Anti Dude: Woohoo! I'm prepared for today's Interview!
(Everyone claps.)
Anti Dude: Darn that narrator! Show yourself!
(Fine, fine. A Post-it with a piece of tape and the word "narrator" written on it floats down.
Anti Dude: You're a Post-it?
(Yes, yes.)
Anti Dude: Errr... Today we are interviewing the Cragnon. I don't want to do this, so someone else can.
(Everyone looks around.)
Roy: Huh... We have one, two, three, four, five, six, eight people. Eight people.
Anti Dude: I knew that.
Roy: It was an audience recap. They are Anti Dude, Bo, Roy, Baron von Bone, Ninjed, Aurora, Phil, and the Guy in the Cloak.
Anti Dude: What audience? Or do you mean...
(Anti Dude points in the direction of your computer screen.)
Anti Dude: We need more people! And you forgot the narrator and my new pet Chain Chomp, Rufus.
(Anti Dude puts up a help wanted sign. Millions of people swarm around the door.)
Anti Dude: You, you, you, and you.
(A Bandit wearing a business suit, a Shroob Rex, Bee Mario, and a Hungry Luma walk in.)
Anti Dude: An official character! We can't have that!
(Anti Dude shoves Bee Mario into a cloning machine and makes eight clones.)
Anti Dude: Keep seven. Bee Mario 8 will stay with me.
Roy: Interview time!
(Anti Dude shoves out the Shroob Rex.)
Shroob Rex: My name is Shrexy! Where's ihe Interviewee!
Cragnon: Here!
Shrexy: First question! How do you make computers out of rocks!
Anti Dude: Oh, great. Anuther gui who dosen't youse cerrect pucntuashin?
Cragnon: We use a special kind of computerized rock, brah.
Shrexy: Cool! Why do you say brah so much!
Cragnon: We use it as uh or um in Cragnien language.
Shrexy: Cragien language! What's that!
Cragnon: Cragish. Crag ugh g crah. That was Craglish for thanks for asking.
Shrexy: Why did you have computers before everyone else!
Cragnon: In the beginning of time, we had technology that Plit doesn't have now. We get less advanced as our species ages.
Shrexy: Interesting! Audience questions! Seat SUNNYSIDEUP!
Sunnycide: (What animal are those skins from?)
Cragnon: They're on to us! Run away!
(He runs off. A diffrent Cragnon with a purple raccoon tail comes in.)
Shrexy: Sorry there!
Cragnon: It okay.
Shrexy: Seat EHWHATSUPDOC!
Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up, doc?
Anti Dude: Looney Tunes character! DIE!
(He tackles Bugs.)
Shrexy: Seat COWARDLYWEAKLING!
Commander Shroob: (Are there Cragnons with hair?)
Cragnon: No.
Shrexy: What's with all the Shroobs in the audience! I deserted you for a life of happiness!
Shroob: (Not for long!)
(The Shroobs suck up everyone in the studio and a pickle into a mothership.)
Anti Dude: Nooo!!!
(End Transmission!)
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