Lemmybot: Hello, and welcome to Lemmy’s Interview Show!

(Lemmybot explodes.)

Black Yoshi: Thank you. Today I interview Iggy Koopa!

Audience: Boo!

Black Yoshi: … Anyways, why are you so nerdy?

Lemmy: …

Black Yoshi: You don’t want me to call security on you, do I?

(Stewie Griffin appears behind Black Yoshi.)

Iggy: Okay! Every family needs a nerd. Don’t you ever watch Drake & Josh?

Black Yoshi: You watch waaaay too much television… Anyways, next question: Why did you wear those glasses in SMW?

Iggy: I did it to scare MARIO by acting crazy. I saw it on Ned’s Declassified.

Black Yoshi: Okay! Let’s do audience questions before I get scarred for life.

Life: I resent that!

(Stewie shoots LIFE with a ray gun, which blows up half the audience instead.)

Life: HA! Missed me!

Black Yoshi: All right. Seat-

Life: What is your weakness?

Iggy: Being made fun of, which causes me to go into a fetal position; then being jumped on.

Stewie: Black, if you need me, I’ll be in the other room writing a list of insults.

Black Yoshi: We don’t have another room…

(Dun dun dun!)

Life: What was that?

(Dun dun dun!)

Iggy: There it goes again!

(Stewie goes outside.)

Black Yoshi: What is that voice?

Life: Where’s Stewie?

*Boom*

(Ouch…)

*Boom!*

*silence*

Black Yoshi: You didn’t have to kill it…

Life: Back to audience questions!

Stewie: You’re still the audience…

Life: Black, can we talk after the Interview?

Black Koopa: Fine. Seat 7.

Toadie: Why aren’t we in games anymore?

Iggy: I’LL NEVER TELL!

*sound of gun cocking*

Iggy: Okay, I’ll talk! The thing is, when Bowser grew up, he thought you were useless and ordered Kamek to fire you.

Black Yoshi: I see his point… Whatever, seat 67!

Moronic Salesman: Will you endorse Iggy-Os?

Iggy: Yes!

Black Yoshi: No! Stewie!

(Stewie drags the salesman outside, and screams are heard.)

Black Yoshi: Let’s just ignore the creepy voice! Seat 0!

Goomba: What’s the point of having a spiked shell if Mario can jump on your head?

Iggy: Bowser is too cheap to give us better armor. If I try to ask he says “dfjdcjkghvcjghbfl;cghlvhjgkl;hfdghjgl;fjho;fdhl!”

Black Yoshi: All right! Well, I need to talk to life about whatever, so you people do whatever!

Stewie: I’ve done it! I killed Lois! End Transmission!

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