Fireball: Welcome to Fireball's Interview! With surprise guest... Jr. Troopa!
Mario: But thats not a surprise. Anyone can-a beat him up, and I mean-a anyone.
Fireball: Well sorry! It's the best I could find.
Wario: But the great Wario is right here.
Fireball: I'll do you next time.
Wario: Yes! This is even better that when I went on Plit Idol.
(Flashback)
Wario: (singing super bad) And I WANT YOU TO COME TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Bowser: That was so bad I was going to get a game over.
Wario: YES!
(End of Flashback)
Fireball: But that's bad.
Wario: You were not even there, so ha!
Fireball: Ever hear of TV?
Wario: ... What's that?
Fireball: You are not smart, sooooooo, ya!
Wario: Really.
Fireball: Yes.
Wario: Well fine then.
Fireball: Ok then.
Luigi: Stop it and interview please, this is not funny.
Goomba: I think it is.
Fireball: He's right, he is a nerd.
Nerdy Goomba: No, I am just smart. *snort*
Fireball: Ok, here's Jr. Troopa.
Jr. Troopa: Yo fans.
Mario: Is he talking to me? IS HE TALKING TO ME?!
Fireball: No.
Mario: Okey-a dokey.
Fireball: Let's go, first Q (Question. Did you like your part in Paper Mario?
Jr. Troopa: Could you say that again?
Fireball: Did you like your part in Paper Mario?
Jr. Troopa: No, it's bad! Mario kicks me so much when the camera is off.
Fireball: That's great! Right Mario?
Mario: That's right, Fireball.
Fireball: Next Q, what's with the funny shell on you?
Jr. Troopa: Simple. When I was born it was on my head and it felt so warm. When I took it off it was cold like in Chapter 7 of Paper Mario. It was not warm so I spit on... Luigi.
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Luigi: ...
Fireball: I see. That's great! Right Mario?
Mario: That's right, Fireball.
Fireball: Next Q. Do you like eggs?
Wario: I do!
Fireball: Shut up!
Wario: Ok.
Jr. Troopa: Yes, I love them 'cause I live in one and that's just great!
Fireball: That's great! Right Mario?
Mario: That's right, Fireball.
Fireball: Yeah, now next Q. Would you like to be in Mario Party 9?
Jr. Troopa: Yes! I sure would! Beating on Mario in a mini-game...
Fireball: That's great! Right Mario.
Mario: That's right, Fireball.
Luigi: You guys stop it!
Fireball: No.
Mario: Yeah, what he said.
Fireball: Next Q. Who can you beat?
Jr. Troopa: Not Mario...
Mario: Laugh out loud!
Fireball: You can just say LOL.
Mario: Oh... LOL!
Jr. Troopa: My toughest was a Koopa.
Fireball: Loser! That's great! Right Mario?
Mario: That's right, Fireball. And if they backtalk you whip them with your belt.
Fireball: That sounds wrong.
Mario: Backtalking me, boy?
Fireball: Here's a coin, do something.
Mario: Thank you!
Fireball: Yeah. Let's ask the strange Koopas and Goombas and Marios and them, shall we? Seat stop that 67.
Wario: Can you get any bigger than me, the great super guy Wario!
Jr.Troopa: With my rod I can.
Wario: No you can't! You can only use it for your spike flying and magic stuff.
Jr. Troopa: Shut up!
Fireball: Seat 7,980,663.
Roy: If you could be strong like me... Wow, I look strong...
Jr.Troopa: Go on.
Roy: Who would you beat up?
Jr. Troopa: That's stupid! Wario, Mario, you, Nerdy Goomba, Fireball, Koops, Koopa, Kooper, Yoshi, Waluigi, and Luigi!
Roy: You are a wimp!
Fireball: You sure are, Jr. You sure are.
Jr. Troopa: ...
Fireball: Seat not Waluigi 7.
Waluigi: Well I-
Fireball: I said not Waluigi!
Luigi: Can you fly to Bowser's castle and back?
Jr.Troopa: Watch and see, and here I go.
2 hours later...
Jr.Troopa: I'm back.
Luigi: You sure fly slow.
Fireball: You sure do, Jr.You sure do. Seat Not Waluigi.
Waluigi: Well ok, now-
Fireball: NOT WALUIGI!
Pink Boo: Can you dance better than me?
Jr. Troopa: Yeah.
Pink Boo: Dance starting... NOW!
1 minute later...
Fireball: Pink Boo wins.
Jr. Troopa: *pant pant pant pant pant pant pant pant* W.
Fireball: W? That's a new word. Cool! W!
Jr. Troopa: It's a *pant* letter.
Fireball: Sure it is. Sure.
Jr. Troopa: Go on, pick a *pant* seat... *pant*
Fireball: Seat aka not Waluigi n90.
Waluigi: Well ok. Is it-
Fireball: Not Waluigi!
Larry: Did you make the rod?
Jr. Troopa: No. A man in a white coat gave it to me.
Fludd: A man in a white coat?
Fireball: Get out of here!
Fludd: I have no legs.
Fireball: Ok then. Well that's all for Fireball's Interviews. No need to worry, I'll be back next week. So long!
Mario: Yeah!
Fireball: End transmission.
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