(Anti Dude is standing in his Interview studio.)

Lemmy: What about you being abducted by Shroobs?

Anti Dude: Er... Plothole? I blame the author. He's probably being lazy.

Me: Hmmph.

Anti Dude: Aaaaaaanyway, let's interview someone.

Lemmy: You do that. I need to bug P.T. Piranha.

Anti Dude: Riiiiiiiiight. Attention everyone!

(Everyone appears.)

Anti Dude: This Interview has to be EXTRA good so we can be on the cover of Interviewers Weekly.

(Anti Dude holds up a magazine with an image of Dark Koopa on it.)

Anti Dude: Do your best. Baron von Bone, you are the most smartestest, so you can interview. I'm off to do some secret thing.

Baron von Bone: Hello! Welcome to Anti Dude's Interview Show! Today we will interview all the Pixls!

(Thoreau, Boomer, Slim, Thudley, Carrie, Fleep, Cudge, Dottie, Barry, Dashell, Piccolo, and Tiptron float onstage.)

Baron von Bone: First question: Do Pixls need oxygen? In SPM you floated without a helmet or anything.

Dashell: No. Nope. Zero. Nada. Zilch. Nah. Nuh-uh.

Baron von Bone: Are there any other Pixls besides you?

Thudley: Yeah. Over 1,500. By the way, you only got around 10 girth points.

Meanwhile...

(Anti Dude and Phil are having a lightsaber battle backstage.)

Anti Dude: You cannot win, young Sasketchewan!

Phil: I know your weakness!

(Phil pulls out a packet of sugar.)

Anti Dude: No! Not that!

Back at the Interview...

Baron von Bone: Is Breadward real? Mimi mentions him during a bribe.

Boomer: Man, course he is! He's my homie!

Baron von Bone: Were you guys any of the first twelve Pixls?

Tiptron: Boomer, Thoreau, Piccolo, Breadward, Dashell, Barry, and Carrie were.

Baron von Bone: What does Breadward look like and do?

Tiptron: If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

Baron von Bone: Ha! I'm already dead!

Tiptron: Too bad.

(CENSORED)

(Baron von Bone is in a wheelchair.)

Meanwhile...

(Phil pours the sugar down Anti Dude's throat. Anti Dude's eyes grow large and he gets a smile on his face.)

Anti Dude: WOOHOOSUGARWHEEE!!!ILIKETOASTDOYOULIKETOASTCUZILIKETOASTWHEEEEE!!!

(He runs onstage and starts making faces at the camera. Then he)

(CENSORED)

(Anti Dude is tied up in chains.)

Roy: We won't be in Interviewers Weekly, that's for sure.

Anti Dude: PHIL!!!!

(Anti Dude gets fire in his eyes. Do I need to explain what happens next?)

(End Transmission!)

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