Shy Ranger: That was a nice hiatus, but I’m so hungry… I’LL GO CRAZY WITHOUT FOOD!!!

(Larry is seen eating something.)

Shy Ranger: Larry, what are you hiding?

(Larry is chewing on his foot.)

Shy Ranger: Ugh…

(Larry stops eating his foot.)

Larry: I did find something in that mini-hiatus!

(Larry takes out a UFO.)

Shy Ranger: O.O I don’t wanna know… Anyway, you explore in there and I’ll interview!

(Larry falls asleep.)

Shy Ranger: … Anyway, Kent C, you’re being interviewed

Kent: Why?

Shy Ranger: I feel like it. First question: how did you get so big?

Kent: I used to be a scientist and while working I accidentally poured… stuff on myself and turned giant!

Larry: (while peeking in the UFO) BOOOOOOORING!

Kent: …

Shy Ranger: So how did you get those glasses?

Kent: When I mutated I went blind! So I got some glasses.

Larry: Still boring!

Shy Ranger: … Anyway… How many times has that happened throughout the Interviews?

Larry: I don’t know.

Shy Ranger: So how much do you weigh?

Kent: I weigh 1,000 and my shell weighs 10,000.

Vegeta: THAT’S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!

Shy Ranger: Thank you, Vegeta. So do you work for Bowser?

Kent: Yes. I used to be his scientist but when I grew I couldn’t hold beakers. So I became the guy who steals money! How else do you think Bowser affords all those castles?

Larry: He lied to me! Hey, I think I hear something breathing in here…

Shy Ranger: Go check it out. Audience questions!!! Seat THISISALONGSEATNAMEBECAUSETHEPERSONSITTINGINTHISSEATIS BIGFATANDUGLYANDANOCTOPUSORSOMETHING!

King Kaliente: Why didn’t you just jump on Mario?

Kent: I can’t jump, you big moron!

Shy Ranger: Seat GOOMBA!

Boo: Why am I in this seat? Whatever. So what does the C stand for?

Kent: Nothing. If you say my full name it sounds like Can’t See Koopa. I thought it was clever.

Shy Ranger: Seat SCHWEET!

Francis: What do you do now?

Kent: I live in Koopa Village now. They are nice people…

Shy Ranger: Well that’s all we have time for-

(The UFO starts floating and sucks everyone in.)

Shy Ranger: Larry… WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Larry: Nothing!

(The UFO flies away.)

(Transmission Ended)

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