Lemmy: Welcome to Lemmy’s Interview Show!

Bony: Today I will be interviewing Toad!

Lemmy: Why did you talk so loud?!

Bony: You did too!

Lemmy: I agree!

Iggy: That’s my line!

Phant: (telepathically to Bony) That’s why we shouldn’t give all the Koopalings a ticket to see our first interview.

Bony: (telepathically back) I agree.

Toad: Is anyone going to interview me?

Bony: Let’s get back on topic. Is your cap really a cap or is it actually your head?

Toad: It’s my headm but the white with red dots part is a cap.

Bony: Um, ok. Are you related to Goombas?

Toad: No.

Bony: Phant, gimme that ten coins you were talking about.

Phant: No, only if Toads aren’t related to Bob-ombs.

Toad: We arent related to- AAAH! A GHOST!

(Toad hides under the table.)

Bony: Gimme that ten coins now.

Phant: Here’s the coins.

Bony: Now leave.

Phant: Why?

Bony: Because Toad is scared!

(Phant leaves.)

Bony: The ghost left.

(Toad comes out from under the table.)

Bony: Are you scared easily?

Toad: Yes.

Bony: Who do you like more, Mario or Luigi?

Toad: Luigi, he is smarter and taller.

Iggy: I agree.

Bony: Who do you like more, Wario or Waluigi?

Toad: Waluigi, he is smarter and taller.

Bony: Time for audience questions! Seat 8.

Ludwig: Do you like Mario more than Wario?

Toad: Yes.

Bony: Seat 6.

Roy: What is your favorite food?

Toad: Tuna pizza.

Bony: Seat 7.

Kirby: What is your favorite game?

Toad: Wario's Woods because I was the hero.

Bony: Seat 2.

Morton: Do you like the delicious taste of big wedding cake with many toppings?

Toad: Yes

Bony: End transmission!

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