Scardy Boo: Welcome to my first Interview, Bowser.

Random Goomba: Boo.

(Scardy Boo screams like a little girl and goes through the roof.)

Scardy Boo: So Bowser, how did you get your fire breath?

Bowser: I drank lava.

dean: BOO!

(Scardy Boo screams so hard he shoots off to the moon and back.)

Scardy Boo: Now how do you jump so high?

Bowser: I'm heavy-

Scardy: Fatty...

Bowser: HEY!

(He fries Scardy.)

Bowser: So I use Magic!

Scardy: Ow. Audience, save the Interview... Seat 1.

Purple People-Eater: Why haven’t we seen your parents?

Bowser: They’re dead.

Scardy: Seat 7.

Piranha Plant: How did they die?

Bowser: I ate my dad-

Koopa: Cannibal!

(That Koopa becomes toast, thanks to Bowser.)

Bowser: -and locked my mom in the freezer.

Scardy: Seat 100!

Dimentio: How did you get so fat?

Bowser: It's not fat, it's muscle.

Audience: FATTY, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Bowser: DIE!!!

(Bowser begins killing audience members.)

Scardy Boo: END TRANSMISSION BEFORE HE KILLS US AL-

Transmission Ended

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