Fawful Koopa: Preposterous! Blasphemy! Impossible! My evil twin is nonexistent!
Roncor: You saw the title, right?
Fawful: Impertinent! Unperceivable! Un-
Boom: That means yes in Mortonic.
Roncor: I understand.
(He holds out a mirror and makes Fawful Koopa slam into it.)
Fawful Koopa: I’m seeing double!
Roncor: Yes! Ludwig’s declonifier didn’t work!
Lufwaf: Thank you for creating me, kind gentleman. Please excuse that rude ruffian who is my clone.
Fawful Koopa: I have eardrums, ya know!
Audience (strapped to chairs): Start already!
Already: I’m started!
(Fawful Koopa and Lufwaf throw Already out the window)
Lufwaf: How do you get wings? I already know, but the audience doesn’t, so answer!
Fawful Koopa: If you already know, then why are you asking me?
Lufwaf: To get a negative paycheck.
Fawful Koopa: Oh yeah, you’re from Minus Land.
Lufwaf: Answer, fool!
Fawful: Drat, I thought I’d get away with it!
Lufwaf and Audience: ANSWER!!!
Fawful: Okay, okay! Now, what was the question?
(Lufwaf takes Boom’s cannon and utterly annihilates Fawful Koopa)
Roncor: Sorry, we are experiencing technical difficulties. Please watch this mini-show.
Cut to mini-show...
Lufwaf: Hi!
Mario: Cheese!
Lufwaf: What a rude gentleman!
(Lufwaf slaps Mario. He dies.)
Fawful Koopa (actor): I better get a raise for “killing” Mario!
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Clawdia: I need to go to the bathroom, honey blossom.
Bowser: Okay, sweet-cheeks.
(A Koopa lady enters.)
Lady: Hello, sugar cheeks
Bowser: (in love) Okay, kootie-pie!
(Lufwaf hops out of the lady costume.)
Lufwaf: What a rude gentleman!
(Bowser is KO slapped)
Fawful Koopa (actor): (entering) Hey, I could steal some money. That is a raise!
Lufwaf: We could steal some money
(They do so)
Cut back to studio...
Fawful Koopa: You didn’t have to revive me! I, being an author, can revive myself, thank you!
(A wormhole opens up, and Lufwaf is spat out of it)
Lufwaf: (dusting off): I forget what that question was, your turn to ask.
Fawful: Since you come from Minus Land, what is it like there?
Lufwaf: It, joyfully, is the opposite of this world.
Fawful: Your turn.
Lufwaf: I remember! How do you get your wings?
Fawful: Paratroopas are born with wings, and if they fall off, they grow new ones.
Lufwaf: Your turn.
Fawful: How do you heal? That water spray attack is neat!
Lufwaf: Only Beanbean Koopas can do that.
Boom: Audience questions!
Lufwaf: Seat 48.
Mr. L: Why are your ratings bad?
Fawful: They aren’t! They’re awesome!
Mr. L: No, they’re bad, the Lemmy’s Land guide says so!
Lufwaf: But the mystical people who stare through the fourth wall say they’re awesome!
Mr. L: Oh, yeah.
Fawful: Seat 1,234,567,890,123,456,789,012,345,678,901,234,567,890.
Yellow: Can I have a closer seat?
Fawful: (So that’s why he isn’t appearing in the Dark Koopa Interviews often anymore!)
Lufwaf: About us.
Yellow: Why do you turn into regular Koopas when you’re stomped on?
Fawful: Because we feel like it, gosh!
Lufwaf: He means that we shed so we can’t be hit by aerial attacks again!
Yellow: Oh.
Fawful: Seat-
Lufwaf: My turn! 87.
Wario: Mwahahaha!
Lufwaf: I hate running gags…
Wario: What’s you favorite color?
Fawful: Red.
Lufwaf: Green.
(Lufwaf jumps through the mirror.)
Wario: End transmission!
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