Fireball: Hello, and welcome to my Interview, losers.
Mario: I'm a loser.
Fireball: Yes, of course you are.
Mario: Is that a good thing?
Fireball: Yes, Mario, it is.
Mario: Yes!
Fireball: My interviewee is a really wimp, so don't clap for wimps ,wimpy Koops.
Koops: I am not a wimp.
Fireball: You have to be.
Koops: Why?
Fireball: ‘Cause you are one.
Koops: That’s not nice.
Fireball: You’re my first interviewee. Did you think I was going to be nice?
Koops: Yes.
Fireball: Well think again, you nerd!
Koops: E=mc2.
Fireball:?
Koops: It does.
Fireball: After the show you’re gonna get a nerd whipping!
Koops: NO! *snort*
Fireball: And nerds snort too!
Koops :Can we just get on with it?
Fireball: No! I have a lot of stupid things to do.
Koops: How much left?
Fireball: You should know, nerd!
Koops: I don't have the list to see! And what we’re doing is stupid!
Fireball: I’ve got to write that... Done.
Mario: Hi!
Fireball: Here’s your coin, Mario!
Mario: Yippee!
(Fireball gives Mario the coin.)
Koops: Did you pay him to say that?
Fireball: Yes, it’s in my stupid list... and that’s all. First question! Did you like hanging with Mario?
Koops: With Mario... It was like hanging with a bully. He would always punch me and say-
(Mario punches Koops.)
Mario: You’re a nerd! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...haha...hahaha...ha...ha.
(Fireball throws Mario out.)
Mario: Bye!
Fireball: Now that he’s gone, next Q...
Koops: Q?
Fireball: Ya, Q. Q equals question.
Koops: Oh. I see now.
Fireball: Anyhow, is Kooper related to you?
Koops: Maybe...
Fireball: Fine, don't tell. Next Q... Are you a nerd?
Koops: No!
Fireball: You said yes. Ok then.
Koops: I said... Oh, what’s the use talking to you?
Fireball: Yes, I know you’re a nerd.
Koops: ...
Fireball: OH NO!
Koops: What?
Fireball: We missed a stupid thing on the list.
Koops: What is it?
Fireball: You’ll see. Luigi!
Luigi: Yes sir!
Fireball: Now!
Luigi: Now what?
Fireball: The stupid thing.
Luigi: Oh. Now move, move, move!
(Two Koopas come with a suitcase.)
Luigi: Thanks, now go.
(They go out as Luigi told them Luigi gives the suitcase to Fireball.)
Fireball: Good work, Luigi!
Luigi: Yes sir!
(Fireball opens the suitcase.)
Koops: ?
(There’s a tape recorder inside.)
Fireball: Listen.
Fireball’s Voice: Yo.
Koops :...
Fireball: I know it’s stupid cool.
Koops: That was so STUPID!
Fireball: Stupid cool.
Koops: This is supposed to be an Interview.
Fireball: You’re right, nerd...
Koops: Thanks.
Fireball: Next Q, would you like to be in a game? If yes, why?
Koops: No way, ‘cause Mario would punch me and punch me and say-
(Mario punches Koops)
Mario: Ha! You’re a nerd!
Fireball: Next Q, what’s with your girlfriend? You don’t kiss…
Koops: That’s not true... Yeah, you’re right. ‘Cause it’s not time.
Firebal: You need help.
Koops: Will you!
Fireball: No.
Koops: Thanks.
Fireball: No prob, nerd. Anyway, let’s ask the audience. Seat 234.
Wario: Do I look fat in shorts?
Fireball: Everyone knows the answer to that, and it’s for Koops.
Wario: Oh, then I don't have one.
(Fireball checks the stupid list.)
Fireball: Seat 7,940.
Waluigi: Why do you have a band aid on your cheek?
Koops: Someone beat me up and this new one is from Mario punching me and saying... Oh, I thought he would come. Anywho, saying I’m a nerd.
Waluigi :Thanks... but why is it seat 7,940 if I'm in the front row?
Fireball: I did that.
Waluigi: Why?
Fireball: ‘Cause it’s cool. Not like you, nerd. And Wario, you are fat, you know.
Wario: I thought I looked skinny.
Fireball: ... Next, in seat 47.
Larry: Can you do your handstand now?
Koops: Ok.
(Koops does a handstand, then a flip handstand again and stops.)
Larry: Thanks.
Koops: No prob.
Fireball: Seat 5,674..
Goomba 3: Can you see without glasses? Even though you don’t wear any.
Koops: Kinda... I mean yes! Yes!
Fireball: How shameful. Seat 5,674.
Goomba 3: You just went to me.
Fireball: Oh. Seat 10.
Mario: What’s you favorite game?!
Koops: Paper Mario 2.
Mario: Yeah, I like that one too.
Fireball: Well its time to end the show, so don't forget the nerd whipping, and come back next week and I will interview Jr. Troopa.
Koops: I've got to get out of here...
Fireball, Wario, Waluigi, Larry, Luigi, Koopa, Koopa 2, Goomba, Koopa 3, Mario, Ludwig, Koopa 4, Goomba 2, Yoshi, Koopa 5, and Koopa 6... and Koopa 7 beat on Koops the nerd.
Fireball: End *punch pow kapow* Transmission.
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