Roy: Welcome to the, um, Interviews. Today we will interview Dimentio.

Anti Dude: DIMENTIOOMYGOSHILOVEDIMENTIOHEISTEHAWESOMENESS!

(Anti Dude smiles so wide that he freezes and falls over.)

Bo: YOU KILLED HIM! HE DIED OF HAPPINESS!

Roy: NUH UH!

(Roy pushes Bo onto the stage. Everyone is staring at him.)

Bo: You all heard that, didn't you?

(The audience all nods their heads.)

Bo: Um, question one and stuff. Why are you so evil?

Dimentio: When I was 3, my dad ate the last piece of cornbread.

Bo: Like, you became a psychopath over cornbread?

Dimentio: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! NO ONE UNDERSTANDS!

(Dimentio starts crying and screaming and telling his life story.)

Bo: No, wait! Uh, rock-a-bye baby... What comes next?

(Dimentio stops crying.)

Bo: Take it easy and stuff. Now, why did you join Count Bleck?

Dimentio: I was in court for stealing highest-number-ever stickers that go on bananas. Count Bleck was my lawyer. We became BFFs and got tacos every Thursday. One day he dropped his taco and got really mad. So we became BPFs.

Bo: Huh?

Dimentio: Best Psychopaths Forever.

Bo: What is your favorite food and stuff?

Dimentio: I like tacos.

Bo: AUDIENCE QUESTIONS! Seat INEEDTOOLAYOFFTHEJELLYDONUTS.

Fat Guy: What happened to the guy behind the curtain?

Bo: I prefer not to answer that. Seat RABBITEAREDVERMIN.

Yosimite Sam: What'd the crazypsychopathicjester do now?

Dimentio: I am now a talkshow host.

Yosimite Sam: Do you mean...

Dimentio rips off his skin to reveal...

Bo: Dr. Phil! Then that must mean...

(Bo rips off whatever stuff Boos have to reveal that he is Yosemite Sam!)

Yosemite Sam: Then I must be...

Dr. Phil: Roy Raven!

Yosemite Sam: Then I am...

(Yosemite Sam rips off his skin to reveal he is Anti Dude! Roy comes onstage.)

Roy: What is all this commotion?

Roy: Another one of me!

Roy: I must be...

(Roy rips off his feathers to reveal he is the Guy in the Cloak! Anti Dude then wakes up and comes onstage.)

Anti Dude: Two of me! Gasp!

(Anti Dude rips of his cloak to reveal he is Bo! Flint Cragley appears out of nowhere.)

Flint Cragley: I must be...

(Flint rips off his skin to reveal blood vessels, organs, and bones!)

(This is getting out of hand! End transmission!)

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