G.G: Ah, what a nice day. Nice sky, peaceful morning, nothing can-
(Frankie suddenly enters the studio.)
G.G: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THE PIANTA SYNDICATE!
Koopa 13: Oh no! We're sure to be in a pickle.
Chompy: *gulp*
Frankie: All right you lugs, where is my moola?
G.G: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh... We don’t know what you're talking about.
Frankie: Don’t try to hide it, you owes me da money.
Koopa 13: Money? How could you say that? This is…
Frankie: All right, boys, search da place.
(The Pianta minions open a closet and reveal it is full of money.)
Koopa 13: *chuckle* Must have forgot to tell you.
Pianta Minion: He short, boss.
Frankie: You short, G.G. Dat no good. I know you hiding da rest.
G.G: Come on, Frankie, that’s all I got, really.
Frankie: Is dat so? All right, boys, we're taking dis bloke out back.
(The Pianta minions pick up G.G. and carry him out back.)
G.G: I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT!
Koopa 13: WAIT! If you take him we won’t have an Interview crew.
Lemmy: Better him then us.
Chompy: True that.
Lemmy: Now that that’s over, you have to do your Interview with-
Mr. L: The green thunder, MR. L!!!
Koopa 13: Hey, did we already interview you?
Mr. L: The Green Thunder never does Interviews, it would reveal my secret Identity.
Koopa 13: And probably it would make no difference.
Mr. L: So says you, now interview me.
Lemmy: Didn’t you just say you never do Interviews?
Mr. L: The Green Thunder changes his mind, do it now.
Koopa 13: All right, old dude. How did you build that robot?
Mr. L: You mean Brobot, the robot with an even cooler name than robot?
Chompy: Uh huh.
Mr. L: The Green Thunder is not only good at fighting but also at building things.
Chompy: I say, old bean, what other kind of things have you made?
Mr. L: Well, Chain Chomp that suddenly learned to talk, I have created this cool costume of mine and also this beam cannon.
Lemmy: You mean a laser?
Mr. L: It’s not a laser, it’s a beam cannon. I'm A FIRIN MAH LAZAR!
(He shoots his laser and blows up half the audience.)
Koopa 13: ... YOU!
MEANWHILE...
Frankie: All right, it’s time you tell me where da money is.
G.G: I don’t know what you're talking about.
Frankie: Ok, boys, let's rub dis roob into talking.
G.G: You’ll never make me talk, NEVER!!!
(A Pianta minion puts a TV in front of G.G.)
TV: We now return to 4 Kids TV.
G.G: NO!
Back in the studio...
Koopa 13: Do you happen to know Luigi?
Mr.L: No, but he sounds like a nerdy guy who deserves a Green Thunder beating.
Mario: And people think I'm stupid?
Dr. Mario: You are.
Mario: I agree.
Chompy: Tell me, jolly old green bean, why did you join Count Beck?
Mr.L :Well I woke up one day in his castle and an ugly blue chick told me to work for him, and I become his loyal green servant.
Lemmy: Ok, I have a question of my own. If you are as cool as you claim to be, why do you work for others?
Mr. L:Well I needed someone to help me start my Green Thunder franchise, such as Green Thunder T-shirts, toys, and I'M A-FIRIN MAH LAZAR!
(He blows up another half of the audience.)
Koopa 13: Stop or you’ll put us out of business.
Mr. L: The Green Thunder says no.
Mmeanwhile...
Frankie: All right, you wanna start talking?
G.G: I’ll never tell, not all the bad English dubs in the world can make me squeal.
Frankie: I guess it’s time for step two, den.
(Ganon appears.)
Ganon: Your face your face your face your face your face your face…
G.G: Ugh.
Back at the studio...
Koopa 13: How did you those Shroom Shakes appear when you attempted to heal yourself?
Mr. L: I brought an entire bag of them with me just in case I ever needed them, you know, just in case a plumber, a princess, and a Koopa king attempted to beat me.
Koopa 13: But wouldn’t the shopkeeper recognize you as evil and not sell them to you?
Mr. L: He confused me with some green plumber guy or someone, said he was a part of my fan club and gave me a discount.
Chompy: Well then, old chum, what do you think of your comrades?
Mr. L: LOSERS!!!
Meanwhile...
Ganon: -your face your face your face…
G.G: I'm still not talking.
Frankie: Well I didn’t want to have to resort to dis, but you forced me to.
Wendy: Hi.
G.G: Ok! The rest is under the sink in our mansion!
Back at the studio...
Lemmy: Go to the audience before he fires his laser again.
Koopa 13: Seat 90.
Goomba: What are you doin' nowadays?
Mr. L: I have been having a lot of blackouts lately, so I keep waking up in that red guy's basement.
Chompy: Seat 2.
Luma: How did you get into outer space and find Mario?
Mr. L: I used the Dark Prognosticus to track the red guy and his friends into space, then I used Brobot to fly to the Whoa Zone.
Chompy: Seat 56.
Sonic: Sonic's the name, speed's my game.
Koopa 13: Well if speed's your game, you'd better do it outside where there is far more room for you to run.
Sonic: NO!
Mario: Hey, wanna race?
(Sonic chases after him but he ends up falling to the ground because his feet have been tied up.)
Sonic: Ow.
Mario: I'm over here.
Mr. L: I cant believe I got beat by that guy.
Chompy: Seat 78.
Hammer Bro: How did you come up with a name like Mr. L?
Mr. L: I don’t know, it just came to me. I thought it sounded pretty cool.
Chompy: Last, seat 67.
Koopa: How did it feel to die at the hands of Dimentio?
Mr. L: What are you talking about? He may have tried to kill me, but the Green Thunder never dies.
(A stagelight falls on his head.)
Mr. L: I died.
(He faints and turns back into Luigi.)
Luigi: Luigi Luigi! Oh yeah oh yeah!
Koopa 13: ... Well I guess that’s over.
(G.G. is thrown onstage.)
G.G: Oh great. First I get tortured by Piantas, then they take all our money.
Chompy: Say what?
G.G: Sorry guys, they took it, all of our money and the mansion.
Koopa 13: WHAT?! But now we are nothing more than poor paupers.
G.G: Well I guess we'll have to start living with Lemmy again.
Lemmy: Oh no, I just got over cleaning up the explosion you made in my room.
(G.G. pulls a lever and a TV appears.)
TV: Kirby Kirby Kirby that’s a name you should know…
Lemmy: All right, come on, let's go...
G.G: Yay! A happy ending. END TRANSMISSION.
Meanwhile...
Ganon: -your face your face your face your face…
Magikoopa: Dude, it’s over, you can leave now.
Ganon: YOU HAVENT SEEN THE LAST OF ME!!!
(Ganon explodes in a random rage.)
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