White Yoshi Kid: Hello, and welcome to-
Lemmy: Lemmy’s Interview Show!
Writer: As you have probably noticed, there are tracks winding throughout the studio. Why this is, I have no idea,
(Cut to Professor Oak’s Lab on Pokémon Island.)
Prof. Oak: Todd, I have made a great discovery.
Todd: What?
Prof. Oak: There are other dimensions throughout this world, and I have found a link to them! Your job is to take pictures of those dimensions in addition to our own. I will update the Pokémon Report so that it will record these as well.
Todd: Yes!
(Cut to studio.)
Ludwig: And now we are aware.
WYK: Oh, just so you know, Karma and Ludwig are now part of my interviewing group. This time I will not go Zelda crazy.
Navi: Yeah, right!
WYK: Be quiet! It’s your fault!
Navi: What’s my fault?
WYK: Never mind. I actually went a little more overboard and hired 16 more people and made it 20. They will show up randomly throughout the Interview.
Writer: We’re counting ourselves as one because we originated from the same point.
Lemmy: That’s too many people. By the way, I’m included in the cast.
(WYK gives Lemmy a look.)
Lemmy: Never mind.
WYK: Today I interview Larry, my second least favorite of the Koopalings.
Larry: You can’t blackmail me, I know your dark secret, the secret that involves your entire cast!
(WYK is holding the Memory Snatcher behind his back.)
WYK: What was that?
Larry: You are Ludwig von Koopa’s so-
(WYK activates the Memory Snatcher.)
Larry: What was I going to say?
Jojora: Just do the Interview!
WYK: All right. Why does your hair stand up like that?
Larry: Genetics.
WYK: I can do what I did with Roy to you.
Larry: Excessive amounts of hair gel.
Lemmy: It’s nothing to be ashamed of.
Iggy: We do it too.
Tutankoopa: That was the writer that did that.
WYK: As I said, we come from the same origin, so we technically are the same person.
Tutankoopa: He’s a Human. You’re a Yoshi. Does that sound like the same person?
Writer: A bunch of Chain Chomps entered the studio and attacked Tutankoopa.
Tutankoopa: Aiiii!
WYK: How skilled are you at spying?
Larry: I am so good, I know that your Human counterpart is supposed to be doing an assignment right now.
Writer: It’s not due till the end of the term!
Larry: But you should be doing it now.
Writer: Grrrrrr.
(Writer begins to work on the assignment. Everybody else goes to sleep. Over a day later, the writer returns.)
Writer: I’m back.
Larry: Back from what?
(Writer sighs exasperatedly.)
WYK: Where did you get your interest in spying?
Larry: It started when I had just learned how to speak fluently.
Flashback...
(Larry is sitting somewhere playing. Bowser is close but doesn’t notice him.)
Bowser: There, I can give Clawdia the birthday card I gave her last year, by carefully covering it up.
(Larry makes himself noticed.)
Larry: Aha!
Bowser: Larry, what are you doing?
Larry: I’ve caught you red-handed, now I’d like something in return so that I won’t tell.
Bowser: This is blackmail!
Larry: Wow, there’s a word for it? Awesome!
Bowser: Fine! I’ll increase your allowance by a couple coins.
Larry: Are you sure I shouldn’t get more?
Bowser: Don’t push it, Cheatsy.
Larry: Yeah, “Cheatsy”. That’s a very good nickname…
End Flashback...
Clawdia: Well, well, well!
Bowser: Um, I can explain.
Clawdia: Start explaining.
Bowser: Cheatsy! You are so getting punished after this Interview.
Cheats…I mean Larry: Awwwww!
WYK: I was going to ask how you got your nickname, but I got my answer. Anyway, why is your head green in the cartoons?
Larry: The same reason King Dad is that color and has no hair, and that Lemmy only has a few strands of hair and isn’t riding a ball.
Larry and everyone in cast: It would be easier to draw.
Lemmy: I can go without a ball for a while, watch.
(Lemmy gets off his ball, walks 5 steps, and trips over his own foot.)
Lemmy: Then again, perhaps not.
Larry: Do you have any more questions for me?
WYK: No. It’s time for audience questions, Seat 7,869.
Grover: Hello there. It is your furry-
WYK: Yeah, yeah. Skip the self introduction and ask your question.
Grover: All right. Which of your siblings is your favorite and why?
Larry: Probably Iggy. I like Lemmy and Iggy, but Iggy has treated me better ever since the Koopa Twins split up.
Karma: Shall I eliminate Grover?
Writer and WYK: No.
Larry: It’s because they watch Sesame Street™.
(A lot of people laugh.)
Writer: Seat 8,388.
Morton: Wedding Cake!
Mario: Cheese!
Ludwig: Chocolate!
Roy: Violence!
Larry: Blackmail!
Lemmy: Fun!
Grover: -lovable pal, Grover.
(Everybody attacks Grover and ends his game. Cut to the Underwhere. Grover wakes up after being healed from the fountain. He sees 2 D-Men.)
Grover: Hello there, it-
D-men: Aaaa! It’s a monster! Attack it!
Grover: Waaaaah!
(They beat up Grover.)
Writer: Well, that shaved away a couple minutes of our time.
WYK: Seat 8,984.
Bowser: You’re still in trouble, Cheatsy.
Writer: Seat 832.
Roy: Why’d you ask him where he got his interest and not me?
Larry: The first thing he did when he could crawl was punch Lemmy. Then he enticed Ludwig to do it.
Ludwig: My name has been sort of cleared. Now, this is an Interview about you. We already did one on Roy.
Roy: Yeah, I did not like that.
Ludwig: Seat 4,746.
X-Naut: Where’d you get your spying equipment?
Larry: I went to Earth and stole it from the CIA.
WYK: You are aware that’s a criminal offense, right.
Larry: Yeah, but what are they going to do?
(The CIA comes in and takes Larry in for questioning.)
Writer: Now to end this on a good note. Roy, who would win in a physical fight, you or Karma?
Roy: Definitely me, Karma is too weak to be competition.
(Karma beats up Roy.)
Roy: I despise you.
Lemmy: Well, that was an odd Interview. See you next time for Lemmy’s Interview Show.
Jojora: End Transmission!
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