Fawful koopa: Today I will teach all of you how to build an Interview studio.
Director: Cut! We deleted that episode, remember!
Flashback…
Fawful koopa: Today I will teach you how to-
End Flashback
Director: Wrong script, you’re fired.
(Fawful koopa leaves.)
Fawful koopa: Drat, that was the 44th time!
Old Director: You’re rehired.
Fawful koopa: Why?
Old Director: Why not?
Fawful koopa: Okay…
Old Director: To the studio!
***
Old Director: This is all your party space, but don’t blow it like last time.
Flashback…
Old Director: Aaaaaahhh! The studio is on fire! Put it out!
(Fawful koopa blows the fire out, and the studio down.)
Fawful koopa: Ooops.
End Flashback
Old director: Remember now? Have fun!
(Old Director leaves.)
Fawful koopa: Goody… Hello, and welcome to…
Lemmy: Lemmy’s Interview Show!
Fawful koopa: Want your paycheck?
(Fawful koopa holds up a –1,000,000 check.)
Lemmy: Eep.
(Lemmy runs away)
Fawful koopa: That’s better. Anyway, today we’re interviewing…
Audience: Wait a second; you’re the interviewer that flooded that one studio…
Fawful koopa: Now let’s not jump to conclu…
(The audience leaves.)
Fawful koopa: …sions. I’m ruined, at least this wasn’t live!
Cameraman: Oh yes it was!
Fawful koopa: *gulp* Well who am I interviewing anyway? I still have a chance!
Cameraman: Beats me.
Blue Yoshi: Me! Pick me!
Mario: Go Pikachu! Pika!
(Fawful’s eyes scan the audience, 2 people who either like him or are too busy watching Pokémon.)
Fawful koopa: Mario!
Mario: Pikachu, give it your all! Pik… Pik… PIKACHUUUUU! We’re blasting off again! “Ding”.
Blue Yoshi: I never thought I’d have to use this.
(He pulls out a Nuclear Cannon.)
Mario: We did it, Pik-
BOOM! Fawful: I changed my mind, Yoshi! (Blue Yoshi comes up.) Fawful: Hello, and welcome to… Blue Yoshi: Fawful Koopa’s Interview Show! Cameraman: Zzz… Fawful: Today I interview this blue Yoshi. (Fawful sits in the interviewer chair, the blue Yoshi in the interviewee’s.) Fawful: First question, how do you feel about Mario riding you? Yoshi: Painful. Fawful: Me too. How does it feel to squeeze eggs out? Yoshi: Less painful than Mario, but painful. Fawful: Well it does sound painful. What is your name? (Yoshi eats a Bob-omb to demonstrate.) Yoshi: BOOM! Fawful: Boom! What an interesting name! How do you make eggs? Boom: We have a casing in our digestive tract that covers the baddie. Let me demonstrate. (Boom eats Fawful.) Fawful: Neat. (Boom throws Fawful; Fawful bounces around the room and hits him.) Boom: Interviewing with you can be painful. Fawful: (getting up and dusting off): What is a Yoshi’s favorite fruit? Boom: Everyone has a different type of melon… *drool*. Mine is the a-sloploding melon. Fawful: How do Yoshis give birth? Boom: Well I… (Boom trips over a can of laughing gas.) Boom: Hahahahahaha! Fawful: Hahahahaha! Both: Hahahaahahaha! (Wario enters, and spies the gas.) Wario: (drooling) Mustard… (Wario eats the gas.) Wario: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Fawful: o_0 Boom: End transmission, and the answer to the last question is I don’t, I’m a boy. Fawful: I meant girls. Boom: Same story as how they make eggs, except instead of eating a baddie it’s five melons. (The screen goes black.) Fawful: Why did you have to say the magic word ™? Boom: I felt like it. Whoops! You're not logged in!
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