Lord Shyguy: Let me get this straight. I'm interviewing with a Yoshi?
Bones: Yes, sir.
Lord Shyguy: YOU WILL CALL ME MASTER, NOT SIR, SLAVE!!!
Bones: Sorry, Master...
(Black Yoshi 99 walks into the room with Big close behind. Big has a ball and chain tied to his stilts and his leg.))
Black Yoshi: HAHAHA!!! Time to die, fool!
Lord Shyguy: Big Guy the Stilted?! BOW DOWN TO ME, MINION!!!
Big: ... Okay...
Black Yoshi 99: HE’S MY SLAVE- I mean, uh, crew member! Yeah! Don't bow down to anyone other than me!
Big: ... Okay...
Lord Shyguy: But he’s a Shyguy! HE’S MINE!!!
(Black Yoshi 99 and Lord Shyguy get into a cartoon cloud fight.)
Black Yoshi 99: (still fighting) AAAAAHHHHHH!!! MY DENTURES!!!
Lord Shyguy: (also still fighting) HAHAHAHAHA!!! Old man!
(Kirby suddenly appears.)
Kirby: Vial, vial!
(The fight stops.)
Black Yoshi 99: Grr... By any chance, would you like to be my new slave- I mean, uh... minion, no, uh, lackey? Whoops.
(Kirby shakes his head violently.)
Kirby: Vial vial!!!
Black Yoshi 99: I take that as a yes!
(Kirby holds up a sign with Black Yoshi 99's head crossed out.)
Kirby: VIAL VI-VIAL!!!
Bubby: Aren't you supposed to be interviewing, Master?
Lord Shyguy: Yes, I am. What is Bones doing?!
Bubby: This is going to be bloody. Hey Big, come here.
Big: Yeah, what?
Bubby: Let’s leave.
Big: ... Okay...
(The pair leaves.)
Lord Shyguy: BONES!!!
Bones: Yes?
Lord Shyguy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Bones: Just talking to Kirby.
Kirby: Vial, vial vial!!!
Black Yoshi 99: Welcome to the crew, Kirby!
(A cage falls on Kirby, and Black Yoshi 99 puts a ball and chain where Kirby’s leg should be.)
Lord Shyguy: Wait, Bones, can you understand Kirby?
Bones: Yes.
Lord Shyguy: Then you and Kirby can interview!
Bones: What?
Lord Shyguy: (in a caveman voice) You, Kirby, interview. Does me need to repeat?
Bones: No...
Lord Shyguy: (in normal voice) Good!
Bones: Who is in the unfortunate position of being the interviewee?
Black Yoshi 99 and Lord Shyguy (in unison): The squishable, squashable, great slave, Rex!
Rex: Hey, how is it going- I am not a great slave!
Lord Shyguy: Too bad. Have fun!
(Black Yoshi and Lord Shyguy leave.)
Kirby: Vial, vial, vi-vial, vial... VIAL VIAL!!!
Bones: He said okay. Good. So, Rex, why do you need to be stomped on twice in Super Mario World?
Rex: We have strong skulls and spines, so because of that, it takes an extra stomp to completely squash us.
Kirby: Vial, vial, vial?
Bones: Kirby asked why you run around faster when you are stepped on the first time.
Rex: Well, most of the time, we're panicking. Sometimes we just feel like running around, and we get jumped on after we start.
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Lord Shyguy: AAHHH!!! HELP ME!!!
Black Yoshi: COME BACK!!! I’VE NEVER TASTED ROYAL SHYGUY!!!
Lord Shyguy: I knew this would happen!! AAAAHHHH!!!
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Kirby: Vial, vial vial?
Bones: He asked why you are blue.
Rex: We're blue because... Wait... WE HAVE NO RELATION TO BARNEY WHATSOEVER!!!
Bones: Barney is purple, you idiot.
Barney: Yeah, purple!
Kirby: Vi-VIAL!
Barney: Okay, okay, I'm leaving!
(He leaves.)
Rex: I know he’s purple... I was... just... seeing if you were paying attention! Yeah, that!
Bones: Right... Of course.
Rex: Anyway, our ancestors were originally green, but later on, someone spraypainted us blue. AHEM!
(Rex looks at Waluigi.)
Waluigi: What? It couldn't have been me! I'm not that old! Quit looking at me like that, it’s scary! STOP IT!
Rex: Wow, never thought of that. Well, eventually, the blue paint dried on and wouldn't come off, since it was PERMANENT!
Waluigi: IT WASN'T ME!!! WAAAAAAAAA!!!
(Waluigi runs away crying.)
Rex: So, the paint never came off, and it was passed down the line of Rexes, so it finally became our new permanent color!
Bones: Wow, long story.
(
Lord Shyguy and Black Yoshi 99 are seen sword-fighting on a mountaintop. But as the camera zooms in, we see they're just swinging the swords around like sissies.)
Lord Shyguy: Back away I tell you, BACK AWAY!
Black Yoshi 99: Just one lick! ONE LICK!
Lord Shyguy: NEVER!!!
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Bones: So, are there any other species of Rex?
Rex: Well, there is if you count the Shroob Rex, but other than them, we’re it.
Kirby: Vial vial vial!
Bones: He said time for audience questions! Seat ALMIGHTYGOD.
DAD: WHAT ARE THOSE LITTLE WING THINGYS ON YOUR BACK?
Rex: We used to be a flying race, but we grew fat off of all the food we ate, so we couldn't use our wings, and eventually, we ceased to use them.
DAD: ALL OF YOU READERS, DON'T FORGET TO WORSHIP ME!
Bones: If they are Familikoopas.
DAD: I BET THEY ARE!
Bones: Who cares? Seat CRAZYINVENTOR.
Ludwig: Aren't dinosaurs supposed to be extinct?
Rex: Yoshis exist! We exist! We're on Plit, for Pete’s sake, not Earth!
Ludwig: Didn't think of that...
Kirby: Vial, vial vial, vi-vial!
Bones: Kirby said seat- Wait, what?
Kirby: Vi-vial!
Bones: Fine. Seat GRUNTINGSWORDMAN!
Link: Tup, ho waa-
Bones: That’s why I hate him. He always grunts.
(Black Yoshi 99 and Lord Shyguy suddenly enter the room, battle-scarred.)
Black Yoshi 99: Link?! GET OUT IF YOU'RE NOT A MARIO CHARACTER EXCEPT KIRBY!!!
(Kirby is seen crying in a corner.)
Lord Shyguy: NON-MARIO CHARACTERS CAN STAY!!! IT’S MY STUDIO!!!
Black Yoshi 99: IT’S LEMMY’S STUDIO!!! DON'T YOU MASKED FREAKS KNOW ANYTHING?!
Lord Shyguy: How dare you?! DIE!!!
(Lord Shyguy and Black Yoshi 99 12 get-)
Black Yoshi 99: THERE’S NO 12!!!
(Okay, sorry! Lord Shyguy and Black Yoshi 99 get into a bloody fight.)
Bones: So, Link, as you were saying?
Link: Tup, ho, waaa?
Rex: What did he ask?
Bones: I think he asked if you are carnivorous. You did ask that, right Link?
(Link nods.)
Rex: Well, DUH! We're dinosaurs!
Kirby: Vi-vial, vial vial, vi-vial!
Bones: He said we have to stop the Interview because Lord Shyguy and Black Yoshi 99 are killing each other!
Lord Shyguy: (throwing a Barney doll) I KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS!
Black Yoshi 99: NOOOOOO!!!
Bones: END TRANSMISSION!
Kirby: VIAAAL!!!
(Transmission Ended)
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