DOUBLE G GOOMBA, KOOPA 13, AND CHOMPY interview DAISY

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DOUBLE G GOOMBA, KOOPA 13, AND CHOMPY interview DAISY

By koopa 13 and Double G GoombaLemmy: Is it me or are there less people here than before?

G.G: Oh yeah, Metknight is on vacation so we had to find a replacement.

(Bonetail is seen outside.)

Waluigi: Hi, I want-

Bonetail: YOU MUST DIE!

(Bonetail eats Waluigi.)

Koopa 13: Bonetail, you are a permanent replacement for now.

G.G: Right. Ignoring the people getting devoured and eaten, who are we-

Daisy: YEAH YEAH YEAH! UH HUH! OH YEAH!

Koopa 13: Huh?

G.G: Ok, calm down.

Daisy: OH BABY, BABY!

G.G: I said calm down, woman.

Daisy: Daisy Daisy Dai-

(G.G. shoots Daisy with a turquoise dart.)

G.G: Jeez, Lemmy, where do you find these people?

Koopa 13: And how did she act like this?

(Lemmy; I don’t question your life, so don’t question mine.)

Chompy: Hmm.

(They place Daisy in a chair.)

Daisy: Huh? What happened?

G.G: Well you-

Daisy: UH HUH! OH YEAH!

G.G: Sit down before I shoot you again!

(Daisy quietly does so.)

G.G: Ok then, now, what is the name of the place you rule over?

Daisy: The great land of Sarasaland.

Koopa 13: What do you think of Peach?

Daisy: I WANT TO MUTILATE HER AND THROW HER DECAPITATED BODY INTO THE OCEAN FOR THE CHEEP CHEEPS TO MUCH ON HER SORRY REMAINS!!!

Silence...

Daisy: Ahem. Sorry, please continue.

Chompy: Um… Bark bark?

G.G: He says why are you so hyperactive?

Daisy: Because I don’t want to be like other princesses who just sit around and command their servants. I want to be wild and crazy and have some fun.

(She rips off her dress and reveals her outfit from Mario Strikers.)

Daisy: YEAH! HOT DOG!

Pikmin: Hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog.

G.G: BONETAIL!

Bonetail: YOU MUST DIE!!!

(Bonetail eats the Pikmin.)

G.G: Ok then, why do you wear orange?

Daisy: It’s the national color of Sarasaland.

Koopa 13: Other than Super Mario Land, how come you don’t appear in any adventure Mario games?

Daisy: They say they don’t NEED me, that all they need is peach. Well, I ask you this: What does peach have that I don’t?

G.G Crew: A land that people actually knows exist.

Daisy: Whatever.

Chompy: Bark bark.

G.G: He says is it true you like Luigi?

(Daisy glomps Luigi onto the ground and squeezes him tightly.)

Daisy: Yes I do, he’s my little snucum. Yes you are, aren’t you, my little panda bear?

Luigi: Help… me…

G.G: Since you’re down, it’s time for the audience. Seat 56.

Parakarry: If you hate Peach so much, how come you regularly team up with her in sports games?

Daisy: I don’t like to, but it helps me make sure I’m close to Luigi.

(Luigi starts crying.)

G.G: Seat 89.

Tatanga: How come Mario came to rescue you from me if he likes Peach?

Daisy: Well at the time I was hoping it would be Luigi, but I ended up with that fat idiot Mario.

Mario: I take offense to that!

(Mario is seen sitting on top of Bowser.)

Bowser: I hate you so much.

G.G: Seat 45.

Snake: Showtime.

G.G: I had a bad dream about you once. Seat 5.

Magikoopa: Will you date me?

Daisy: NO!

G.G: Seat 64.

Koopatrol: Why is Sarasaland not as well known as the Mushroom Kingdom?

Daisy: It’s a bit smaller and it’s out in the wasteland, so it’s not as well known as it SHOULD be.

G.G: Well that’s it for now.

Bonetail: YOU MUST DIE!

(Bonetail eats Daisy.)

Koopa 13: Nice ending, Bonetail!

(Bonetail eats the G.G. Crew.)

G.G: So much for that nice ending.

Lemmy: What are you talking about? This is the perfect ending!

G.G: I CAN STILL HEAR YOU FROM IN HERE!!!

Larry: End transmission.
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