(Mario is seen flying around as Bee Mario.)
Mario: I’m-a Bee Mario.
G.G: That’s nice.
(He reappears as Boo Mario.)
Mario: I'm-a Boo Mario.
Koopa 13: That’s lovely.
(He reappears as Ice Mario.)
Mario: I'm-a Ice Mario.
(G.G. melts Mario with a Fire Flower.)
Mario: I'm-a Melted Mario.
Lemmy: He’s been doing that ever since Super Mario Galaxy came out.
Koopa 13: Well tell him to keep it to himself.
Lemmy: Then he would be Emo Mario.
(Mario returns wearing black.)
Mario: I’m-a Emo Mario. I go to Hot Topic.
G.G: Can we just do this so I can leave this studio?
Mimi: I'm here.
G.G: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww, it’s wittle girl. Do you wants some candy, wittle girl?
Mimi: Shut up.
Koopa 13: Do you need a diaper change, little sweetums?
Mimi: Stop talking to me like a baby.
Chompy: Bark bark bark.
Mimi: THAT'S IT!
(Mimi throws rupees at G.G's head.)
G.G: Awwwwww, I think I'm gonna get a wittle concussion.
Mimi: Just interview me, you stupid Goomba.
G.G: Ok then, little one, what kind of species are you supposed to be?
Mimi: I’m a Human made out of squares.
G.G: Haha, you evolved from a monkey.
Mimi: YOU WILL DIE!
G.G: Of course I will.
Koopa 13: AHHHHHHHH!
(Koopa 13 is seen stepping on a mouse trap.)
Koopa 13: MEHHH, that was not cool.
Mario: I'm-a Mouse Trap Setting-Up Mario.
G.G: That’s not even a power-up.
Mario: I'm-a No Power-Up Mario.
Koopa 13: Just get outta here.
Mario: I'm-a Get Outta Here Mario.
(He jumps out the window.)
Mimi: Can we continue this please?
Koopa 13: What’s with all your mischievous behavior?
Mimi: Count Bleck raised me like that.
Chompy: Bark bark.
G.G: He says how did you meet Count Bleck?
Mimi: When I was little I was abandoned by my parents and sent to an orphanage. There Count Bleck found me and gave me my cool powers. In exchange I was to help him destroy the world.
G.G : You are aware that you would be destroyed as well, right?
Mimi: The Count said he would create a force field around the castle to keep us alive, and rebuild the world.
Count Bleck: Count Bleck lied, BLEH HEH HEH HEH BLECK!
Mimi: He's so awesome.
Koopa 13: How did you get the ability to shape shift into anyone?
Mimi: Apparently I had that power dormant inside my body, but the Count released it and taught me to control it.
G.G: Awwwwwwwww, the wittle girl can shape shift! How cute.
Mimi: I TOLD YOU TO STOP THAT!
Koopa 13: What, you’re gonna shape shift? Hahaha!
(She turns into a giant spider.)
Mimi: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMMIMIMI!
(G.G. spays her with bug spray.)
Mimi: No! Nnot the bug spray! IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS!
(She changes back and starts to shake on the ground.)
G.G: Awwwwwwwwwwww, now you're having a wittle seizure.
Koopa 13: Well that answers one question, that her weakness is bug spray.
G.G: Now then, if you’re done with that, how did you feel about your comrades?
Koopa 13: Hey, one question per turn.
G.G: All right… My turn. Now answer the question.
Mimi: Well I got along well with O'chunks even though he was stinky Scottish guy, I always had a bad feeling about Dimentio, and the Count, well I looked to him as a father figure.
Koopa 13: And what about Nastasia?
Mimi: She scares me.
Count Bleck: Get in line, said Count Bleck, wetting himself.
Chompy: Bark bark?
G.G: He says why did you work for Merlee at the end of the game?
Mimi: She was gone at the time so I pretended to be her maid so I could cute up her house.
G.G: Tch, women. Anyway it’s audience time. Deal… or no deal?
Audience: Huh?
G.G: Never mind, seat 45.
Merlon: How come you always fight in your spider form?
Mimi: It’s my favorite form.
G.G: Seat 78.
Gloomba: Why don’t you transform into something useful like a buff fighter or a giant dragon or Mike Tyson or something like that?
Mimi: Because a CERTAIN PARTY HAT-WEARING DUPLIGHOST BEAT ME TO IT!
Doopliss: Yeah! That’s right! We Duplighosts wear the fanciest party hats!
Mimi: You wanna make something of it, sheet boy?!
G.G: All right, calm down and sit.
(Inuyasha falls on the stage.)
G.G: Who in the world is that?
Koopa 13: I know, it’s a… doggy.
G.G: Well he's ugly to look at... JANITOR!
(Mario mops him off the stage with a broom.)
Mario: I’m-a Janitor Mario.
G.G: Oh come on! That’s not even creative. Whatever, seat 23.
Goomba: How come you don’t transform into your spider form in level 6-2?
Mimi: I didn’t feel like it.
G.G: Wimp. Seat 65.
Bob-omb: How come in the beginning you kept transforming from O'Chunks to Bowser and to Count Bleck?
Mimi: Because it’s fun.
Duplighost: She's right about that.
G.G: Seat 3.
Wiggler: Why was that vase so expensive?
Mimi: Because it’s from a distant land. In Mushroom Kingdom they don’t cost as much, but in Hyrule it cost 1,000,000,000 rubees.
Link: I just saved you from Ganon.
Mimi: You did not.
Link: How about a kiss for luck?
Chompy: Huh?
Link: How about a-
(Mimi throws a rubee at Link's head.)
Mimi: Dummy, tight-wearing girly man.
G.G: Last seat, seat last. Go figure.
Grodus: Why do you use rubees as your weapon of choice?
Mimi: Well let's see, they're hard, rocky, and knock people out easily. What's not to like?
G.G: Ok, that’s it for-
Mario: I'm-a Plumber Mario.
Koopa 13: You already are a plumber.
Mario: I’m-a Mario Mario.
G.G: Ok, that’s it!
(The G.G. Crew form into a tower.)
G.G: SUPER-
Koopa 13: POWER-
Chompy: ATTACK-
(The Crew spin while in tower form, with G.G’s bat sticking out.)
Mario: I’m-a Jumper Mario.
(Mario jumps into the air as the Crew comes at him. They bust through the wall and into an exploding a Bob-omb.)
G.G: Owie! We got defeated by Mario.
Audience: GET IN LINE!
Mario: I’m-a END TRANSMISSION Mario.
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