Dark Koopa: Okay, man. So we got a bit on the wrong side in that Iast Interview. But oh well… You got the interviewing rules in your head now, right?
Blaze: Yeah…
Dark Koopa: Good… We air in five minutes…
Blaze: This one better go without anything weird happening! I don’t wanna have Hooktail eat the audience again… Or do I?
Dark Koopa: … Hehehe! I like your style.
Later...
Blaze: Yo audience!
Audience: Yo!
Koopa Troopa: Meno! Meno!
Blaze: …
Dark Koopa: Uh… Yeah… Today we’re interviewin’ the baddest, brutiest—
Blaze: Is that even a word?
Dark Koopa: It is in MY dictionary!
Blaze: …
Dark Koopa: Like I was sayin’, the baddest, brutiest, and coolest Yoshi of ‘em all! Give it up for Boshi!
(Boshi walks onto the stage. The audience cheers.)
Yoshi: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Boo: Yes?
Yoshi: Not you!
Boo: Oh…
Blaze: (looking at Boshi) … Woah…
Dark Koopa: Well I said he’s cool.
Boshi: And you ain’t lyin’!!!
Dark Koopa: Well, on with the Interview. So Boshi, what do you like to do?
Boshi: I like pummeling other Yoshis and stealing their fruit.
Blaze: Sweet, dude… Now, in Mario RPG, you were champion of the Mushroom Derby and no one could beat ya until Mario and Yoshi butted in… How fast ARE you anyway, dude?
Boshi: I’ll show you!
(Boshi runs up and down each aisle in the auditorium and back onto the stage in ten seconds.)
Blaze and Dark Koopa: O_O
Boshi: Well? Whaddaya think?
Blaze: What can I say but… WOW, DUDE!!!
Koopa Troopa: Meno meno!
Blaze: …
Dark Koopa: Moving on… So, are you good at fighting?
Boshi: Are you good at fighting, he asks! Of course I am! You said yourself I am the brutiest Yoshi around… Wait… That’s not a word! Where’d you get that from?!
Dark Koopa: STOP CRITISIZING THE WAY I TALK!!!
Blaze: Prove it! You versus Dark and me!!!
Boshi: You’re on! I can take on two against one!!!
Audience: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Koopa Troopa: Meno! Meno! Meno! Meno!
Dark Koopa: It’s on!!!
(Blaze spits a fireball at Boshi. Boshi dodges and charges at Dark, who jumps and slides in his shell into Boshi. Boshi gets up and kicks Blaze in the face. Blaze tackles Boshi and punches him in the nose four times. Blaze and Boshi somersault with their hands locked together. Boshi kicks Blaze off. Dark punches Boshi in the nose. Boshi tackles Dark and punches him in the face until Dark bites Boshi’s hand.)
Boshi: YEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUCH!!! RRRRRRRRRRR!!!
(Boshi grabs Blaze and Dark, and a big cloud of smoke appears where they are fighting so no one can see them.)
One hour later...
Boshi: I WIN!!!
Audience: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Yoshi: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Boo: Yes?
Yoshi: …
(Blaze gets up.)
Blaze: Ow… Pretty good… for a Yoshi…
(Dark Koopa gets up. He sees his sunglasses are broken.)
Dark Koopa: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!! I’LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!
(Blaze whispers something in Dark’s ear… if he has ears. Dark snickers. They get back in the chairs.)
Blaze: Time for audience questions! Seat 29!
Marilyn: If you could be in another game, what would it be?
Boshi: Well—
Dark Koopa: HEY!!! SHE TALKED!!!
Marilyn: … Um… No I didn’t. Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh!
Dark Koopa: …
Boshi: Hmm… Probably Super Smash Bros. Brawl. You just saw why.
Blaze: Seat 150!
Chain Chomp: ARF ARF!!!
Blaze: … Uh… Never mind.
Dark Koopa: How about you in seat 74! You look smart enough to ask a good question…
Ludwig: MAS FA JAAAAAAAAAAA… OVAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Blaze and Dark: O_o
Dark Koopa: Well just pretend we didn’t hear that… Seat 62!
Koopa Troopa: Meno! Meno!
Blaze: … Hooktail! Lunch time!
Hooktail: YEAH!!!
Koopa Troopa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
(Hooktail eats the Koopa Troopa.)
Koops: Really, that’s not right…
Hooktail: WILL YOU STOP SAYING THAT EVERY TIME I EAT SOMEONE?!
Koops: Eep!!!
Blaze: I thought someone might get eaten sooner or later…
Dark Koopa: Heh! You’re bad! I like that! Seat 85!
Orange Yoshi: Why do you hate Yoshi so much?
Boshi: Because I hate goody-woodies! I just wanna crunch up their bones!
Yoshi: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Boo: Yes?
Yoshi: SHUT UP!!!
Boo: …
Blaze: Well, that’s just about all time we have, dudes.
Boshi: How much time do we have left?
Blaze: One hour, which gives us enough time for some sweet-
Dark Koopa: REVENGE!!!
Boshi: It’s a rematch you want, eh?! It’s on!!!
(Blaze and Dark look at each other, then at Boshi. They grin sinisterly. They take out two Super Mushrooms and eat them. They grow three times the size of Boshi.)
Boshi: … Meep!
(Blaze and Dark start beating up Boshi. There’s a cloud of smoke and nobody can see them.)
Boshi: END THIS STUPID INTERVIEW ALREADY!!!
Ludwig: SLAAAAAA BA TAAAAAA MUCHBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Hooktail: … Seconds!!!
Ludwig: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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