Shrugger: HELLO, AND WELCOME TO…..
Lemmy: Lemmy’s Interview Show!
(Shrugger blasts Lemmy with the Star Blaster. See Shrugger’s Adventure, coming soon!)
Lemmy: Ouch.
Shrugger: … THE FIRST EPISODE EVER OF… DRUM ROLL, PLEASE!
Audience: HUH?!
Musical Guy: *drum roll sounds*
Fawful (drums still goin’): You are of the naming your show drum roll, please?
Shrugger: NO! THE SHRUGGER’S INTERVIEW SHOW IS THE REAL NAME!
Musical Guy: *ends drum roll* Dum De DUM!
Y-Naut (Shrugger’s co-host): Um, Shrugger?
Shrugger: WHAT?
Y-Naut: That was almost a full page of filler.
Shrugger: SO? I LIKE FILLER!
Lemmy: Stop, or I’ll reject your submission.
Shrugger: THWOMP 123, SQUASH HIM.
(The screen cuts to show that the entire ceiling is made out of Thwomps.)
Thwomp 123: THWOMP!
Flat Lemmy: Ouch… I can still reject it, though.
Shrugger: WHATEVER. PLATFORM THWOMPS, BRING IN THE WHEEL OF INTERVIEWEES!
Platform Thwomp 1: YES, SIR.
(20 Yellow Thwomps go to the ground, bringing in a wheel with several faces on it.)
Shrugger: Y-N (Y-NAUT), SPIN THE WHEEL!
(Y-N, you guessed it, spins the wheel!)
Y-N: Who’s the narrator again? We need to fire him.
Camera I: Musical Guy, remember?
Shrugger: OH YEAH. MUSICAL GUY, AS OF THE END OF THIS PROBLEM, YOU’RE FIRED!
(Shucks.)
Y-N: Wait a second, weren’t you in the audience earlier?
(That was the Musical Bot. See?)
(Musical Bot blows up, destroying Yoshi, Iggy, Bow, Mrs. Mowz, Gonzalez Jr, KP Koopa, Kamek, and a random Hyper Goomba.)
Shrugger: YOU IDIOT! THAT WAS EIGHT POSSIBLE INTERVIEWEES THAT YOU KILLED!
Lemmy: 2 filler pages!
Shrugger: … RIGHT THEN. WHO DID THE WHEEL LAND ON?
Y-N: Tippi.
Tippi: Hi…
S (Shrugger): OK THEN. FIRST QUESTION: WHAT SPECIES WERE YOU BEFORE YOU BECAME A PIXL?
Tippi: I was a Paragoomba… That’s why I’m the first partner in Super Paper Mario, and the identifying comes from my old Tattle move… The reason I can fly is because I was a PARAgoomba…
Y-N: Great. Now, because that answered FOUR questions, not one, if anyone asks one of those questions again, it counts as one, ok? Where was I again? Oh, right, I was asking a question. What Paragoomba were you?
Tippi: I was the relatively unknown Goomba Queen…
S: WHAT WOULD YOUR STATS BE?
Tippi: The exact same as the Goomba King… 10 HP, 1 ATK, and 0 DEF…
Y-N: How are Pixls made?
Tippi: Magic… Like everything else in Super Paper Mario…
S: TRUE. WHICH WAS YOUR OTHER FAVORITE PIXL?
Tippi: Fleep… We could relate…
Y-N: AUDIENCE QUESTIONS! SEAT FAVORITEKOOPALING!
Larry: Why do all your sentences end with dot dot dot?
Tippi: ‘Cause it’s dramatic… I’m training to become a drama queen to support Blumiere and I…
Larry: ‘Cause isn’t dramatic at all.
Tippi: Oops…
S: SEAT UHOHFORINTERVIEWEE!
Goomba King: WHY’D YOU DIVORCE ME?!
Tippi: Uh oh…
Y-N: So you don’t have to see the following violent scene that follows, Musical Guy, you’re fired…
Me: Darn.
Y-Naut: … And END TRANSMISSION!
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