Fawful koopa: I'm an anti-Barbie boy!

Boom: In an anti-Barbie world!

Fawful and Boom: Life's not fantastic, we're elastic!

Fawful: You could stretch my hair!

Boom: If I had some anywhere…

Cameraman: You know this is live?

(Fawful koopa and Boom turn red and run out of the studio, throwing a random cleft in their place.)

Cleft: Okay… Anyway my name is Roncor, and the title says I'm interviewing Goomba. Everyone give a hand to Goomba!

(Goomba enters, and gets nailed with plastic hands.)

Roncor: Now Goomba, what exactly are you?

Goomba: Toads are living Super Mushrooms; I'm a living Dried Shroom.

Roncor: Wow! I thought you'd say you were a living Poison Mushroom!

Goomba: That would be Gloombas; Goombas can be good!

Roncor: Interesting, now how do you hold things?

Goomba: Telekinesis.

Roncor: You're cheesing off every other interviewer alive.

Goomba: Actually, I blow things in the air; I like to tell people Telekinesis, though.

Roncor: Interesting, I do use telekinesis!

Goomba: Grr…

Roncor: Anyways, how do you feel about Mario?

Goomba: Awful! Whenever I go out for a walk, he jumps on my head! Then I have to get freakin' surgery!

Roncor: So that's why they don't sell health insurance to Goombas…

Goomba: Grr…

Roncor: Anyways, why does Mario die if he touches you?

Goomba: He's allergic.

Roncor: Interesting. Now audience questions! Seat 38.

(Fawful koopa and Boom sneak back in.)

Boom: How can Larry's wand mind wipe, again? Ludwig said it was broken!

Fawful koopa: Yes, Ludwig said it was broken.

Boom: I understand.

(They kick out the inhabitant of seat 38.)

Fawful koopa: Why do you jump off cliffs?

Goomba: Only the ones loyal to Bowser do that.

Roncor: Seat 45.

Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!

(Boom ground pounds Lemmy out of the seat.)

Boom: Who is your leader?

Goomba: Goomboss, the Goomba King.

Roncor: That was a dumb question. Seat 67.

Podoboo: One step closer…

Roncor: Huh?

Goomba: Ask the question already!

Podoboo: What is 1+1?

Roncor: About him…

Podoboo: Okay, what is your name? What is your job?

Goomba: Bob. I own a chain of pet stores all around Plit!

Podoboo: Achieval! Ack! Four lines again!

Fawful koopa and Boom: (singing) Eeeennnd Trraaaannsssss… MISSION!!!

Wario: Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

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