P.T.: Spike! Interview!
Spike: Not now, it’s the one day of the month that I don’t feel sluggish, so I’m gonna go see Meet the Spartans. Later.
(Spike leaves.)
P.T.: Aww, I wanted to see that. Mii T.! Interview!
Mii T.: Fine, but since you drag me into your subplots, I’m dragging you into this Interview!
P.T.: Aww, I didn’t want to interview! Just for that, Punchy has to come too!
Punchy: Um, I think I’ll interview spiritually.
P.T.: It has “Interview” in it, so I’m okay with it.
Everyone but P.T. and Punchy: …
(Soon…)
P.T.: Today we interview a mole. How are you?
(A Goomba with a hideous mole on its cheek is seen next to P.T. and Mii T.)
Goomba: I named it Freddie.
Mii T.: P.T., did I ever tell you you’re an idiot?
P.T.: Who are you again?
Mii T.: …
P.T.: So Freddie, how are you?
“Freddie”: …
P.T.: Yeah, I’ve been there.
Mii T.: Okay, get the real interviewee now!
(The Goomba with the mole is then killed with an electric orb. A cannon with Undergrunt Gunner rolls in.)
P.T.: So mole, are you related to Major Burrows?
Undergrunt Gunner: He’s my big brother.
Mii T.: How do you have multiple cannons placed around the galaxies?
Undergrunt Gunner: Well the first one, in the Gold Leaf Galaxy, was the original. I salvaged the parts into a new, electrical cannon and relocated to the Toy Time Galaxy for target practice. Then when it blew up again, I built a new bubble one and decided to have living target practice in the Deep Dark Galaxy. Boy did that fail.
Mii T.: Then where is this one from?
Undergrunt Gunner: Mail order.
P.T.: Which of the galaxies was the most fun to wreck?
Undergrunt Gunner: Well bees are not fond of water so it was fun to squirt at them, but they have a big area to move around in. So I’d have to say the Deep Dark Galaxy.
Mii T.: Have you ever had a fire cannon?
Undergrunt Gunner: Nah.
P.T.: How does your helmet change color when you’re mad?
Undergrunt Gunner: It’s a mood helmet.
P.T.: Time for EXTREME AUDIENCE QUESTIONS!
Mii T.: Dare I ask why you added “Extreme”?
P.T.: Seat WRESTLER!
Nacho: -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
(His seat explodes.)
Mii T.: 0_0
P.T.: Seat HOWONPLITDIDYOUFITINTHISTHEATERLETALONEYOURCHAIR!
Megaleg (operated by Bowser Jr): You work for my dad, right?
Undergrunt Gunner: No.
(Megaleg explodes, then when Bowser lands in his chair, it explodes.)
Mii T.: WHY ARE ALL THE SEATS BLOWING UP?!
P.T.: Did I not say extreme audience questions?
Mii T.: YOU’RE INSANE!
P.T.: Your face is insane. Seat EVILFROG.
Wart: I herd you liek mudkipz.
(Undergrunt Gunner shoots Wart.)
Wart: Ha! I fear no bubbles!
Mii T.: Are you colorblind? That’s the electric cannon!
(An electric ball shocks Wart. He’s severely beaten if not dead.)
Mii T.: Morbid.
(Then his seat explodes.)
Mii T.: If he wasn’t dead before, now he has to be. Um, seat IHADANAPPEARANCEINMARIOPINBALL.
Koopatrol: Why are you blue?
Undergrunt Gunner: Fur dye.
(The Koopatrol’s seat explodes.)
Mii T.: Run while you still can!
(Everyone else leaves the house.)
Mii T.: End Transmission!
P.T.: Hey!
(Transmission Ended.)
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