Like you have many.
Wario: What?
Fireball: Nothing! Next Q. Do you mind Luigi?
Wario: Not really, he’s just a guy who sits there wetting himself.
Luigi: I don't wet myself.
Mario: He’s right.
Fireball: Ok. Next Q. Why do you dress like Mario only in different colors and a different hat?
Wario: Well it was my idea. I made it up first, ‘cause the great Wario is super.
Mario: I made it up first.
Fireball: Next Q. Where’s Goodstyle from your DS game, Wario: Master of Disguise?
Wario: He’s in my house. He sure loves it in there.
Fireball: Let’s ask the weirdoes out there, shall we? Seat 678.
Kooper: What’s with your fat?
Wario: The great Wario is not fat... You’re just jealous.
Fireball: Seat 09X.
Yoish: Could you beat Mario?
Wario: Why of course.
Yoshi: Yoshi don't believe you.
(Wario and Mario fight, and Mario wins.)
Wario: Grrrrrrrrrrr!
Fireball: Seat do do do do do do 9.
Noki: Can you swim?
Wario: Yes, my fat keeps me up. But I don't have fat? Hmmmmmm?
Fireball: Seat oh my DAD it’s not Waluigi.
Waluigi: ...
Fireball: When I say out, stay out.
Waluigi: Ok.
(So he goes out like he’s told)
Fireball: Seat 789.
Red Yoshi: Do you like Yoshis?
Wario: Well you are pigs... I don't know, I mean I kinda do. I can't ride them. I'm too fat. But I'm not fat? Hmmmmmmmmm?
Fireball: What did you just say... We Yoshis are pigs?
Wario: Yeah... What... You’re a Yoshi...
Fireball: We shall beat you up later. Seat yuiyui poi87.
Luigi: Can you make cookies in one minute?
Wario: Yes.
(Wario makes cookies in 1 minute.)
Fireball: Yum! But you’re still going to get hurt. GET HIM, BOYS!
(Yoshis beat on Wario)
Fireball: End transmission.
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